Presidential Reviews

[Samos]

Here's my review of Kubby's Carl Johnson vs. Barack Obama (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post370262). Next is George Washington vs. William Wallace.

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Carl Johnson-Round 1: The first half isn't that great, not a great joke to reference ratio. The second half is a lot better. I sort of like the jobs lines, but the unemployment rates line and Call of Duty line are the main highlights of this verse. 8/10

Barack Obama-Round 1: The crack line is pretty funny, and it fits perfectly for Obama, even if the insult itself isn't that clever. I also thought the Wrong Side of the Tracks line, Hot Coffee line and BJ lines were all pretty clever. 9/10

Carl Johnson-Round 2: Every line in this verse is at least decent, while the gun control line and the Affordable Care Act line are both really good. The assault weapon line is a nice insult, but it's not that clever, and the Obamacare line seems like a bit of a stretch to me. 9/10

Barack Obama-Round 2: The first two lines are kind of eh, nothing that clever. They seem like they're more about making points than clever wordplay or insults or anything. I like that last two lines a lot though. They're enough for an Obama win to me. 8.5/10

Overall: I have to admire your dedication here. A lot of people in your situation would've tried to make a battle without researching first, and that could've made for a weak result. But you went out and got the information you needed, and I think it really worked. A few lines are more point-making than clever writing, but for the most part, you nailed the references and made a very entertaining battle. 8.5/10

Carl Johnson's Best Line: We both like weed, but unemployment rates don't have to smoke some too
Carl Johnson's Worst Line: Congress gives no crap bout this ass, you got no real power over anybody
Barack Obama's Best Line: Following my train of thought? Oh wait, you on...Wrong Side of the Tracks
Barack Obama's Worst Line: Your health care plan's ineffefective...uh...you'll soon end up a coffin

Final Results:
Carl Johnson: 17/20
Barack Obama: 17.5/20

Total Score: 43/50

[WardenOfTheNorth]

Could you please review my latest battle, George R.R. Martin vs J.R.R. Tolkien?

[Samos]

Here's my review of George Washington vs. William Wallace (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl7CLaZFG1c). Next is Katniss Everdeen vs. Daenerys.

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Beat: This beat isn't bad at all, but it isn't that good either. It is pretty catchy, so I'll give it that, and the bagpipes add some variety, but it's really not very intense, especially for a battle between two people known for fighting wars. It fits Wallace pretty well, but this beat definitely does not scream Washington to me. Not a bad beat, but in a storm like this it sort of feels like a bad beat. 7.5/10

Impressions and Costumes: Washington's wig is a bit too big. In most pictures of Washington, his wig doesn't go that high above his scalp. I do like Washington's voice a lot though, I definitely could see him sounding like that, especially with his teeth. Wallace is sort of the reverse. His costume is absolutely perfect, especially the wig, but Lloyd's voice isn't quite deep enough. His Scottish accent still sounds cool though, so I can't take too much off. 8.5/10

George Washington-Round 1: The Free Willy reference and quarter joke are both pretty subtle and clever. I found the Longshanks joke funny, but really not that clever, but the money line is pretty good. The Big G line is kind of filler, but the stone face line is good. I really wish they had made a better Mel Gibson joke, but I do like the legacy comparison thing Washington does. I have no idea why they made Washington so terrifying in the stroke lines, but the red coat line is pretty good. 9/10

William Wallace-Round 1: The monument joke is pretty funny, and the slave comparison is pretty great. I also like how they snuck in "Scot Free". I'd never thought about that relating to William Wallace. The foot race line is kind of an obscure reference, but it is funny. The Yankee Doodle line isn't anything brilliant, but I liked the moolah line. Of course they had to reference Alba gu bràth, but the line they made about it wasn't that clever. The no children line is good enough, but the soldiers can't swim line is just brilliant. The British army line isn't that good, but the great losses line is alright and the politicians and Denzel Washington jokes at the end are both pretty funny. So while there are a few filler lines in this verse that keep it from being the best in the battle, there are still and ton of laughs and clever jokes in this verse. 9/10

