Presidential Reviews

[YellowNerd]

Please review :

http://youtu.be/yQJXu_NynZc

Translation : http://herzeleid.com/en/lyrics/reise_reise/keine_lust

[Clemi]

Third yeah, third battle
http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post405532
Can you tell us if we did good pls ? c:

[Samos]

me vs mench pls ty

Spoiler: 

MaNCHA-Round 1:
Sup bros, pass the tacos, you're facing Mancho
Nothing too clever, basic parody of Jack's line.
Master Memecha! Melting others way before I eat my nachos!
Decent little pun.
I'm a human meme, so warning! Sonic fast and Shrek adoring!
References without any real joke.
When the light shines upon real life, I find it quite abhorrent!
Seems like more of a self dis than anything.
An intellectual potentially sagacious
No references here.
Fighting me is like a Garchomp, that is, it's completely Outrage-ous!
This is a nice reference.
I've surpassed ya to the core! Serve pasta with your loss, and more!
Probably could've been a better pasta joke.
And then this poor boy goes Poe boy! Failing failure, never more!
Kinda confusing wording, but not a bad line otherwise.
Quite keen to meme when I've got A Plus wit to score!
You seeming defeated on your knees, I've got puns galore!
Kicking the memeless from the group is what I'm looking for!
References without jokes.
My rhymes will beat you like my favorite horse, Trojan War!
Kind of a random reference.
Score: 7.5/10

Hanako-Round 1:
Manch, you're a hack, and you dare call yourself "fast",
Yet you had quite the slow start on your first verse of this track.
This is pretty good.
Sadly you lack the memes that you pretend to defend, kid,
Nice little defend pun.
Quit stealing stuff from 9gag and give the Shrek jokes up like Tom did.
References are funny, jokes could go a bit deeper.
Can't catch me, I'm faster, the chat Master, kick your ass more,
Nice flow in my head, not too clever though.
Raps so hot, just like Pompeii, I'll make you a disaster!
This reference is a bit random, doens't really have much to do with either of you
Just the sight of your stale ass memes makes me want to throw up,*
'Cause the shit you says so immature, it's time for you to grow up!
Generic insults, nothing special.
You failed at your attempt to give an Uber affliction,*
Pretty vague reference.
And your rapping ability is the only thing that's Fiction
This is a better reference to URBoF, nice one.
But alas, poor MaNCHA, who knows what you'll become,
Pretty basic set-up line.
And I don't need Polar's "oooo" to let me know that you got fromed!
This is a decent line. Kind of an obvious joke to make but that definitely doesn't make it bad.
Score: 8/10

MaNCHA-Round 2:
I'm the victor! You'll find me writing raps both day and night!
Ban this baboon for her banners, they sure give ME real fright!
Simple boast and dis.
Beat you On the Spot! Your prompts were the true joke!
Burning raps like Hanako, smother the room in choking smoke!
These are some nice references and jokes.
So who's the superior memerino, is she Izzy? No!
Pretty filler.
I'm at the top, sis! People these days prefer Misty!*
Not bad, not great.
So may Shrek help you with the destruction that befalls thee
Decent parody of the original line.
I'm memerizing ERBoH, like Wumbo did before me!
Not too clever.
Score: 8.5/10

Hanako-Round 2:
No, no, Manch, this is between us,
Simple set up line.
No need for you to try and get help from one of those sus.
Not really a dis or boast or anything, at least not to the opponent.
You shout nonsense in raps and Manch for that you're a fool,
Generic insults.
Verses make less sense than you capitalization rule!
I'm way out of your League, MaNCHA, I'll put you out to pasture,
These are both funny references, but the end of the last line seems like a kind of generic attempt at a dis.
Maybe I'll kill your character off in the next Endless chapter!
You're not funny, you lost a "joke game" verse Spork and Sam, see,
There could've been better jokes about these references.
And for a Super Mod, you've less protection than a freaking Chansey!
The “protection” pun feels kind of like a stretch.
You play BGO sometimes, and think you've got speed,*
Hana is superior, MaNCHA, so there's nothing to misread
Jokeless references.
Dion, ban this nerd because I've had my fill of this
'Cause this win is delicious just like my brakfis!
It's a decent reference, but the line seems kind of pointless since it's not really a dis or a boast.
Score: 7.5/10

Overall: This was a pretty good REWF. Some real sick disses and a nice variety of references. There are a few filler lines and a lot of the references are just thrown in without jokes. Still a fun battle with a lot of personality. 8/10

Final Results:
MaNCHA: 16/20
Hanako: 15.5/20

Why They Won: This was a really close one. Hana's 2 or 3 best lines were the strongest ones in the battle, so she has the edge in that regard. But Mancha's 2nd verse stepped things up, cutting down on some of the fat in his first verse.

Total Score: 39.5/50

[BBGUN]

Can u plz review Yn Vs Me?

[Samos]

I'm super late for this, but here's my Lewis and Clark vs. Bill and Ted review.

