Presidential Reviews

[Turtlesauce]

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...075#post376075j

Can you pls review this? :D

[Epic Doctor X]

Can you review The Legend of Drunken Ninja? Just saw it, best movie 5ever

[Funnybone]

http://www.rappad.co/rap/45516 Ariana Grande VS Miranda Cosgrove. IMO, better than the simpsons battle. Curious to what you think of this the almighty Sambada

P.S: Can you include a cover review with it as well as a score out of 100 instead of 10?

[Samos]

http://www.rappad.co/rap/45516 Ariana Grande VS Miranda Cosgrove. IMO, better than the simpsons battle. Curious to what you think of this the almighty Sambada

P.S: Can you include a cover review with it as well as a score out of 100 instead of 10?

You mean do a review of the cover out of 100 or the battle out of 100?

[Funnybone]

The battle, cover can be out of 100 of you want

[Samos]

Here’s my review of Turtlesauce vs. ERB Crazy. Next is Bateman vs. Batman.

Spoiler: 

Turtlesauce-Round 1: The first line just seems immature and not much of a reference, but the second line is a pretty good parody of the original line. Most of this verse doesn’t really seem to have many references, and when there are references, there aren’t really any jokes about them, they’re just mentioned. 6.5/10

ERB Crazy-Round 1: This verse has a bit of a rhyming problem. Most of the lines don’t really seem to rhyme at all. Anyway, as for the individual lines themselves, the 9 minutes line isn’t bad, but “added more sauce” doesn’t really make sense, because I don’t really see how “adding sauce” is a bad thing, or a good thing for that matter. The King in the North reference was alright, but the last two lines don’t really seem to reference anything. 5.5/10

Turtlesauce-Round 2: As far as I’m aware of, this verse has very few references. In fact, the only ones in this verse that I know of are the Nice Peter one, which isn’t really a reference and doesn’t make sense because you’re both forumers, and the elementary line, which is alright. 4/10

ERB Crazy-Round 2: Again, this verse has a lack of references. I guess I like the parody of the Commandments line, but even that doesn’t really rhyme. Aside from that, it’s all filler. 4/10

Overall: For me, this battle had too much filler and not enough references. Most of these lines could be used against pretty much anyone. There are also a few problems with rhyming. In the future, try to make every line a reference to something. 5/10

Turtlesauce’s Best Line: Stop posting homie, go outside and get some sun
Turtlesauce’s Worst Line: I'm really chill but I'm about to start the mania
ERB Crazy’s Best Line: It takes 9 minutes to turn you into sauce
ERB Crazy’s Worst Line: Then walk off on to this forum with glory and fame

Final Results:
Turtlesauce: 10.5/20
ERB Crazy: 9.5/20

Total Score: 25/50

[Turtlesauce]

Here’s my review of Turtlesauce vs. ERB Crazy. Next is Bateman vs. Batman.

Spoiler: 

Turtlesauce-Round 1: The first line just seems immature and not much of a reference, but the second line is a pretty good parody of the original line. Most of this verse doesn’t really seem to have many references, and when there are references, there aren’t really any jokes about them, they’re just mentioned. 6.5/10

ERB Crazy-Round 1: This verse has a bit of a rhyming problem. Most of the lines don’t really seem to rhyme at all. Anyway, as for the individual lines themselves, the 9 minutes line isn’t bad, but “added more sauce” doesn’t really make sense, because I don’t really see how “adding sauce” is a bad thing, or a good thing for that matter. The King in the North reference was alright, but the last two lines don’t really seem to reference anything. 5.5/10

Turtlesauce-Round 2: As far as I’m aware of, this verse has very few references. In fact, the only ones in this verse that I know of are the Nice Peter one, which isn’t really a reference and doesn’t make sense because you’re both forumers, and the elementary line, which is alright. 4/10

ERB Crazy-Round 2: Again, this verse has a lack of references. I guess I like the parody of the Commandments line, but even that doesn’t really rhyme. Aside from that, it’s all filler. 4/10

Overall: For me, this battle had too much filler and not enough references. Most of these lines could be used against pretty much anyone. There are also a few problems with rhyming. In the future, try to make every line a reference to something. 5/10

Turtlesauce’s Best Line: Stop posting homie, go outside and get some sun
Turtlesauce’s Worst Line: I'm really chill but I'm about to start the mania
ERB Crazy’s Best Line: It takes 9 minutes to turn you into sauce
ERB Crazy’s Worst Line: Then walk off on to this forum with glory and fame

Final Results:
Turtlesauce: 10.5/20
ERB Crazy: 9.5/20

Total Score: 25/50

Aight, thanks for the advice

Spoiler: 

I can't belive you didn't notice I forgot Santa's lines xD

[Samos]

Here’s my review of Spartica4Real’s Bateman vs. Batman. Next is Gunnut vs. Wumbo feat. Polar.

Spoiler: 

Bateman-Round 1: The first line is a decent reference, although you may have missed an opportunity for a Bat Credit Card joke there. The dog stomping line is alright, nothing brilliant, and the third line is more of a reference than a joke. I like how the Psycho filet line combines multiple references. The mindless vigilante line is a pretty generic insult, while the Bane line is kind of obvious. There are probably better jokes about parents dying that you could make than this one, but the last line is pretty good. 8/10

Batman-Round 1: The first line is a nice threat, but the second line isn’t really a dis. There are probably better American Psycho 2 jokes you could make, but this one is still funny. You could also make better jokes about killing homeless men and prostitutes, probably. I like the Harold line though, and the last line is nice too. 8.5/10

Bateman-Round 2: I like the Joking pun in the first line, and the second line’s alright too. My problem with the “rich guys always win” line is that Batman is also rich, so it kind of seems off. The last line is a decent reference, but I don’t really see how it’s a dis. 8/10

Batman-Round 2: The first two lines are pretty basic disses. The ATM line isn’t too clever, but it is pretty funny, and the last line is also pretty good. 8/10

Overall: Good battle, definitely one of your best. Pretty much every line references something, which is great. A few of the references are a bit too blunt and a bit too obvious. Just a little more subtlety is what’s needed. 8/10

Bateman’s Best Line: I serve up a Psycho filet, so don't just stare, eat it
Bateman’s Worst Line: A mindless vigilante can't step to the true AP!
Batman’s Best Line: Your life's in shambles and needs to be repaired, so let me call Harold
Batman’s Worst Line: You're a bland boring man from the 80s, what's new?

Final Results:
Bateman: 16/20
Batman: 17/20

Total Score: 40.5/50

[GonadTheNomad]

Review Gunnut vs Ranger http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...240#post376240

In writing longer than Duke Nukem Forever in development.

[@Dumbledore]

Could you review my Ariana Grande vs Selena Gomez rap battle.