Presidential Reviews

[Spars]

What about White vs Grimes?

[Samos]

What about White vs Grimes?

Whoops, meant to put that instead of Adam vs. Eve.

Thanks !
You forgot the best/worst lines (And the Overall ?) though D:

I didn't put an Overall since the whole thing is just one song, there's not multiple parts to it like an ERB. I'll add the best and worst lines though.

[Samos]

Here's my review of Rick Grimes vs. Walter White (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krQHQvtIr6w). Next is Satan vs. The Devil.

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Beat: When I first heard this beat, I thought it was alright, nothing special. Over time, I listened to it more and more and focused more on the beat each time, and now I think it's pretty awesome. It's not repetitive, it's got a nice variety of instruments and notes and it fits both rappers surprisingly well. Nothing is too above and beyond here, but everything seems to be in order. 9/10

Impressions and Costumes: Rick's voice is fine. It's not extremely spot on, but there's nothing too off center. I personally can't get into the Walt voice. Yes, he has the mannerisms down right, but the voice is just too high. Why couldn't he just go a little lower? Walt's costume is perfect, but Rick needs a thicker beard if you ask me. 8/10

Rick Grimes-Round 1: The Carl line is OK, and the better dad line isn't anything special. The AMC line does a good job with fitting in two references, and the armpit stains line is pretty funny. I know I defended the issues line in the past, but I'd still probably call it the worst line in the verse, just because it doesn't make any real points. That brain misuse line is a pretty effective threat though. The MacGuyver line puts a funny mental image in my head. The verse finishes extremely strong, with 3 really nice lines. This verse actually has a ton of great lines, when you add it all up. 9.5/10

Walter White-Round 1: The first lines aren't clever as stand alone lines, but it's an epic part of the video and a really clever transition from Walt into Heisenberg. My problem with the face off line is that Breaking Bad already made that joke by titling the episode that way. The dude smoothie line is pretty nice though, and it's delivery with the face also gets a thumbs up. The duty line is decent, but the Samurai line is kind of obvious and sort of just throws ''booty'' in there pointlessly to make a rhyme. The DEA line is kind of just fact-statey, but the GTA line is good, and that whole four-line stretch has great flow. The hot dose line is pretty great, and the pizza on the roof line gave me a real good laugh. Then there's that filler loser line and the legendary walkers line, which completely lived up to all the hype over it on this forum. To me, this verse has a lot of above average lines, like the duty line and GTA line, but there aren't as many big laughs as Rick's first verse. 9/10

Rick Grimes-Round 2: OK, so people complain about the Carl line being more insulting to Carl than White, but I'm sorry, that just made me laugh more than almost anything in ERB ever has. Plus, I think it's kind of clever how it works into the threat. I think ERB really delivered on the ''one who knocks'' line. That was actually really clever and made for a great moment in the video. 8.5/10

Walter White-Round 2: The ''bite me'' line is pretty great, but I didn't really like the tighty walter whiteys line. It just seemed too obvious to me and didn't really make any points. The bury line is OK, and the last line is a great ''ooh snap'' moment, albeit hypocritical and overrated. While Walt has a lot more of those ''ooh snap'' lines than Rick, he also had more average lines, filler lines and not as many laughs, which is why I barely give Rick the edge. 8.5/10

Overall: To put it bluntly and clearly, it's just good. Just a flat out good, well made video. Lyrics are really funny and really clever, video effects are top notch, there's not too much to dislike. I expected more of a backlash on this one from people who haven't seen either show. Surprisingly, it seems everyone likes this one. I don't have any objections to that. 9/10

Rick Grimes' Best Line: I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast.
Rick Grimes' Worst Line: I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues.
Walter White's Best Line: I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you!
Walter White's Worst Line: 'Cause you're a loser! A failure to your whole entire crew!

Final Results:
Rick Grimes: 18/20
Walter White: 17.5/20

Total Score: 61.5/70

[Spars]

How is the loser line filler? Rick fails his group from time to time, it goes along with the sense of duty line, though I think referencing it twice was unnecessary it wasn't just a filler with no reference to it at all.

[Samos]

How is the loser line filler? Rick fails his group from time to time, it goes along with the sense of duty line, though I think referencing it twice was unnecessary it wasn't just a filler with no reference to it at all.

Well, I guess maybe filler wasn't the best word for it, but it wasn't much of a joke, and I still think it's the weakest line in the battle.

[Samos]

Here's my review of The Devil vs. Satan (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post333084). Next is Adam vs. Eve.

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Satan: The first verse is legendary. If I was doing this verse by verse, it would get a 10/10. The mom lines in the second verse are both pretty hilarious, and the shit line in the last verse is just so delightfully stupid. These lines still make me laugh. 9/10

The Devil: The Santa line is moderately funny, but the cock line is funnier. I love how he brags about his class in the first verse immediately before telling him to kiss his ass. The segway into the next verse is so forced and blunt, I love it. This verse isn't as funny, but there are some good laughs in here. 7.5/10

Beelzebub: The beginning with the Gorbachev parody isn't a huge laugh, but it's fairly amusing, and the Santa joke is funnier this time because of its pointless repetition. This verse didn't make me laugh quite as much as the others did, but it's alright. 7/10

Lucipher: The pointless DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is pretty funny. The gay line also makes me laugh for some reason. The cake line makes no sense, and it's hilarious, and the biggest laugh is at the end. There's something so blunt and smug-sounding about it and the random explosion just makes it funnier. 8.5/10

Overall: I didn't find it as funny as Ghost Rider vs. Eminem, but there are a lot of real good laughs in this. The audio is probably the best for this one though. If I were scoring the audio, the beat would've gotten a 10, that just broke me the first time I heard it. It's still hilarious on its own though. 8/10

Satan's Best-Worst Line: (I AM SATAN) YOU SUCK DICKS
Satan's Least Bad Line: COOL FIRE, BUT YOU WON'T BURN ME!
The Devil's Best-Worst Line: Just don't open ur mouth, put it around a cork cock!
The Devil's Least Bad Line: YOU IS A HOMO, YOU QUEER!
Beelzebub's Best-Worst Line: Satan, you can't spit more than Christmas gifts!
Beelzebub's Least Bad Line: I'm the pinnacle of anti-gods, my name is Beezlebub!
Lucipher's Best-Worst Line: And Satan, you can eat your fucking poo!
Lucipher's Least Bad Line: Dude, I'm your worst bad dream!