Spoiler: 

Beat:
Relevance-I think this is pretty fitting for both of them. Some instrumentals sound very beepy and bloopy, which works for Bill and Ted OK, while others sound really intense and booming, which works for Lewis and Clark. They don't fit each other very well at all though. The guitar riff really helps here. 2.5/2.5
Catchiness-Ehhhhh. Pretty forgettable all things considered. Some parts are memorable, but for the most part, this doesn't make me want to dance. 1.5/2.5
Intensity-It's kinda half and half here. It goes from quiet and boopy to loud and exciting and then back again. Once again, the guitar riff makes a big difference 1.5/2.5
Variety-It's about as varied as I could have hoped for. The tune changes as the song goes on, giving a nice sense of progression. Also yeah yeah the guitar riff is awesome. 2.5/2.5
Overall: Considering how great ERB beats have been this season, this was kind of a disappointment. But it's definitely got redeeming qualities that still make it fun to listen to. 8/10

Costumes:
Lewis and Clark-CLARK DIDN'T HAVE A BEARD actually he might've. For some reason that upset me a lot at first, but now I really don't think it takes anything away from the costume whatsoever. These costumes are pretty cool. 2/2
Bill and Ted-Peter and Lloyd kind of look a bit too old for this part, and Peter's eyes are kinda too big I guess? Can't really be avoided though, I won't take off any points. 2/2
Extras: Sacagawea looks perfect, and the ERB representations of the Bill and Ted characters surprisingly look a fair amount like their representations in Bill and Ted. My only complaints here are 1. The bear looks incredibly fake, which is funny but kind of sticks out, and 2. It feels wrong to have all those Bill and Ted characters without Sigmund Frood. Billy the Kid also probably didn't have a mustache but no one cares. .75/1

Voices:
Lewis and Clark: Definitely not taking off points here. We have no idea what they sounded like and Rhett and Link have nice voices so this works well for me. 2.5/2.5
Bill and Ted: Pretty much perfect. 2.5/2.5

Lewis and Clark-Round 1:
You can't be starting with Lewis and Clark,
This is lame. I mean, it's a set up so I can't get too mad, but it hardly even makes sense.
'Cause we cut a path through MC's like a walk in the park,
Not really a specific reference, but I like it fine enough.
Then give 'em back a whole stack of maps and accurate charts,
Showing exactly where our footprints on their buttocks are marked!
This is great. Very clever way of putting it.
We're two traveling wordsmiths spitting hotter than a furnace,
Apparently the furnace might be a reference to something in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey? If it is, the line's OK, still not great.
And we'll own you on the mic like the Louisiana Purchase!
I really like this line. I can see how the wording could be considered confusing, but I got the line on my first listen so it works for me.
You're worthless! Your future selves should'a told you that.
This is OK. Having a line about their future selves giving them info is a good idea, though it could've been handled a little better. I still like it though.
Now go back in time and give Doctor Who his phone booth back!
The Dr. Who reference had to be done, but the wording of this is a pretty clever and original way of saying “you ripped them off”.
We discovered bears and beavers and prairie dogs and weasels,
Rattlesnakes and catfish, owls, larks and eagles,
And plus flora galore! And according to our observations,
These two dickweeds right here are severely endangered!
Probably didn't need 3 whole set up lines, but I love this line. Plus, the Mary Doodles drawing makes it even funnier.
We inspired pioneers and travelers near and far.
You inspired air guitar and Dude, Where's My Car?
Not very clever but definitely funny.
We conquered much greater dangers in our trek through Mother Nature,
So step off, but tell Bill's stepmom "don't be a stranger"!
Definitely could've been a better Bill's mom joke. The set up line helps this one a bit, so the line is decent, just not great.
Overall: It only has like 3 or so really good lines, but there are also a lot of above average lines that bring this verse up. 9/10

Bill and Ted-Round 1:
Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous.
Funny quarreling, not too clever.
I've heard better insults drop from Socrates' anus.
Again, funny, doesn't require too much thought to come up with it though.
That's my stepmom, Ted! Let's keep it excellent between us,
And show these Boy Scouts how it goes in San Dimas!
Calling them boy scouts is funny. The San Dimas part is meh.
We're quick when we spit like Billy the Kid with his guns,
I found this line fairly cliché all things considered.
And you'll be verbally kicked in the nut-Sacagawea puns!
A “nutsackagawea” pun would've been funny, but the “puns” being thrown onto the end feels pretty rhyme-stretchy.
A teen mom carried you and your troops?
They should have let the baby lead, and put you in the papoose,
Probably the first really clever line in the verse. Nice historical reference.
And if those native dudes knew what white dudes were gonna do,
They woulda stopped you in Dakota! They should totally Sioux!
I liked this pun a lot. Never really thought about it.
Why don't you go back to exploring Napoleon's old swamps?
The Napoleon reference is pretty basic. The connection between the two is kind of funny, but the joke is nothing brilliant.
Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped!
This is funny, and clever considering Bill and Ted probably would pronounce Corps like that.
Overall: A lot of personality and a few laughs. Just definitely not as witty or enjoyable overall as the first LC verse. 8.5/10