George Washington-Round 2: The cherry tree line is alright, but kind of obvious. I liked the lines in the Monday Show better frankly, at least that referenced the lying thing. The flag line isn't really a joke, and I really wish they had made a better haggis joke. It's just brought up here, and for such a complex thing as haggis is, they really didn't try that hard there. The moose knuckle line is good, even if only because of the draws line that follows, the ball line is eh and the last two lines are both pretty good. Still, the mediocre first half of the verse makes this the weakest verse in the battle. 8/10

William Wallace-Round 2: The slave line is good, but not that clever. From the smoke line onward, every single line is great, except for the style line. There's also something about the personality in this verse that, coupled with the excellent lyrics, makes this the best verse in the battle. 9.5/10

Overall: After reviewing, this battle isn't quite as good from a technical standpoint as most of the other battles of this season, and for that I'd say it's the weakest tied with Superman vs. Goku. But the lyrics are absolutely top notch. Tons of personality in the lines, pretty great flow in parts and so many really clever references. I was also pleasantly surprised by how long this battle was. So it's not as good as my earlier impressions of it were, but lyrically this battle meets all expectations. 9/10

George Washington's Best Line: I got my face on a quarter, you got drawn and quartered!
George Washington's Worst Line: Is that the best you got for me?
William Wallace's Best Line: Crossed the Delaware, but your soldiers can't swim!
William Wallace's Worst Line: I'm Wallace, and I'm flawless!

Final Results:
George Washington: 17/20
William Wallace: 18.5/20

Total Score: 60.5/70

[Epic Doctor X]

Can you please review this video from SammyClassicSonicFan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQhjJ0BLxT0

[Katz]

Can you please review this video from SammyClassicSonicFan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQhjJ0BLxT0

GOD PLEASE NO

[Samos]

Here's my review of King in the North's Katniss Everdeen vs. Daenerys (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post370338). Next is Anne Frank vs. Mother Teresa.

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Katniss Everdeen-Round 1: The inbred line is hilarious, and so are the fire lines about the witch and Katniss' nickname. The rest of the verse isn't quite as clever. Most of it seems to reference things without really making any jokes about them, aside from the Genghis Khan line. 7.5/10

Daenerys Targaryen-Round 1: There are two Rue lines in this verse and both are pretty great. This whole verse is a few steps above Katniss'. The Shae line is alright, the brother line is awesome and the ex-men line is also pretty clever. 8.5/10

Katniss Everdeen-Round 2: The first two lines aren't that clever, but the Ser Jorah lines are pretty great, and the neckbeard line is pretty funny too. I can't think of too much to say for this one, it's just a pretty impressive verse. 8.5/10

Daenerys Targaryen-Round 2: The started from the bottom reference is kind of random, and there aren't that many jokes until the fake love line. That line, plus the odds line, are good enough to give Daenerys the slight edge. 8/10

Overall: This battle is pretty good, for the most part. Definitely more huge laughs than most fan mades here. There are a few things that are referenced and not joked about, but to be fair that's still better than having a bunch of filler lines. So just try to make every line some sort of joke. 8/10

Katniss Everdeen's Best Line: If you were any more inbred you would be a sandwich
Katniss Everdeen's Worst Line: Where have you endured hell? Please, do tell!
Daenerys Targaryen's Best Line: (You got Peeta sick in one cave while Gale's in your other) Compared to those two I would rather fuck my brother
Daenerys Targaryen's Worst Line: And every where I go slavers kneel before me

Final Results:
Katniss Everdeen: 16/20
Daenerys Targaryen: 16.5/20

Total Score: 40.5/50

[Samos]

Here's my review of Captain America's Anne Frank vs. Mother Teresa (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post370704). Next is PolarBore vs. Hanako.

