Presidential Reviews

[Clemi]

Here’s my review of zyroda vs. JohnGoopy. Next is Benito Mussolini vs. Julius Caesar.

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zyroda: Well, the first verse made me burst out laughing once I found out what it meant, so that’s a pretty great start. The second verse has some great comic relief. I laughed at the first line, kissless ****** line, girlfriend’s dog line, dick line and last line. In the second verse (or third I guess), pretty much everything from the Clemi line onwards made me laugh. The buttmonkey in the back and forth is funny, as is the high pun. Kind of wish there was a “no punchlines” joke instead of just a mention, but Sonicxman’s lines are both funny. 19/20

JohnGoopy and his Double Accounts: The mannerisms in JohnGoopy’s verse are pretty funny, but in terms of standalone rhymes, the only really good ones are the selfish line and victim line. As for Lando, the 1% line is pretty good, and the badass line made me laugh, even if it was an obvious joke to make. The mackrels line is pretty nice and the personality line works pretty well. “Not being sorry” isn’t really a dis or a boast to me, but the rap punchline joke is awesome. WumboBigDick has a good dis and a good point, SambabaHasCancer has the cancer joke and Spartica4N*ggers has the 4 pun. LandoJesus isn’t that strong, but he’s funny. 17.5/20

Overall: Bravo, guys. This is one of the most entertaining battles I’ve read on this site. The personalities are spot on, the jokes legitimately made me laugh, there’s a great reference to joke ratio, I can’t speak enough praise about this battle. 9/10

zyroda’s Best Line: i could make fun of your halloween costume, but i think that's your real ugly fat face
zyroda’s Worst Line: good thing you got rid of your last gay ass nick
JohnGoopy’s Best Line: FUCKYOUSHITHEAD HERE'S A RAP PUNCHLINE, YOU!
JohnGoopy’s Worst Line: JohnGoopy rhymes man and man because he can

Final Results:
zyroda: 19/20
JohnGoopy: 17.5/20

Total Score: 44.5/50

*Guile intensifies*
Thanks ! :D

[Samos]

Here’s my review of laithXRLD555's Spider-Man vs. Tarzan. Next is Peter vs. Homer.

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[B]Spider-Man-Round 1: The first two lines are pretty much just generic insults that could be used against pretty much anyone. The Oscorpse pun is alright, but the rest of the verse is jokeless references, for the most part. 6/10

Tarzan-Round 1: The Charlotte’s Web reference had potential, but it doesn’t really attempt any disses. The Big Ben line is kind of a stretch, and once again not really a dis. An itsy bitsy spider joke is sort of obvious, but it’s still good. A lot of this verse is kind of hard to understand. I know that’s intentional because it’s Tarzan and all, but it kind of goes overboard at times. The Bugle line’s nice though. 7/10

Spider-Man-Round 2: The first line isn’t too much of a dis really. As far as I’m aware of, the gas line is just filler. I can see where you were going with the third line, but it just comes off as too fact-statey, and the last line isn’t really a reference. 5.5/10

Tarzan-Round 2: The firstline is a pretty good pun and reference. The middle two lines aren’t that strong, but I did enjoy the last line a lot. Definitely the best verse in the battle. 8/10

Overall: There are a few too many filler lines in this battle and a few too many jokeless references here. When it does mix references and jokes, it can be pretty good, but there’s just not enough of that in this battle. 7/10

Spider-Man’s Best Line: I should save mankind, burn the Oscorpse of this baboon.
Spider-Man’s Worst Line: Pssst over here ma’am oh what you’re a guy.
Tarzan’s Best Line: After that battle spidey you be no blue and all red.
Tarzan’s Worst Line: Me no just king of jungle but also king of Disney.

Final Results:
Spider-Man: 11.5/20
Tarzan: 15/20

Total Score: 33.5/50

[Lohuydahutt]

Side Note: I find it pretty funny that zyroda probably has one of the top 5 highest scores you've ever given a character and LandoNintendo's pretty high up there too xD Oh well, I failed to make Lando win but at least I can take comfort in the fact that the "first verse" thing was my idea xD

[Samos]

Here’s my review of Peter vs. Homer-Funnybone. Next is #Nutty vs. Gunnut.