Lewis and Clark-Round 2:
Did you hear that, Meriwether? I think they mean to brawl!
I'll take Neo. I'll take the one that no one knows at all!
I love it. AND I love it even more if that “the one” joke is intentional.
From the falls of Black Eagle to the Pacific,
This doesn't really set up the next line in any way, so it feels really filler.
We put the 'dis' in dysentery 'cause we spit sick… (Caw!)
Maybe it's a bit obvious, but I still like it.
Without Rufus, you'd be useless on the trails we blazed!
Not a really clever insult.
You couldn't navigate your way out of a Circle K!
This line is pretty funny. More funny than the Hill Valley line from Brown vs. Who, since Hill Valley is a whole land and a Circle K is just a building.
Send over Garth and Wayne because you turkeys aren't worthy.
Nice reference. It seems like now that they've used Bill and Ted they probably won't be using Wayne and Garth, so this is a clever way to at least give them an ERB shoutout
Suffering your raps is a most Bogus Journey!
I guess there could've been a better Bogus Journey joke, but this was a fine way to end the verse.
Overall: I think I like this verse more than their first, just not so much more that it gets a higher score. Mostly because of the less filler lines. 9/10

Bill and Ted-Round 2:
Man, they totally burned us. I feel like such a doofus.
What do we do? I don't know. (Be excellent. ) Rufus!
These lines just kind of give Bill and Ted a slow start, and while they might make the battle more enjoyable, they're just a burden in terms of competing with Lewis and Clark.
He's right, dude! We don't have to take this kind of abuse
From some Paul Bunyan dudes in potato sack shoes!
Just generic insults.
You rode a river one direction; we travel four dimensions,
I like the clever little comparison here.
Rescue bodacious babes, and get back for detention!
Fact-statey boasts in this line.
I've seen your future, Mr. Lewis, and I don't want to be rude,
yes you do want to be rude it's a RAP BATTLE
But spoiler alert: You totally kill yourself, dude!
Not super insulting, but funny.
So we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions,
And we claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!
Peter kind of explained these lines in the BTS, and so I like them now. They're not the best lines of the battle or anything though.
Overall: Yeah, this is the weakest verse in the battle. It picks up near the end, but that doesn't fully make up for the slow start. 8/10

Ungraded Stuff:
Idea-I always thought this was a really fun match-up. Nice balance of hardcore history and pop culture. The connection isn't super strong but it's strong enough for me to get it on the first try. I never really thought about how people outside the US wouldn't know who Lewis and Clark are, but I think they deserve to be known by everyone so it's cool with me.
-An actual comment section convo that took place (my username is edited because I was using a private account)
Presentation: Some really cool effects in this one, especially in Lewis and Clark's background. Some effects are rather fake-looking, but the good outweighs the bad by far.

Overall: This battle wasn't a disappointment for me at all. It wasn't one of my all time favorites, and was probably in the bottom half of the season, but it had some really funny lines and cool portrayals of the characters. 8.5/10

Final Results:
Lewis and Clark: 18/20
Bill and Ted: 16.5/20

Lewis and Clark's Best Line: I'll take Neo. I'll take the one that no one knows at all!
Lewis and Clark's Worst Line: You can't be starting with Lewis and Clark
Bill and Ted's Best Line: (And if those native dudes knew what white dudes were gonna do) They woulda stopped you in Dakota! They should totally Sioux!
Bill and Ted's Worst Line: Man, they totally burned us. I feel like such a doofus.

Total Score: 60.75/70

[Samos]

So I probably shouldn't have picked the winter battle because I got pretty lazy while writing it, I really spend time on them now (I've been working on this new one I'm about to drop for like a month)

So I want you to review the only one I'm really proud of.

Spongebob vs. Mordecai (same thread as the Christmas battle)

Spoiler: 

Mordecai-Round 1
Let's go yo -- Hard Show,*this is anything but
Decent way to use the tagline.
Me and my bro take the show by sitting on our butts.
Not really an insult or boast.
Dick*bigger than Squidward's*nose, your flows make me frown.
These dick jokes can be very risky. They have to be really creative or else they come off as just uninspired.
Taking us down is a harder quest than getting Neptune's crown.
It's a reference, which is nice. It's just not very insulting or clever.
You don't have enough*i-mag-i-nation*to entertain a kid for an hour.
This is a pretty good use of that reference.
It's*eggscellent*to see me lift you like in the*Power Tower.
"Lifting" someone doesn't sound very threatening.
The shit you spit will sound like your*gibberish on Squidward's phone
This battle is like*your most recent movie because you're out of your zone.
Two decent references that really help this verse out.
Score: 8/10

Spongebob-Round 1:
You're fired! Like your fanbase, you're lower than dirt!
Could've been a better "you're fired" joke than this.
I haven't stung you enough? "Did you want it to hurt"?
This joke isn't bad, it just seems a bit too obscure a reference.
I AM like my movie because I pull in tons of cash.
The wording on this is weird for some reason. It's a decent comeback though.
I'm a monster, you're more pretty -- putting patty puns on your ass!
Calling your opponent "pretty" feels wrong in a rap battle.
After Margaret left you you were under the weather, no wonder you're dating a cloud.
Clever pun, but saying your opponent is "under the weather" isn't much of an insult, it's just kind of a statement.
You let a Russian spy ruin your park, how could you even be proud?
Too fact-statey, not jokey enough.
Compare your little Wormy to my super-absorbent dick?
The "little Wormy" part I like. The super-absorbent dick isn't as clever, but I'll still give points for this line.
You put up a worse fight than Plankton but I can still remain slick.
The Plankton joke is decent enough. I don't like the "remain slick" part, it sounds like a forced rhyme.
Score: 7/10

