Yackerz:
Yo, the Yackz is back on the attack.
Cool little "ack" thing, but otherwise fairly filler.
I'm crushin' my cousin 'till he's about to crack!
Seems like a generic threat, not referencing anything.
3 years of experience pimping with my forum homies.
Jokeless reference.
A little ban never hurt my pride, but without my crew I'll admit I was lonely.
While this is sweet, it's kind of out-of-place for a rap battle, since it's not really an insult or a boast.
But yo Tatsumi, don't step to me
Feels very fillery.
lest you wanna get Sinister Spike'd by your own family!
Not the best joke that could be made, but at least it is a reference and joke.
I'm at the top of my game, call me Alejandro.
Again, not super clever, but I'm glad the verse is finally starting to get referency.
Is that such a shocker? Then call me Helio!
Pretty good. Kind of obvious but good.
But rest assured, one thing will always reign true.
Basic set-up
PB and Sparts'll back me up 'fore they even turn to you!
Not really a dis or a boast. I guess it's a threat, but it doesn't really feel too threatening.
Score: 6/10
TatsumiGaKill:
You've got a rep, yes, but are you prepared for this?
Just filler.
With more name changes than a dude in protective services.
Ohohohoho. I like this a lot.
I'm stealing your "crew" as I serve this dis.
Not really a dis or boast.
Now make like Blazing Pwnage, and burn to crisps.
Pretty good. I like the subtle pun.
I'm 4real trashing you, your little GlisXor persona too.
This joke's kind of been done before, but it's OK.
Switching up my flow more than you switch groups.
I'm not sure if "switching up flow" is really something to brag about, but this is clever.
I'm making popular headway, right away, just ask Adonis.
It's a reference, which is good, but it's not much of a joke.
You call yourself Gliscor but you're more like an Oddish.
Not brilliant, but funny.
Better take Kovah before you open your trap.
I'm not really sure what "take Kovah" really means.
But knowing your games and stories, you won't ever finish this rap.
Daaaaaaamn. Brutal.
Score: 8.5/10
Yackerz:
Ask Adonis? If I'm honest, I gave him that chair leg.
I can't tell if this is a boast or an insult or what.
I'm a bonafide villain; you're obsessed with hentai... excuse me, anime.
Heh, pretty funny.
As YN's prince, I'll gif you a chance to run.
I like this. Nice little pun.
But don't you ever forget who the forum Glikes as #1.
Same as the last line. Nothing too special but it's nice.
Score: 8.5/10
TatsumiGaKill:
If it weren't for me, you wouldn't even be in redemption.
While true and could make for a good line, this feels too fact statey and not jokey enough.
Even SWJ puppeted you like he was Jim Henson.
The Jim Henson reference is kind of random. Still a good line nonetheless.
When I rise on this site you'll wish you were never born.
Generic insult, nothing too special.
But hey, big cuz, at least you've got that porn.
Heheh. Not really sure what the point is, but this is a funny line.
Score: 8/10
Overall: Definitely a fun battle, a few of these lines were real zingers. My main gripes are that there's a lot of filler lines, and some of the references are a bit too obvious/simplistic. But references that don't completely hit are better than no references. Fitting at least one in each line is a good idea. 7.5/10
Yackerz's Best Line: I'm a bonafide villain; you're obsessed with hentai... excuse me, anime.
Yackerz's Worst Line: But yo Tatsumi, don't step to me
TatsumiGaKill's Best Line: But knowing your games and stories, you won't ever finish this rap.
TatsumiGaKill's Worst Line: When I rise on this site you'll wish you were never born.
Final Results:
Yackerz: 14.5/20
TatsumiGaKill: 16.5/20
Why they won: Tatsumi had more really insulting lines and less filler lines. I'm guessing it's probably because Tatsumi isn't as well known on here so it's harder to make disses that people will actually get against him.
Total Score: 38.5/50
Originally Posted by Juiz
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