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Anne Frank-Round 1: I'd like the first line if not for the inaccuracy. Anne Frank famously addressed her diary entries with "Dear Kitty", not "Dear Diary". The Palpatine grandmother line is kind of funny, but it's the rich line and the last line that save this verse. 7.5/10

Mother Teresa-Round 1: The first half of the verse isn't that great, but the line about contributions is really nice. I also found the Bieber Fever line pretty funny, and the last line isn't that incredible, but it's at least decent enough. 7.5/10

Anne Frank-Round 2: The first line is a bit too similar to the enduring line from the first verse, but it's still a good line. I guess the Amster-damn pun isn't that clever, but I always like puns, so it's a good line to me. The rest of the verse doesn't really bring up any great points, it's mainly just generic insults. 7/10

Mother Teresa-Round 2: There are a few references in this verse that are just too random and don't really have much to do with either of these people, like the Shakespeare line and the Michael Jackson line. But that aside, this verse still has the M.C. line, the healing line and the war crimes line, so it's still the best verse in the battle. 8.5/10

Overall: This battle suffers from many common problems that fan made battles do. There are a few too many filler lines, random references and joke-less references. Despite this, there are also a lot of lines to like in this battle. It's kind of mixed. 7.5/10

Anne Frank's Best Line: Who's about to get an Amster-damn strong backhand
Anne Frank's Worst Line: You were a fraud, a crazy fanatical bitch
Mother Teresa's Best Line: Your most significant contribution was that you died
Mother Teresa's Worst Line: When it comes to helping the poor, I’m the leader

Final Results:
Anne Frank: 14.5/20
Mother Teresa: 16/20

Total Score: 38/50

[Samos]

Here's my review of PolarBore vs. Hanako (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post370373). Next is WWI Origins.

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PolarBore-Round 1: The face line is sort of a joke-less reference, but the making people wait-month long break pair is awesome. Nothing too mind-blowing in the next few lines, but around the hearing line the verse gets really. good. The faces line, Iz Zy pun and Nibelhiem line are all pretty great. 8.5/10

Hanako-Round 1: The first two lines are a pretty nice rebuttal, and the mixing meat with bread line is awesome. The username lines were pretty good too. There are a few filler lines in this verse, and some of the lines are kind of obvious, but the last two line are both pretty good. 8.5/10

PolarBore-Round 2: The first two lines are pretty good references, while the next two are OK. There aren't really any jokes again until the last two lines. The second to last line is pretty clever, and while the last line isn't as clever, it's still pretty funny. 9/10

Lohuydahutt-Round 2: I burst out laughing when I first read the first line. It's just such an over-the-top and exaggerated parody of the own size line that I have to give it points, even if it's terrible as a battle line. The fatass line isn't as funny, and the next two lines aren't that clever. The seal in the deal line is good, and the following lines are pretty good references. 8.5/10

Overall: Very, very entertaining. Great references all around and tons of big laughs throughout the whole thing. A few lines reference things without joking, but that's a pretty small flaw, and it's the only one I can come up with. 8.5/10

PolarBore's Best Line: (One question, since you're known for making people wait,) You going to spit a verse or take another month long break?
PolarBore's Worst Line: I raised this forum's activity when it needed it the most
Hanako's Best Line: Been mixing your meat with Bread so much, no wonder they call you Jill Sandwich! (Wumbo: OHH!)
Hanako's Worst Line: Against you, Izzy's raps are too much to manage
Lohuydahutt's Best Line: Secretly Hanako's a fat guy (Fat guy)
Lohuydahutt's Worst Line: By the way the answer to your quite confusing question is *shrug*

Final Results:
PolarBore: 17.5/20
Hanako: 8.5/10 (equivalent to 17/20)
Lohuydahutt: 8.5/10 (equivalent to 17/20)

Total Score: 43/50

[Batman Heisenberg]

Thanks! I'll try to improve it!

[GonadTheNomad]

Review Clemi vs Hanako by me and Wumbo.