Mordecai-Round 2:
I will fist pump your face, this is another test you won't pass.
Two pretty good references and jokes.
You're getting crushed by my Skill, like under the ass of Bubble Bass
Pretty funny reference.
I drown in sexy women you're stuck with Masturbation.
This is hardly a reference.
You're gonna end up lost, much like the shitty special about the civilization.
Saying "you're gonna end up lost" is a weird-sounding threat, but it's not a bad reference at all.
Score: 9/10

Spongebob-Round 2:
F is for fuck you, go get a life.
U is for U will be alone with no wife.
N is for No hope of you going far with those hoes.
I like the idea of having a verse based off the FUN song, since that's such an iconic moment. The lines individually leave a fair amount to be desired though.
Now both of them will blow me like the flute on my nose!
Pretty good reference. The line sounds a little bit childish but it's not too bad.
Score: 7.5/10

Overall: Lots of references, which is great. The jokes are hit and miss. Some of them aren't really jokes anyway, they're just mentions of references. You want every line to sound like something you could say in a real rap battle and someone would be like "oooooh", with lack of a better way of putting it. 8/10

Mordecai's Best Line: You're getting crushed by my Skill, like under the ass of Bubble Bass
Mordecai's Worst Line: I drown in sexy women (both already linked) you're stuck with Masturbation.
Spongebob's Best Line: Compare your little Wormy to my super-absorbent dick?
Spongebob's Worst Line: You let a Russian spy ruin your park, how could you even be proud?

Final Results:
Mordecai: 17/20
Spongebob: 14.5/20

Total Score: 39.5/50

[Samos]

Please review https://soundcloud.com/mancha-4/45gvc

EDIT: Video's out now, link is the Godzilla vs Cthulhu banner in my sig.

Spoiler: 

Beat:
Relevance-The only one that doesn't feel like it fits is King Kong's one. It feels too futuristic to work with the black and white thing you did for him. 2 points
Catchiness-It varies I guess. Sometimes, it's hard to tell because the voices are pretty loud, but the only one that really stands out as catchy is the Death Worm's beat. 1.5 points
Intensity-No issues here. 2.5 points
Variety-There are multiple beats, so I really can't complain much here. Some of them sound a bit too similar but I guess you need to keep consistency. 2 points
Score: 8/10

Voices:
Godzilla: For some reason, this voice isn't as threatening as some of the others. Maybe it's the effects, maybe it's the delivery of some of the lines, I'm not sure. It's definitely not bad or anything. 1.5/2
Cthulu: Effects on this are pretty cool, my main problem is sometimes it kinda hurts to listen to. But I really like how this sounds on the last line in particular. 1.5/2
King Kong: This is my favorite voice I think. The accent really varies things out, and it sound kind of New Yorky which makes sense for King Kong. 2/2
Ender Dragon: It's good. Doesn't blow me away but doesn't have any noticeable flaws. 2/2
Mongolian Death Worm: Not exactly threatening, yet I still like it for some reason. It fits the Death Worm well somehow. 1.5/2

Godzilla:
I come up from the depths, breathing fire through the sky!
Just a reference, no clever joke for it.
Strange aeons made a squid who has more tentacles than hentai!
Funny. Probably could've been a better hentai joke though, I don't really see the insult in this line.
I’m the Alpha predator who rose before you from the brine!
Clever thing going on with the alpha.
Bait and switch a Dunwich bitch--calimari’s on the line!
Nice calimari joke. Probably not many better ones you could've done.
Gojiratcha and run! Your future’s grim! War! Necronomicon!*
Some pretty cool references here.
I’m twenty hundred metric tons! Kaiju will chew and crush your spawn!
Not a clever standalone line, but a cool flow. Kinda gets interrupted by the pause in the middle though.
King of monsters! You’ll recoil just from my screaming!
No real clever jokes here.
Seeking victory in his city Cthulhu waits dreaming!
This famous quote probably could've been used better. This doesn't seem like much more than a mention.
Score: 9/10

Cthulhu:
I Lovecrafting lyrics to rival those of the Elder Gods
The pun makes this above average for a set up line.
So show respect while facing the grandson of Yog-Sothoth!
I like the “respect” thing, otherwise not much special.
This overgrown gorilla whale has awoken me from slumber!
Wish there'd been a more clever use of the gorilla whale thing.
Cosmic evil radiates this fake and helps to feed my hunger! GRAGH!
This is pretty clever. Took a few seconds to get completely.
Go back to selling insurance, this Big Gray Gecko’s not prepared
Probably not the best Geico joke that could've been made, but just comparing Godzilla to the Geico gecko is funny enough on its own.
to see that although I ftaghn, your yelling’s from your nightmares!*
Nice response to the earlier line and twisting of references.
Monster-just-a-Zero better listen up, because Cthulhu calls
”Monster-just-a-Zero” is decent.
You’re a god only by name whereas I’m ruler over all!
Not that much of a reference really, aside from just Godzilla's name of course.
Score: 8.5/10

