Presidential Reviews

[Samos]

Here's my review of laithXRLD555's Dr. Jekyll vs. Bruce Banner (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post371766). Next is Gyarados vs. Milotic.

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Bruce Banner-Round 1: A lot of these lines seem pretty referenceless, or at least the references are pretty vague. I like the Marvelous pun and the Avengers reference at the end, even if it isn't very subtle for a sex joke. 7/10

Dr. Jekyll-Round 1: In the first half, pretty much any of these lines could be used by anyone against anyone, and the references aren't really related to either of these characters. The second half is definitely better though. The PhD line is pretty great and the red Hulk line is decent. 7/10

Hulk-Round 2: The first line is just a pretty obvious reference and a pretty generic insult, but I kind of like the World War Hulk line. The third line isn't really a joke or anything, but the last line is a pretty decent reference. 8/10

Mr. Hyde-Round 2: The first line is filler, the second line doesn't really make any dis or insult, the rip-off line is kind of an obvious joke that could've been more clever, and I like the last line. The last line saves this verse from being the worst in the battle, but it's not enough for the win. 7/10

Overall: There are quite a few clever puns and references in here, but there are also too many filler lines. A lot of these lines could really be used by anybody against anybody, and that can take away from the personality of the battle. Try to reference something in each line. Make every line something you're proud of. 7/10

Bruce Banner and Hulk's Best Line: How can you stop me, my rhymes are MARVELous.
Bruce Banner and Hulk's Worst Line: You unleashed my alter ego and now will lose this battle.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde's Best Line: How did you did you get your PhD. An ink spillage!
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde's Worst Line: The only wombat there is, is your mother’s clitoris

Final Results:
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: 14/20
Bruce Banner and Hulk: 15/20

Total Score: 36/50

[Katz]

RIPE HYPE

[Lohuydahutt]

Also you should review the Mods vs Members replace ERB with Forumers battle :P

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post373071

[Samos]

Here's my review of #Nutty's Gyarados vs. Milotic (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post371105). Next is John F. Kennedy vs. Julius Caesar.

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Milotic: I'm just going to review both rappers as one category here. Anyway, the first verse is pretty underwhelming. There aren't really any specific references. I suppose a few are there, but they're pretty vague. The Magikarp and Shiny lines in the second verse are pretty good, although there are probably better jokes that could've been made about either of those subjects. In the last verse, the Moody line is pretty good, but that's about it. 13.5/20

Gyarados and Mega Gyarados: The first verse is pretty great. Nothing brilliant in the first line, but the next three lines are all funny. The first line in the second verse isn't that clever and the next two lines are hardly references, but the last line is good. Mega Gyarados is OK. The Intimidate line is decent, but there are better Dragon Dance lines that could've been made. 15/20

Overall: A bit of a step down from your last battle. There are a few too many reference-less filler lines, and even some of the references are just too broad. That's not to say all of them are, this battle does have some pretty clever ones, and it did make me laugh more than most fmerbs do. Just try to put in a bit more time in the future to make every line something you're proud of. 7/10

Milotic's Best Line: You're so lame that Nintendo gave players a free shiny!
Milotic's Worst Line: You'd have a fairer fight against my red hair
Gyarados' Best Line: Thank god you're rare, because your sprites make us sick
Gyarados' Worst Line: Okay little cunt, it's time you hide!

Final Results:
Milotic: 13.5/20
Gyarados: 15/20

Total Score: 34.5/50

[RBM]

I like your reviews!

[laithXRLD555]

Thanks for the review the best in the forum.

[Lancer]

Review pls

[Samos]

Here's my review of WardenOfTheNorth's John F. Kennedy vs. Julius Caesar (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post371811). Next is Bob the Builder vs. Marvin Heemeyer.