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Peter-Round 1: The Jaundice line is pretty funny, but the hair dis is kind of generic. The next few lines are all pretty good puns. Not too impressed with the last two lines, but still, this verse is for the most part pretty great. 9/10

Homer-Round 1: First line is just a generic insult, and the telly line isn’t really insulting enough. I’ve sort of heard those Brian and Stewie jokes before, but it’s still a decent line. You really could’ve gone somewhere with the cancellation joke, but this one plays it too safe and merely mentions it instead of joking about it. The last two lines are decent, nothing too special. 7.5/10

Peter-Round 2: The first two lines are pretty generic and not really references to anything, as far as I’m aware of, and the third line is more of a reference than a joke. It’s not really until the second half that Peter really gets going. The Tracey Ullman line, TMZ joke and ending pun are all pretty good. 8.5/10

Homer-Round 2: The first two lines aren’t too strong, but the third line is an alright reference, and the chicken fight lines aren’t bad either. The biggest fail line is another generic insult, and the end isn’t too clever. 7/10

Overall: This battle has high points and low points. I’d definitely say the good outweighs the bad by a fair amount, but there’s definitely room for improvement. Filler lines, for one. You need to put effort into each and every line, and try to make each of them something you’re proud of. 8/10

Peter’s Best Line: I'll be wiping the floor with you so much, you can call me the next Mr Sparkle
Peter’s Worst Line: I'll rip off your limbs and roast them on an open fire.
Homer’s Best Line: With your whack ass American football for a baby, and a dog that has the most intellect
Homer’s Worst Line: Look at your family, At least mine is more perfect.

Final Results:
Peter: 17.5/20
Homer: 14.5/20

Total Score: 40/50

[Funnybone]

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[Samos]

Here’s my review of #Nutty vs. Gunnut. Next is Turtlesauce vs. ERB Crazy.

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Gunnut-Round 1: The first line isn’t too clever, but the Putin reference is alright. Third line is a pretty generic insult, and I don’t really get the fourth line. The Post Happy Purple line is alright, and the #Nutty off joke is OK. Rapestick line is kind of average. 8/10

#Nutty-Round 1: The first two lines are pretty generic. I like the acting line, but I’m not sure if you should be bringing up Gunnut’s “coolness” when you’re trying to dis him. The Travis Coates reference is clever, but it seems kind of random, as I don’t really see what Travis has to do with either of these guys. 7/10

Gunnut-Round 2: The first line seems kind of like a self-dis, and the wit line is pretty obvious, but still good. I like where the names line was going, but it doesn’t really work if you know the background and realize that the line is kind of being misleading by covering how many names Nutty has really had. 7.5/10

#Nutty-Round 2: The first two lines are both pretty good references, actually. There doesn’t seem to be too much depth to the third or fourth lines. The Pokemon match line is alright, but the open the hatch line seems pretty filler. Last line isn’t too clever, but it works as a parody. 8/10

Overall: This battle’s good, aside from a few filler lines that seem like they’re trying to parody more than they are trying to make a good standalone line. This also shows when there’s a line that doesn’t really make any boast or dis. 7.5/10

Gunnut’s Best Line: Why don't you go back home and #Nutty off, form a bad TDFE alliance
Gunnut’s Worst Line: You couldn't fite me, and I ain't even fit
#Nutty’s Best Line: Well Beast is snapping necks like this is your Splinter Cell
#Nutty’s Worst Line: I got some great rhymes and only opened the hatch

Final Results:
Gunnut: 15.5/20
#Nutty: 15/20

Total Score: 38/50

[Spars]

so close i can feel it

[Turtlesauce]

I wonder If I get more or less than 5 xD

[GonadTheNomad]

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[@Dumbledore]

I wonder If I get more or less than 5 xD

We will definitely get a good advice.