King Kong:
With a Rise of the Rap of the Apes, I’ll land and crack your both Skulls in!
Decent reference followed by a really nice subtle pun.
This irradiated predator will pray when I prey and begin my bombing!
The “bombing” thing is kind of an obvious joke to make.
You saved the world, can’t save yourself, so hang up and just stay silent
The Save the World joke is OK, the hang up part is pretty funny.
Davy Jones here gives men dementia, but can’t find a safe asylum!
Nice reference mixing.
Stomp a clomper’s walk of fame, leave him dazed and seeing stars
It seems like King Kong shouldn't be bringing up Godzilla's star on the Walk of Fame (something that's sort of a boast-worthy thing for Godzilla) unless he's going to really make a big insult towards it.
as I beat you and my chest, this expanding czar will leave you scarred
The chest-beating thing is pretty good. The Expand Dong reference is funny, but kind of feels a bit thrown in there. Nice flow in this line, by the way.
You’ll see hellfire, but not your realm, I see your cult fell when it backfired!
The wording on this line is kind of complicated. The fire thing is decent thoguh.
I’m towering! You can’t overthrow the apeshit monarch’s Empire!
Pretty good. Not really an “oooh” line but it's clever.
Score: 9.5/10

Ender Dragon:
SHOT DOWN, CLOWN, stop monkeying around! Discriminate a simple simian
Line is pretty clever, flow is pretty cool.
You’re facing the king of Endermen with rock hard raps like obsidian!
Pretty obvious obsidian joke to make.
When Ender ascends you can't comprehend; I’ll render death to pretenders without amends
Really great flow here, and the “render” thing is pretty clever too.
Then you attempt to defend but alas, condemned, my splendor transcends as you meet your End!
The End thing is decent. Line's pretty much just good flow otherwise, but that's still cool.
Withering you to naught is my single duty! Heck, you even make the Beast seem the Beauty!
The two references here are both pretty clever.
You’re not good enough to be Darrow’s mate so I await your most harrowing fate!
Not much of a joke. Flow is good, but not quite great enough to make up for it.
My army with no limit’s ready to spit acidic ‘gainst the biggest dimwits
Joke's decent at best, but this flow is better than the last line.
This trio of zeros with no bow and arrow cannot take a shot at the dragon of shadow!
I think this line would probably be better if it were something like “do not have a shot” since that's a common saying, instead of “cannot take a shot”.
Score: 8.5/10

Mongolian Death Worm:
Shit’s going down! It’s the shifty sand shifter!
The alliteration in this line is cool. Not much beyond that.
Whirling up devilish rhymes like a dust tongue twister!
Kind of clever but no real references.
Khan you face this Mongol hoard, whores? Can’t you feel the Tremors?
Not the most brilliant pun I've heard, but it works, and the Tremors reference helps the line out a bit.
As you’re quaking in your boots it’s best that you all remember
The “quaking” part is OK, that's about it for this line.
I have satisfaction at last to dispose of even Alaskans
Flow is OK. I wish there was a stronger Alaskan Bull Worm joke instead of this simple mention.
So a black hackneyed dragon proves to be zero challenge
No great jokes in this line.
He’s got experience aplenty but not when clashing the master
This is good. Probably not the clearest way to word the point you're trying to make but I get it.
crashing through your health crystals; Olgoi-khorkhoi disaster
Just thrown in references, nothing clever really said about any of them.
Ain’t no early birds to stop me, Gobi vicious, sadistic!
Nice joke about that famous line. The Gobi pun could've probably been used for a better joke.
Gotta be more specific, to think they’re calling me cryptic?
Clever.
The ground that you stand on may have me underneath
But I’ll be rocking on top when your remains are beneath!
This is a pretty good finishing threat. The visuals help it out a lot too.
Score: 8.5/10

Idea (ungraded): Godzilla vs. Cthulu on its own is a pretty great match-up for URBoF. King Kong was a good choice for sure. The Ender Dragon is probably not on the same level of cultural significance as the first 3, so he feels like a weak link in terms of worthiness. Mongolian Death Worm does not fit because he is not fictional is a really fun choice for the last rapper.

Overall: This was a really great battle lyrically. The jokes are generally pretty funny, and the flow of some of these lines is insane. Beats don't really “make me want to dance” but they're far from bad, voice acting is pretty good for the most part. Some of the references are simply thrown in there, which can work depending on the reference, and means that it's pretty hard for me to choose “worst lines” in this battle, but for certain references that you think could be really funny (like the Geico reference and the Expand Dong reference), you'll want to put a lit 8.5/10

Godzilla's Best Line: Bait and switch a Dunwich bitch--calimari’s on the line!
Godzilla's Worst Line: King of monsters! You’ll recoil just from my screaming!
Cthulu's Best Line: Cosmic evil radiates this fake and helps to feed my hunger! GRAGH!
Cthulu's Worst Line: You’re a god only by name whereas I’m ruler over all!
King Kong's Best Line: You saved the world, can’t save yourself, so hang up and just stay silent
King Kong's Worst Line: You’ll see hellfire, but not your realm, I see your cult fell when it backfired!
Ender Dragon's Best Line: When Ender ascends you can't comprehend; I’ll render death to pretenders without amends
Ender Dragon's Worst Line: You’re not good enough to be Darrow’s mate so I await your most harrowing fate!
Mongolian Death Worm's Best Line: But I’ll be rocking on top when your remains are beneath!
Mongolian Death Worm's Worst Line: So a black hackneyed dragon proves to be zero challenge