Final Results:
Satan: 9/10 (equivalent to 18/20)
The Devil: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Beelzebub: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
Lucipher: 8.5/10 (equivalent to 17/20)

Total Score: 40/50

[Samos]

Here's my re-review of Adam vs. Eve (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liLU2tEz7KY). Next is How The Forum Stole Christmas, since next on my list was a Yackerz battle, and he wouldn't be able to see it.

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Beat: This beat is just a lot of fun. It's possibly the catchiest beat ERB has ever used, it's got some intense parts, and it's memorable. My only complaints would be that it's a tad too repetitive and not as intense as most other beats. Still a lot to love here. 9/10

Impressions and Costumes: Obviously they couldn't use the most well known costumes, so I guess they did the best they could. Not too much to base a score off here. 9.5/10

Eve-Round 1: The rub line is kind of dumb, doesn't really make a great point. I really like the map line though, takes a common stereotype and makes a nice joke out of it. Not the biggest fan of the ballsacks and nachos line, but the Steve cameo is pretty hilarious. The stick line is pretty good, and the miss line is awesome. Some good lines here, some lame lines, it's decent. 7.5/10

Adam-Round 1: The first two lines aren't that clever, but the Hungry line is really executed well in the video, even if it's not too clever on its own. I like the double entendre of the cum line. The perfume line actually still makes me laugh for some reason. The period joke is decent, albeit kind of obvious and inevitable. The douche line is pretty clever, and the last line is OK. A lot more to like and laugh at in this verse. 8.5/10

Eve-Round 2: The swallow line, again, doesn't really make that much of a point and is kind of dumb. The first man on earth line is OK, but Adam could've used it against Eve too (obviously replacing ''man'' with ''woman''). The one pump chump line is pretty funny, and the pine needle line is in my opinion one of the biggest ''AW SNAP'' lines in ERB history. The alone time line is good I guess, but the last two lines are lame. There's still a decent amount of good lines in this verse. 8/10

Adam-Round 2: The rib line is really funny, even people who hate this battle got a kick out of that. The rest of the verse is pretty weak though. Just setting up for the ending, which I wish I could rate somehow because I did find it pretty funny. But in terms of this verse alone, it's just one good line. 7.5/10

Overall: It's alright. I really don't think it's the worst by any means. Yes, there are a lot of sex jokes, but it's a man vs. woman battle, that doesn't bug me too much. Plus, there are a lot of non sex-lines that are just jokes about gender stereotypes which are till pretty good (the Steve line, the miss line, the perfume line, the rib line, etc.) It's not great or anything, but it's decent, and there are quite a few good laughs, so I still find it fun to listen to. 8/10

Eve's Best Line: Ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!
Eve's Worst Line: Now I see how much of a dick you are!
Adam's Best Line: Got any perfume that smells like ''get the fuck off my back''?
Adam's Worst Line: Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?

Final Results:
Eve: 15.5/20
Adam: 16/20

Total Score: 58/70

[Samos]

Here's my review of 0's How the Forum Stole Christmas (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...tole-Christmas). Next is Martin Luther King Jr. vs. Gandhi.

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Chapter 1: The Satan reference is pretty out-of-the-blue and pretty funny. There's also something so dark about Santa doing drugs that's funny. 7/10

Chapter 2: A lot of really random humor that isn't too clever, but most of the time it's good for a quick laugh. Not too many huge laughs here, but there's more hit than miss. 7.5/10

Chapter 3: The jokes here aren't as consistently good. The bleeding thing and Polar's Santa heist knock up the score. 7.5/10

Chapter 4: Lawlzor's DID YOU KNOW stuff is pretty funny. A few good laugh out loud moments in this chapter. 8/10

Chapter 5: Most of this is more story-telling than actual jokes, whereas I think the half-comedy half-storytelling thing works better. The few jokes there are seem good. 7/10

Chapter 6: The rap battle gave me quite a few good laughs. I think the rap battle makes this the most enjoyable chapter, even if the rest of the chapter is nothing spectacular. 8.5/10

Chapter 7: I seem really invincible in this chapter, but I guess plot holes aren't exactly something I should judge you for here. I like the intro for this one, but aside from that, there aren't really any jokes here. 6.5/10

Chapter 8: The needle thing was pretty funny with how spontaneous it was. The rest of it seems to not attempt too many jokes. 7/10

Overall: The story seems a bit confused on what it wants to be at points. Sometimes it's just overly random and confusing, and other times it's completely story-based and humorless. The parts where it balances both are the best parts of the story. I had fun reading it, but try to keep the balance in the future. 7/10

Total Score: 65/90

[Spars]

MLK vs Gandhi before Goku vs Superman?

[Samos]

MLK vs Gandhi before Goku vs Superman?

Whoops, started this review before Goku vs. Superman came out and forgot to change the beginning. It'll be Goku vs. Superman tomorrow.