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John F. Kennedy-Round 1: The first line sort of had to be done, and there are definitely worse jokes that could've been made about that famous quote. I like the 23 knives line, and while there are probably better things you could've done with a Kruschev reference, but I like the et tu brute line a lot. 8.5/10

Julius Caesar-Round 1: The Bay of Pigs line is kind of underwhelming as there are way more clever things that could've been done with that. I like the Lee Harvey Oswald line, but it seems a bit similar to the John Wilkes Booth line from Lincoln vs. Norris, although adding the affair line really makes it really brutal. I have the same thoughts on the Missiles line that I do on the Bay of Pigs line. 7/10

John F. Kennedy-Round 2: A lot of these lines are reference that are sort of just mentioned and not really joked about. The comparisons are pretty clever though, like the cabinet line and the salad line. I might be missing something with the shaky line, but it seems pretty generic. 7.5/10

Julius Caesar-Round 2: I like the Colosseum line, despite the spelling error. The Kid President reference is pretty funny, the saint line is pretty good, and I'm kind of torn on the last line. It's alright, but it's kind of obvious, and it's not quite enough for the win. 8.5/10

Overall: The hit miss ratio isn't quite as high for this one as it was for your last battle. A lot of references seem to be pretty broad, like you wouldn't need to know too much about the subject to get the joke. Also, a bit more wordplay would probably help. This battle has a lot of good points and arguments, it just needs more in the joke department. 7.5/10

John F. Kennedy's Best Line: I would have turned your Senate against you like "Et tu, Brute?"
John F. Kennedy's Worst Line: You try to step to me and you'll be quickly overruled
Julius Caesar's Best Line: (Lyrically blowing your brain until it splatters) All over the wife that you cheated on multiple times
Julius Caesar's Worst Line: That you're no match for the greatest general the world's ever seen

Final Results:
John F. Kennedy: 16/20
Julius Caesar: 15.5/20

Total Score: 39/50

[GonadTheNomad]

Review my Sam Fisher vs Agent 47 http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...les-Of-History

[WardenOfTheNorth]

Here's my review of WardenOfTheNorth's John F. Kennedy vs. Julius Caesar (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post371811). Next is Bob the Builder vs. Marvin Heemeyer.

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John F. Kennedy-Round 1: The first line sort of had to be done, and there are definitely worse jokes that could've been made about that famous quote. I like the 23 knives line, and while there are probably better things you could've done with a Kruschev reference, but I like the et tu brute line a lot. 8.5/10

Julius Caesar-Round 1: The Bay of Pigs line is kind of underwhelming as there are way more clever things that could've been done with that. I like the Lee Harvey Oswald line, but it seems a bit similar to the John Wilkes Booth line from Lincoln vs. Norris, although adding the affair line really makes it really brutal. I have the same thoughts on the Missiles line that I do on the Bay of Pigs line. 7/10

John F. Kennedy-Round 2: A lot of these lines are reference that are sort of just mentioned and not really joked about. The comparisons are pretty clever though, like the cabinet line and the salad line. I might be missing something with the shaky line, but it seems pretty generic. 7.5/10

Julius Caesar-Round 2: I like the Colosseum line, despite the spelling error. The Kid President reference is pretty funny, the saint line is pretty good, and I'm kind of torn on the last line. It's alright, but it's kind of obvious, and it's not quite enough for the win. 8.5/10

Overall: The hit miss ratio isn't quite as high for this one as it was for your last battle. A lot of references seem to be pretty broad, like you wouldn't need to know too much about the subject to get the joke. Also, a bit more wordplay would probably help. This battle has a lot of good points and arguments, it just needs more in the joke department. 7.5/10

John F. Kennedy's Best Line: I would have turned your Senate against you like "Et tu, Brute?"
John F. Kennedy's Worst Line: You try to step to me and you'll be quickly overruled
Julius Caesar's Best Line: (Lyrically blowing your brain until it splatters) All over the wife that you cheated on multiple times
Julius Caesar's Worst Line: That you're no match for the greatest general the world's ever seen

Final Results:
John F. Kennedy: 16/20
Julius Caesar: 15.5/20

Total Score: 39/50

The shaky line was making fun of Caesar's epilepsy. Thank you for the reviews I appreciate it!