Final Results:
1st: King Kong: 9.5/10
2nd: Godzilla: 9/10
3rd/4th/5th: Cthulu: 8.5/10
3rd/4th/5th: Ender Dragon: 8.5/10
3rd/4th/5th: Mongolian Death Worm: 8.5/10

Total Score: 69/80

[Samos]

Here's my Copperfield vs. Houdini review. Next is Clemi vs. Adonis.

Spoiler: 

Beat:
Relevance-I think it fits Houdini's personality more than it fits Copperfield's. This beat is very serious-sounding, and Houdini's personality (at least in this battle) is a lot more serious than Copperfield's. The heart monitor helps though. 2/2.5
Catchiness-This beat really isn't very catchy. It doesn't even have a consistent tune. Ask someone to hum this beat, and you'll notice it's pretty hard. To be fair, it focuses more on cool sounds than actual tune, and some parts are pretty memorable, but I do take issue with this. 1.5/2.5
Intensity-Definitely tops Bill/Ted vs. Lewis/Clark here. This sounds really hardcore. 2.5/2.5
Variety-The beat doesn't change too much from beginning to end, but it does mix up some of these sounds in different combinations, and there are a LOT of sounds here. 2.5/2.5
Overall: It's better than the last beat, but not by too much in my opinion, and it's lack of a real tune puts it off the list of all-time great beats. 8.5/10

Costumes:
Harry Houdini-I haven't found any pictures of Houdini wearing those exact clothes, but it's pretty close to the kind of thing he would hear. Hair looks good, make-up looks good, Lloyd generally looks like him. 2/2
David Copperfield-He looks like young Copperfield for the most hair. I guess the hair is based around what he looked like when doing the flying stunt. 1.5/2
Extras-Bess looks great, Angel is maybe a bit overdone but fairly spot on, Copperfield's girlfriend is well casted. 1/1

Voices:
Harry Houdini-It doesn't sound like Houdini did, it just fits him well. If they really tried, they probably could've made Houdini's real voice work (they kinda did in BTS 3), but this is cool sounding anyway. 1.5/2.5
David Copperfield-Copperfield has no distinct voice. If you listened to Peter's voice and Copperfield's side to side, you'd notice some real differences, but again, this does kind of fit him anyway. 2/2.5

Harry Houdini-Round 1:
You've never seen a body quite the same as that of Houdini!
Fairly filler.
Slippery like linguine, sneaking outta teeny-weenie,
The rhyming pattern here is pretty clever, even if the joke isn't so much.
Little spaces small enough to fit your talent, David! You're not a challenge, David!
Really nice pay-off to the first two lines. In the first part that is, not the generic “you're not a challenge” part.
Your biggest endowment's your bank account balances, baby!
This line isn't that clever. The visuals help it out a bit I guess.
So abracadabra, you billowy bitch!
It sounded really stupid when I first heard it. Now I get it, and it's pretty good, even if a joke like this is kind of predictable.
Man, you look like a pirate on the Las Vegas strip!
Kind of clever. Not much of an “oooooh” line though.
I'm swallowing needles and spitting out evil; you couldn't escape from a flash paper bag!
I'm madder with patter and matter of fact, you can't match all my skill if you sawed me in half!
These are some great references and pretty great jokes, all topped off with a great flow.
Overall: It's got like 3 nice “oooh” lines and then around 3 other lines that vary between moderately clever and really well written in terms of flow. 9/10

David Copperfield-Round 1:
When I was a child, you were a god to me. I had to do what you do.
I don't like these types of set-up lines that compliment the opponent.
Now, you're like a Chinese wall to me. Bitch, I'll walk right through you.
This is a really great combo of a boast and a threat.
This ain't the magic that you're used to.
Filler.
I float a rose, hands free, like it's Bluetooth.
Kind of a clever boast, nothing too special.
My grand illusions make your parlor tricks irrelevant.
The foot of Lady Liberty is stomping on your elephant.
This is a cool little comparison line, but I think they probably could've gotten more creative for the Statue of Liberty joke.
You failed at making movies, and you failed at making kids.
This is kind of fact-statey, but it made me laugh when I first heard it. I guess it's wording of it I like.
You should stick to what you're good at and lock them lips!
The verse starts getting really brutal here before kind of slowing down near the end.
(Ooh!) Here's a tidbit that might drive you nuts:
I bought half your shit, and I keep it locked up!
Again, fact-statey, but pretty good anyway because of how it's worded.
Got the slim fingers that were built for sleights.
You're a chunky stuntman dressed in tights!
These lines are nothing special. Maybe I would've found the chunky stuntman line funny if I hadn't heard it like a month in advance out of context, but I don't think I would've.
You talk shit about your hero; that ain't right,
But you can look up to me now. I know you like heights!
These “look up to me” lines in ERB tend to be really good. This is no exception.
Overall: It's probably got the highest quantity of sick burns in the battle. I think it's got a bit more fat than Houdini's verse though, and the average line in Houdini's 1st is around the same as the average line in this verse. 9/10

