Presidential Reviews

[Lohuydahutt]

Also, while you're at it could you review my Guy Montag vs Winston Smith battle? If you haven't read either of the books this contains some spoilers but otherwise...

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post372161

[Samos]

Here's my review of SammyClassicSonicFan's Stop Hating on Sonic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQhjJ0BLxT0). Next is Clemi vs. Hanako.

Spoiler: 

Laughs: Got me laughing right of the bat here with the "LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC" and kept me in that state even longer with the "ROAAAAAAAAR". I love how he actually says roar as he roars. His Call of Duty rant is awesome because he builds up to it for so long and then he just throws a bag to "show us what he thinks of Call of Duty". Like that's really going to convince us. It's obvious he has never played a First Person Shooter and that just makes it all the funnier. There are also these times where he tries to get all poetic an say things like "You can't shoot me down with your arrows of LIES" which really got me good. In total I laughed out loud 13 times in this video. The laughs slow down near the end, but for a 15 minute video that's not intended to be funny, 13 laughs is pretty good. 8.5/10

Fricks: Including "fricking"s, I counted 38 fricks in this video. 38 uses of the word "frick" in a 15 minute video. I might've lost count, there were some moments where he just went on a streak and I got a bit overwhelmed. I didn't count this, but I could've sworn over half of them were used in the sentence "I mean seriously, what the FRICK". 9.5/10

Rage Level: This is remarkable. Just absolutely remarkable. The rage level in this video is unlike anything I've seen. He screams, he roars, he hyper-ventilates, he throws things, and it's all while talking to himself on a camera. When he does his "impressions" of the "Sanic haters" and the "First Person Shewter fans" in the nasaly voice, you can just feel the pure hatred in his voice. 9.5/10

Overall: This is the only Sammy video I've watched all the way through, and it was truly a treat. I think I liked his age rant more, but this was still really a fascinating and thoroughly entertaining video to watch. It gets a bit old after watching for longer than 10 minutes, but the fact that he can go on that long about practically nothing is incredible on its own. 9/10

SammyClassicSonicFan's Best Line: LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE, SONIIIIIIC! Rrr *breath* rrr *breath* rrr *breath* rrr *breath* ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Honorable Mention 1: This is what I THINK *throws bag* of Call of DUTY
Honorable Mention 2: You can't shoot me down with your arrows of LIES

Total Score: 36.5/40

[GonadTheNomad]

y u no worst lien

[Samos]

y u no worst lien

I don't really know how I'd do a worst line here. It's not intended to be terrible, but I'm judging it on how terrible it is, so it's kind of complicated.

[Samos]

Here's my review of Clemi vs. Hanako (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post371210). Next is Bruce Banner vs. Dr. Jekyll.

Spoiler: 

Hanako-Round 1: The first line is more of a reference than a joke, but I like the pun in the second line. The next two lines are again more referencey than jokey, but le dentist line is pretty funny, and the BBGUN reference is great. 8/10

Clemi-Round 1: Some of this verse seems to focus more on the French gimmick than clever lines, but that's not to say none of them are good. I don't really know if there needed to be two dentiste lines in this battle, but both are good lines, and the fear line is also pretty good. 7/10

Hanako-Round 2: The first two lines aren't that clever, but the last four lines are all pretty great in their own ways. Good puns, good references, there's not much more I can say about this verse other than it's the best in the battle. 9/10

Clemi-Round 2: The writing in this verse is definitely better than the writing in the last verse. The croissant line is kind of confusing, as I don't know why someone would "domiante" a croissant, but the faces lines are pretty great, and the French at the end is decent. 8/10

Overall: Pretty great battle. Not without its flaws, sometimes the clever lines take a backseat to the personalities, but overall I will say that you guys did a pretty decent job with the personalities. You missed a few writing intricacies of Clemi, but aside from that, it did seem like the battle was written by the actual people. Not to mention, there are some pretty good references in here too. 8/10

Hanako's Best Line: I'd photoshop your face to look less ugly, but I know it's impossible >w<
Hanako's Worst Line: With the best art work videos that everyone admires! ;u;
Clemi's Best Line: (You come into chat, a face like c: c: c: ) You step to me, get a face like :c 3: or D: ;-;
Clemi's Worst Line: This forum noob don't stand a chance against me.

Final Results:
Hanako: 17/20
Clemi: 15/20

Total Score: 40/50

[GonadTheNomad]

yeyz /5sukas

[Clemi]

yeyz /5sukas

yeyz /5char

[GonadTheNomad]

Review Me vs YellowNerdoku http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...d=1#post372541

And, when it coems out (Looking at vous Clemi), Me vs Clemi: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...637#post372637

[Epic Doctor X]

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...549#post372549

Can you review the existing parts of my not-so-soon-to-be novel?

[WardenOfTheNorth]

Could you please review Andy Warhol vs Vincent Van Gogh?
http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...-s-Rap-Battles