Presidential Reviews

[Roy49]

My review is next. I can't wait for it.

Can you review the SaneButStrange and Gliscor vs Dr. Suess and Leonidas?

[Samos]

Thanks for the reviews....Im releasing TWO new battles tomorrow...yes I said TWO....could you put me on the list right now for those 2? I just wanna reserve my spot for those two.

Can you review the SaneButStrange and Gliscor vs Dr. Suess and Leonidas?

Yes to everything.

[Samos]

[quote="HipsterSamuel"]Hi. I'm going to do serious reviews of the ERBs. Why? Because I feel like it. Keep in mind these are my own personal opinion. If I offend someone somehow, I apologize.
First one: John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly. Enjoy.

[spoiler:2yflxy7k]The Beat: It's catchy. It's not extremely epic, though. More of just a beat that you get stuck in your head. 7.5/10

Impressions and Costumes: Honestly, not very good at all. It doesn't really seem like they were doing impressions at all, just reading the lyrics in their own voices. 3/10

John Lennon-Round 1: He starts off strong with his Help line. Then mainly a few insults about Bill's short temper. His LSD sh*t line was pretty funny, and so was the George Bush line. Pretty good. 8/10

Bill O'Reilly-Round 1: Unlike his opponent, Bill doesn't get strong until the end. His first good line was the George Harrison line. The best line of the battle was the Yoko Ono line. But, for the most part, Bill O'Reilly was average here. 7.5/10

John Lennon-Round 2: John starts off good here with a few references to his songs, but ends weak. Not much to say here, it's average. 6.5/10

Bill O'Reilly-Round 2: I liked the $10,000 shoes line, but that's about it. Yeah, he mentions his catch phrase, funny, but rather predictable. 6.5/10

Overall: This was the first rap battle, and it shows. Compared to the other battles, it's rather weak. But that's because the battles still had much evolving to do. And if you think of it as its own video, rather than one in a series, it's pretty good. 6/10

Final Results:
John Lennon: 14.5/20
Bill O'Reilly: 14/20

Total Score: 35.5/70[/spoiler:2yflxy7k]

To-Review List:
Another battle-Roy49
Dis Raps For Hire 1
Rocket1908's battle
Dis Raps For Hire 2
One New Battle-Spartica4Real
Dis Raps For Hire 3
Another New Battle
Dis Raps For Hire 4
SaneButStrange and Gliscor vs. Dr. Seuss and Leonidas-SaneButStrange
Dis Raps For Hire 5

[Samos]

Roy49 asked if I wanted to review another one of his battles. I said yes, and I choose Count Dracula vs. Theodore Roosevelt.
[spoiler:2lkfn5gc]Count Dracula-Round 1: This verse is good because it takes facts about both characters and makes jokes about it. The teddy bear, herder and murdered women lines make a good verse. 8/10

Theodore Roosevelt-Round 1: The boiling hot blood line sets the tone for this verse. It shows how angry he is. If I was Dracula, I would definitely be offended by the Edward Cullen line. Pretty decent. 7.5/10

Count Dracula-Round 2: The first line is pretty good, but the rest of the verse isn't as good. 7/10

Theodore Roosevelt-Round 2: The line about shoving a big stick up his rectum is funny. The peaches and cream line is clever. I think we have a winner. 8.5/10

Overall: Very good battle. I do think this tops your first. Every verse has something good in it. I'm definitely impressed by this. 8/10

Final Results:
Count Dracula: 15/20
Theodore Roosevelt: 16/20

Total Score: 39/50[/spoiler:2lkfn5gc]

[Roy49]

I'm glad you were impressed by this.

(It is OK if you review my "Princess Peach vs. Cinderella" rap battle... this'll be my last request for a review... for now.)

[Samos]

Time to review Lloyd's first Dis Raps For Hire.
[spoiler:2nq4vm8b]Intro: The tickle bath thing is weird, but funny. I think it's cool how he immediately grabs a pen and starts writing furiously. 8/10

Beat: To be honest, this beat isn't great. It's too slow and too repetitive. I think the rap would even be better if this beat was different. 4/10

Dis Rap: Some very nice disses here. It starts to get good at the condiments line, and only gets better from there with the angry birds line, throwing the last punch line, the guts on a plate line, the mustache line, and the crow line. 8/10

Total Score: 20/30[/spoiler:2nq4vm8b]

[Faker]

Can you review my Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black?

[Samos]

Can you review my Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black?

Yes.

[Samos]

Now I'm reviewing Rocket1908's battle Derpy Hooves vs. Amazing Horse.
[spoiler:3aon4u4u]Derpy Hooves: It's out of 20 because there's only one verse. The last line of this is alright. The other lines aren't great. 13/20

Amazing Horse: The sweet lemonade line is the best line of the battle. It's awesome, go it gives him the win, even though the other lines aren't as good. 13.5/20

Overall: Sorry for the short review, but that's only because this is a short battle. What you do have is actually very good, but if you ever make another, either give it more verses or make the two verses a lot longer. Overall, good battle, but too short. 7/10

Final Results:
Derpy Hooves: 13/20
Amazing Horse: 13.5/20

Total Score: 33.5/50[/spoiler:3aon4u4u]