Harry Houdini-Round 2:
(Ah!) Your hack of a Bob Saget-y act is embarrassing!
This is slightly above average for a set-up line. That doesn't make it good though.
You're the saddest thing to happen to Magic since The Gathering!
I think just about everyone laughed when they first heard this.
I'm hanging by my ankles from a crane I dangle!
Just fact stating.
I got lox on my bagel that you couldn't handle!
This is pretty funny. Kind of a random reference but I still like it.
Smash your mirrors, leave your flying wires tangled,
This is a sort of insult-threat combo that I find pretty clever, and it creates a funny image.
And you can't hide shame with a camera angle!
Ouch.
Overall: This is my favorite verse in the battle. It just tears into Copperfield really hard, there are only 2 lines I don't really like in this verse. (I'm not counting the Angel thing for either character but it's the best thing in the battle). 9.5/10

David Copperfield-Round 2:
See what they'd be watching if it wasn't for me?
I remind the world that magic is supposed to make you happy!
Kind of funny how this battle continues to shit on Angel, but it's really not super clever.
While you waste time proving everybody wrong,
I'm backstage getting my supermodel groove on!
Not much of a joke really.
You should relax. Take a private trip
To my private island; suck my private dick!
What makes this line great is that you laugh at it at first because of how stupid it sounds, and then you look it up and find out that it's actually a clever pun. Well, maybe not super clever but better than you'd expect.
(Uh!) I'll summon up a little Halloween brunch:
Deep-fried sucker with a side of punch!
There would've been riots if this wasn't referenced. It's done pretty well, not masterfully but it's satisfying.
Overall: There's really only 2 lines I like in this verse. The rest is slightly above average to meh. 8/10

Ungraded Stuff:
Idea: Harry Potter vs. Harry Houdini is a better match-up in my opinion, I'll just say that. Houdini vs. a fictional magician could've been really cool. If they wanted to do one with a real life magician, Copperfield is probably ultimately the best decision. Angel vs. Houdini would've been funny, but Copperfield is more ERB-worthy, and I'm glad ERB allowed me to learn more about him.
Presentation: If not the best, certainly at least a candidate for the best video ERB's ever done. It really feels like you're watching a magic show (I honestly don't know how they did a few of these tricks), and the differences in the style of Houdini and Copperfield are really highlighted. I also love what they did in Houdini's 2nd verse.

Overall Battle: I kind of understood the backlash against Lewis and Clark vs. Bill and Ted, but not here. While this battle doesn't really make me want to dance, it's got more than a handful of “DAAAAAAMN” lines. Lyrically and visually it's among their best work, even though in general I don't think it's that much more well done than the last one. 9/10

Harry Houdini's Best Line: I'm madder with patter and matter of fact, you can't match all my skill if you sawed me in half!
Harry Houdini's Worst Line: You've never seen a body quite the same as that of Houdini!
David Copperfield's Best Line: You should stick to what you're good at and lock them lips!
David Copperfield's Worst Line: This ain't the magic that you're used to.

Final Results:
Harry Houdini: 18.5/20
David Copperfield: 16.5/20

Total Score: 61/70

[Samos]

Hey Sam
Can you review our latest free style battle, new version please ?
http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post404806
Thanks :^)

Spoiler: 

Clemi-Round 1:
No more redemption, time for you to face off the final boss,
Not really a joke here.
I'd win by sticking my tongue out, but Gunnut ripped me off.
This isn't really an insult either.
Try to outrap a Ninja, I'll fap into your Sockpuppet!
So easy, so Cheesy, it's Clemi against a burned Hot Pocket !*
These are both pretty funny.
You're a real bore, I'm a wild Boar, not a rat !
Not sure if this is a PolarBore reference or what, but it seems like kind of a vague reference at best.
Punchlines so hard, call it a lyrical turkey slap !
Is this a “Thanksgiving” reference? If so, I like it.
Killing it like Robespierre, but against a shit-tier I won't play,
Probably could've been a more specific Robespierre reference.
So give up Polar-Style and...

Clemi Of Arc :
LIGHTNING BOLT !

Clemi :
..Outta the way !
Pretty clever pun.
Score: 8.5/10

Adonis-Round 1:
Call it a lyrical slap, but to me it's just a French talking smack.
Kind of clever, but not much of a reference.
i wouldn't let you see the light of day if your time zone wasn't whack
This is pretty great.
Ask the ERBoF crew, you were always of no use.
This one's a reference that isn't a joke.
Get a Mod ready to ban me again, another act of Verbal Abuse
This is awesome.
Im a bit rusty to this shit, but it doesn't matter when YOU rap at me
Alright, kind of could be used against anyone.
I don't need to try to kick your ass I do it fucking casually.
I think I made this joke in my TDFE battle with you, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you forgot that one.
I'd stay and chat but unlike you I don't have all day.
Eat your verses one by one and Call it a*CLEM BRÛLÉE
Very strong finish.
Score: 9.5/10

