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    Also, while you're at it could you review my Guy Montag vs Winston Smith battle? If you haven't read either of the books this contains some spoilers but otherwise...

    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post372161

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    Here's my review of SammyClassicSonicFan's Stop Hating on Sonic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQhjJ0BLxT0). Next is Clemi vs. Hanako.
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    Laughs: Got me laughing right of the bat here with the "LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC" and kept me in that state even longer with the "ROAAAAAAAAR". I love how he actually says roar as he roars. His Call of Duty rant is awesome because he builds up to it for so long and then he just throws a bag to "show us what he thinks of Call of Duty". Like that's really going to convince us. It's obvious he has never played a First Person Shooter and that just makes it all the funnier. There are also these times where he tries to get all poetic an say things like "You can't shoot me down with your arrows of LIES" which really got me good. In total I laughed out loud 13 times in this video. The laughs slow down near the end, but for a 15 minute video that's not intended to be funny, 13 laughs is pretty good. 8.5/10

    Fricks: Including "fricking"s, I counted 38 fricks in this video. 38 uses of the word "frick" in a 15 minute video. I might've lost count, there were some moments where he just went on a streak and I got a bit overwhelmed. I didn't count this, but I could've sworn over half of them were used in the sentence "I mean seriously, what the FRICK". 9.5/10

    Rage Level: This is remarkable. Just absolutely remarkable. The rage level in this video is unlike anything I've seen. He screams, he roars, he hyper-ventilates, he throws things, and it's all while talking to himself on a camera. When he does his "impressions" of the "Sanic haters" and the "First Person Shewter fans" in the nasaly voice, you can just feel the pure hatred in his voice. 9.5/10

    Overall: This is the only Sammy video I've watched all the way through, and it was truly a treat. I think I liked his age rant more, but this was still really a fascinating and thoroughly entertaining video to watch. It gets a bit old after watching for longer than 10 minutes, but the fact that he can go on that long about practically nothing is incredible on its own. 9/10

    SammyClassicSonicFan's Best Line: LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE, SONIIIIIIC! Rrr *breath* rrr *breath* rrr *breath* rrr *breath* ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
    Honorable Mention 1: This is what I THINK *throws bag* of Call of DUTY
    Honorable Mention 2: You can't shoot me down with your arrows of LIES

    Total Score: 36.5/40

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    Things on here I found funny:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
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    lies
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    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    y u no worst lien
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut View Post
    y u no worst lien
    I don't really know how I'd do a worst line here. It's not intended to be terrible, but I'm judging it on how terrible it is, so it's kind of complicated.

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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Here's my review of Clemi vs. Hanako (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post371210). Next is Bruce Banner vs. Dr. Jekyll.
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    Hanako-Round 1: The first line is more of a reference than a joke, but I like the pun in the second line. The next two lines are again more referencey than jokey, but le dentist line is pretty funny, and the BBGUN reference is great. 8/10

    Clemi-Round 1: Some of this verse seems to focus more on the French gimmick than clever lines, but that's not to say none of them are good. I don't really know if there needed to be two dentiste lines in this battle, but both are good lines, and the fear line is also pretty good. 7/10

    Hanako-Round 2: The first two lines aren't that clever, but the last four lines are all pretty great in their own ways. Good puns, good references, there's not much more I can say about this verse other than it's the best in the battle. 9/10

    Clemi-Round 2: The writing in this verse is definitely better than the writing in the last verse. The croissant line is kind of confusing, as I don't know why someone would "domiante" a croissant, but the faces lines are pretty great, and the French at the end is decent. 8/10

    Overall: Pretty great battle. Not without its flaws, sometimes the clever lines take a backseat to the personalities, but overall I will say that you guys did a pretty decent job with the personalities. You missed a few writing intricacies of Clemi, but aside from that, it did seem like the battle was written by the actual people. Not to mention, there are some pretty good references in here too. 8/10

    Hanako's Best Line: I'd photoshop your face to look less ugly, but I know it's impossible >w<
    Hanako's Worst Line: With the best art work videos that everyone admires! ;u;
    Clemi's Best Line: (You come into chat, a face like c: c: c: ) You step to me, get a face like :c 3: or D: ;-;
    Clemi's Worst Line: This forum noob don't stand a chance against me.

    Final Results:
    Hanako: 17/20
    Clemi: 15/20

    Total Score: 40/50

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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    yeyz /5sukas
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clemi number 2 View Post
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    Review Me vs YellowNerdoku http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...d=1#post372541

    And, when it coems out (Looking at vous Clemi), Me vs Clemi: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...637#post372637
    Last edited by GonadTheNomad; 07-12-2014 at 05:54 PM.
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...549#post372549

    Can you review the existing parts of my not-so-soon-to-be novel?


  10. #1170
    Could you please review Andy Warhol vs Vincent Van Gogh?
    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...-s-Rap-Battles

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