Presidential Reviews

[Samos]

Here's my review of URBoF's Bill Cipher vs. Freddy Krueger. Next is PolarBore vs. Gunnut.

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Beat: Another excellent beat choice. I love how it adds a few creepy dubsteppy sounds during some of Cipher's lines. Little changes like that are common throughout the entire beat. It never slouches in intensity. Freddy's voice makes it kind of hard to hear at points, but it's still really well done. 9.5/10

Impressions: Pretty accurate for both of them. Freddy's voice has the perfect effects and is just the right pitch. Cipher's voice is also pretty close. Maybe a bit too nerdy sounding, but the pitch is great, the effects are awesome and the inflections in the voice are spot on. 9/10

Freddy Krueger-Round 1: Opening line isn't too witty, second and third lines are decent references but a bit too obvious, but the fourth line is pretty funny. Fifth line doesn't seem to be much more than a few basic insults, although the Illuminaughty line is funny. The seventh line makes a good point, but it isn't much of a joke. Last line is pretty good though. 8.5/10

Bill Cipher-Round 1: The first line is pretty funny, but the next 3 lines are a bit too much storytelling and not really enough boasting or dissing. Luckily, the verse has a very strong second half. The watching line, Craven line and last line are are great. 9/10

Freddy Krueger-Round 2: Dang, this picked up. The first FIVE lines are all really good. The gardener line isn't too clever, the Liberty Bell line is great, and the last line is a bit platitudey. Still, a really strong verse that's not far from perfect. 9.5/10

Bill Cipher-Round 2: Musically, this is definitely the best verse in the battle. The flow is really insane here. As for the lyrics, while they start off a bit slow, they definitely pick up near the end with some pretty great references and puns. Probably the best verse in the battle. 9.5/10

Overall: Being completely honest, this is one of the best fan made battles I've ever seen. The references are great, but the song itself sticks with me not unlike the way the real ERBs do. Some of the references are a bit too obvious, some are fact-statey, but they're definitely in the minority. 9/10

Freddy Krueger's Best Line: I’m launching Freddy’s Fingers! Try to dreamscape from here!
Freddy Krueger's Worst Line: You’re quite haughty for a triangle and your plots are rather spotty
Bill Cipher's Best Line: Reality’s an illusion, just like your chance of survival!
Bill Cipher's Worst Line: Liar Monster. Snappy Dresser! Hi! I’m Bill Cipher! (this one is hard because pretty much every line has some sort of reference)

Final Results:
Freddy Krueger: 18/20
Bill Cipher: 18.5/20

Total Score: 64/70

[Samos]

Here's my review of Gunnut vs. Polar. Next is Rockefeller vs. Gates.

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Polar the Bore-Round 1: Riddled with references, most of them pretty well woven together. The only lines that aren't really clever are the ERB awards line, the mofo mod line, and the second to last line. There are maybe a few too many spambot jokes too, but these aren't big problems. 9.5/10

Gonad-Round 1: The first 2 lines are kind of generic and obvious disses. The third line is a pretty nice reference, while the fourth line is another rather obvious one. A few nice references in the straight face line, and the next line is good too. While not overly clever, the captains line is a pretty good dis, while the Wumbo line doesn't hit quite as hard for me. The last line is too referencey and not jokey enough, but it is a good parody of the original line. 8.5/10

Polar the Bore-Round 2: Every line in this verse is good on its own. My only real complaint is the rhyming is pretty forced in the fossil-ruining name line pair. The "ooooh" and "so" are just thrown in there, and it looks kind of lazy. But the lines are still good, and so are all the other ones. 10/10

Gonad-Round 2: The verse starts out pretty strong. I like the first 4 lines, but after that it's not as strong. Most of them seem like references without jokes, or at least references that aren't tied in with jokes. The only one I really like after the first 4 lines is the last line. 8/10

Overall: Great battle, had to do some nitpicking on this one. Still remember to work jokes into the references. It's easy to just make things rhyme. Make each line something you could say out of battle context and have people laugh at. 8.5/10

Polar the Bore's Best Line: With your failed streams, best not cross me, or else I'll "from" the forum nuisance.
Polar the Bore's Worst Line: A beloved, kawaii mofo mod
Gonad's Best Line: Sucks that your verse wasn't worth leaving your spaceship
Gonad's Worst Line: I think you’re out of luck, battling me? You fucked up

Final Results:
Polar the Bore: 19.5/20
Gonad: 16.5/20

Total Score: 44.5/50

[GonadTheNomad]

rip in peas

[Samos]

Here's my review of Beastness' Rockefeller vs. Gates. Next is Bach vs. Lil Wayne.

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John D. Rockefeller-Round 1: The first 2 lines almost hit, but the awkward wording weakens the punch. I like the "pay for this pun", while the next 2 lines are more referencey than jokey. The can't count joke is pretty funny. The second to last line is pretty filler, and the last line's alright. 8/10

Bill Gates-Round 1: A decent pun in the opening line, but the 12,000 cases line could've been a lot better. The standard line isn't bad, while the next 2 lines don't really make jokes out of the references. The Vista and XP line isn't brilliant but it's alright, and the last line is a nice pun. 8/10

John D. Rockefeller-Round 2: The first line's fairly filler, and the Comic Sans line is funny but not too clever, and probably could've been a bit better. The Old Yeller reference is kind of random, but the last line is nice. 7.5/10

Bill Gates-Round 2: The John D line is pretty funny and still pretty clever. While the JP reference and third line aren't too brilliant (too referencey and not jokey enough), the last line is good enough for me to give the win to Gates. 8.5/10

Overall: Pretty strong battle. It's got some laughs and some nice historical references. Some of the references are wasted on rather obvious jokes, but the puns are pretty great. Remember to tie your references into the jokes. 8/10

John D. Rockefeller's Best Line: You spent your college years with code yet you still can't count!
John D. Rockefeller's Worst Line: I'm the richest man in history, the highest amount!
Bill Gates' Best Line: Because you honestly Vanderbilt your own demise!
Bill Gates' Worst Line: Making rivalries, was that really so wise?

Final Results:
John D. Rockefeller: 15.5/20
Bill Gates: 16.5/20

Total Score: 40/50

[WoodenHornets]

Could you review our Drake and Josh vs Blues Brothers? :3

[Katz]

40/50?

I'd say that's not too bad.

[GonadTheNomad]

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...082#post399082

Another REWF for ya.

[ZombieLicker]

Could you review my Mr. Freeze VS Sub-Zero?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvYcFGSp_90

[Samos]

I have conquered AP US History, and I would like a fresh start on these Reviews, so I've deleted my old review list in hopes of not letting huge lists like that build up anymore. If your battle was on that list and you haven't died yet, you're free to re-request your battle.

[Brinstark]

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...er-I-Feel-Like

Can you please review my battle with my cousin and Gatsby vs The Governor