Clemi-Round 2 :
Wow, your verse sound like a Terrible Joke, who would've guessed ?
Could probably be used against a lot of forumers, but it's especially insulting here given your opponent, so I like it..
Get ready to be more roasted than when you came back as a guest !
This is a pretty smart reference.
No more Dr.Ninja, my sick sick lines took you out of this rap battle
I've heard this kind of joke a few times before.
Go back playing with your oui oui, now who's the fucking casual ?!
The “oui oui” pun is funny, the fucking casual part isn't that complex.
Score: 9/10

Adonis-Round 2:
Hon Hon Hon all you want, but you cant handle all of my dissin
Not really a joke.
have Sam review this battle you'll score less points then France in Eurovision.
This is funny. Cool thing to reference.
I've eaten you alive, and now my appetites been Sated
Nice little pun.
Sorry Clemi, but you've been (checkyourprivileged) and*ELIMINATED
This line is pretty predictable. Not bad though.
Score: 8.5/10

Overall: This was extremely impressive. Both sides had some really funny lines (in fact this was extremely close). I guess in terms of criticism, make sure every reference is very specific to either yourself or your opponent (or both) and that they're both jokes AND references. But it looks like you guys both really know what you're doing. 8.5/10

Clemi's Worst Line: No more redemption, time for you to face off the final boss,
Clemi's Best Line: So easy, so Cheesy, it's Clemi against a burned Hot Pocket !*
Adonis' Worst Line: Ask the ERBoF crew, you were always of no use.
Adonis' Best Line: Get a Mod ready to ban me again, another act of Verbal Abuse

Final Results:
Clemi: 17.5/20
Adonis: 18/20

Total Score: 44/50

[Clemi]

Spoiler: 

Clemi-Round 1:
No more redemption, time for you to face off the final boss,
Not really a joke here.
I'd win by sticking my tongue out, but Gunnut ripped me off.
This isn't really an insult either.
Try to outrap a Ninja, I'll fap into your Sockpuppet!
So easy, so Cheesy, it's Clemi against a burned Hot Pocket !*
These are both pretty funny.
You're a real bore, I'm a wild Boar, not a rat !
Not sure if this is a PolarBore reference or what, but it seems like kind of a vague reference at best.
Punchlines so hard, call it a lyrical turkey slap !
Is this a “Thanksgiving” reference? If so, I like it.
Killing it like Robespierre, but against a shit-tier I won't play,
Probably could've been a more specific Robespierre reference.
So give up Polar-Style and...

Clemi Of Arc :
LIGHTNING BOLT !

Clemi :
..Outta the way !
Pretty clever pun.
Score: 8.5/10

Adonis-Round 1:
Call it a lyrical slap, but to me it's just a French talking smack.
Kind of clever, but not much of a reference.
i wouldn't let you see the light of day if your time zone wasn't whack
This is pretty great.
Ask the ERBoF crew, you were always of no use.
This one's a reference that isn't a joke.
Get a Mod ready to ban me again, another act of Verbal Abuse
This is awesome.
Im a bit rusty to this shit, but it doesn't matter when YOU rap at me
Alright, kind of could be used against anyone.
I don't need to try to kick your ass I do it fucking casually.
I think I made this joke in my TDFE battle with you, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you forgot that one.
I'd stay and chat but unlike you I don't have all day.
Eat your verses one by one and Call it a*CLEM BRÛLÉE
Very strong finish.
Score: 9.5/10

Clemi-Round 2 :
Wow, your verse sound like a Terrible Joke, who would've guessed ?
Could probably be used against a lot of forumers, but it's especially insulting here given your opponent, so I like it..
Get ready to be more roasted than when you came back as a guest !
This is a pretty smart reference.
No more Dr.Ninja, my sick sick lines took you out of this rap battle
I've heard this kind of joke a few times before.
Go back playing with your oui oui, now who's the fucking casual ?!
The “oui oui” pun is funny, the fucking casual part isn't that complex.
Score: 9/10

Adonis-Round 2:
Hon Hon Hon all you want, but you cant handle all of my dissin
Not really a joke.
have Sam review this battle you'll score less points then France in Eurovision.
This is funny. Cool thing to reference.
I've eaten you alive, and now my appetites been Sated
Nice little pun.
Sorry Clemi, but you've been (checkyourprivileged) and*ELIMINATED
This line is pretty predictable. Not bad though.
Score: 8.5/10

Overall: This was extremely impressive. Both sides had some really funny lines (in fact this was extremely close). I guess in terms of criticism, make sure every reference is very specific to either yourself or your opponent (or both) and that they're both jokes AND references. But it looks like you guys both really know what you're doing. 8.5/10

Clemi's Worst Line: No more redemption, time for you to face off the final boss,
Clemi's Best Line: So easy, so Cheesy, it's Clemi against a burned Hot Pocket !*
Adonis' Worst Line: Ask the ERBoF crew, you were always of no use.
Adonis' Best Line: Get a Mod ready to ban me again, another act of Verbal Abuse

Final Results:
Clemi: 17.5/20
Adonis: 18/20

Total Score: 44/50

Thanks :D
Just in case you don't understand both of our references, there was a referengue guide posted in the first page too