Beat:
Relevance-It feels kind of futuristic and mysterious, but also pretty goofy and upbeat. Fits both of them very well. 2.5/2.5
Catchiness-Some of its instruments get stuck in your head, but for some reason the tune itself doesn’t. 1.5/2.5/10
Intensity-Even though it’s not as a whole very intense, it has some moments that are pretty quiet and heavy. 2/2.5
Variety-Definitely enough for me. I don’t even know what most of these instruments are, but I like them. [2.5/2.5[/B]
Overall: Not super memorable, but it mostly fits the criteria for a good beat. It’s fun to listen to on its own too. 8.5/10
Costumes:
Deadpool-I don’t want to take off too much for this, although it’s definitely not perfect. Deadpool’s head is a little too pointy, and I kind of wish they had done something that would’ve allowed Deadpool’s eyes to move. They look kind of blank for the most part here. 1.5/2
Boba Fett-A little cheap, sure, but so did the original Star Wars costume, kind of. I can’t find anything major to take points off for. 2/2
Extras-Deadpool’s thugs look like thugs. Rebel soldiers, again, look a little cheap, but so did the original Star Wars. 1/1
Impressions:
Deadpool-If Lloyd was trying to sound like Ryan Reynolds, he mostly failed. I doubt he was, though, he probably just wanted a voice that fit Deadpool, and this one fits him well. It’s entertaining with a hint of annoying, which is what I imagine Deadpool to sound like.2.5/2.5
Boba Fett-I like this voice, it’s cool. It’s definitely not spot on to Jason Wingreen. Not sure how to really judge that right, so I’ll give it a weird score. 1.75/2.5
Deadpool-Round 1:
Oh, is it me? Well, here’s my first issue:
Good opener, and a really clever set up for the next line.
I barely even know enough about you to diss you!
Would be a pretty generic (albeit funny) insult if not for the set up line making a cool contrast between Deadpool’s hundreds of issues and Boba’s small amount of screen time.
But do you guys honestly think that I would screw this feud up
Decent set up, not great or anything.
and lose to the dude a huge, toothy coochie chewed up?
A little obvious, but the flow is at least clever.
That’s bananas! I do damage when I brandish my katanas!
Man, I’ll slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas!
Cool flow, nothing too lyrically special here.
I’m one of a kind, you’re a xerox of your papa.
A little fact statey, but the “xerox” and the Elvis thing help it out a bit.
Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba!
Too fact statey.
I’m tight, you’re mad baggy! I’m toned, you’re so flappy!
Kind of basic insults and boasts.
Mad ‘cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy!
Way too fact statey.
Somebody oughta put a bounty on that cape!
Funny and clever.
Maybe I’ll write a letter, and mail it in your face!
Not really super clever, but I think it got a laugh out of me.
Overall: Starts off pretty strong, middle section doesn’t have too many clever lines but some little nice references scattered throughout, and it gets a little better at the end. 8.5/10
Boba Fett-Round 1:
Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1, cause your style makes me spacesick.
And your bars are like your old pal, Cable, fucking basic!
I smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn’t quit running that lip off.
These three lines are decent references, not amazing or anything.
Bitch, who you calling clone, you’re a Deathstroke rip-off!
This is actually really clever. Great comeback line, and good way to reference Deathstroke.
You stole Spider-Man’s eyes and Snake Eyes’ weapons,
You got Wolverine’s powers, man, you’re comic sloppy seconds!
Also really good diss.
That Dr. Killbrew dude needs to go back to med school
‘Cause right now, you’re no good to me Deadpool!
Kind of confusing how Dr. Killbrew sets up that line. I think I get it, it’s that Killbrew didn’t do a good enough job at keeping Deadpool immortal and so he’s about to get killed, but it’s still a little confusing. The “no good to me dead” reference is a little obvious but it works.
Overall: Very strong verse. Lots of good references and pretty brutal insults. It almost feels like an actual analytical criticism of the character. 9.25/10
Deadpool-Rounds 2 and 3:
Ooooh, what’s that? A missile backpack?
Well, I guess you’ll be alright if a fucking bird attacks!
I mean, it seems like a missile backpack could actually be pretty practical, but the way he disses it here is pretty funny.
Presenting the most overrated character that anyone ever saw,
With 5 lines in the trilogy, and one of them was “AAAH!”
Great delivery, makes up for the fact stateyness.
Who you calling schizophrenic?! You’ve got two different voices!
Pretty clever comeback.
You’re like your holiday special, man! Full of bad choices.
Kind of a generic insult, but delivered well with the comic style.
Overall: Aside from some set up lines, a pretty perfect set of lines. Closest thing to a 10 in this batlte. 9.5/10
Boba Fett-Rounds 2 and 3:
I only need 5 lines, ‘cause I look fucking great.
You look like someone spilled lasagna on your face!
Pretty meh, even as a joke it doesn’t really get a big laugh. The set up actually gets a bigger laugh than the lasagna line.
But you’re worth a lot to me if I bring you back dead.
Schizophrenics pay triple, one for each head.
This one’s pretty clever.
You think you’re chimichanga’s hot, but you couldn’t be milder.
OK chimichanga reference, probably one of the easier ones you could make.
You should’ve made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder!
Pretty good comeback. Kind of a simple Ryan Reynolds diss, but I think it works.
Overall: Not as strong as Deadpool’s 2 verses, but still pretty good references and disses. 8.5/10
Deadpool-Round 4:
And the coolest things about you got straight up abandoned!
You let a kiwi hold your gun and he fucked up your canon!
A little fact statey but delivered in a funny Deadpooly way.
So maybe don’t talk about movies, ‘cause you’ve got dick to say!
Pretty good comeback to the Van Wilder diss.
Wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar and go far, far away!
[B]Finally references two Star Wars things that somehow have gone unreferenced in the past 3 Star Wars battle, and does it pretty well, I’d say.
Overall: I think this is the weakest verse in the battle, but not by much. It still has some pretty decent references, it just doesn’t get big laughs and it doesn’t have as much clever wordplay as some of the other verses. 8/10
Boba Fett-Round 4:
I’m a legend, you’re a trend, you ain’t got half the skills I got.
Not much of a reference.
I’ll beat your ass with one eye closed: Boba Fetty Wap.
Pretty funny, albeit kind of a random reference.
Then I’ll call Domino’s, (ooh) she likes what I’m shaking.
She prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon!
This is a pretty awesome “I fucked yo girl” joke. ERB has always been pretty good at those for the most part.
Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who’s blasting foes.
[B]Pretty filler, and it doesn’t set anything up so I can’t give it a pass as just a set up.
I come equipped with a full set of sick Mandalorian flows
[B]Lyrically nothing too special, but awesome flow.
Everybody knows you got that power of regeneration.
Now run home and heal from this disintegration.
Pretty awesome. References a bunch of things at once and makes a “dis” pun.
Overall: Good verse to end the battle with. Has more filler than some of the other verses, but also has some of the best lines and flow of the battle. 9/10
Ungraded Stuff:
Idea-I’m going to be honest, I don’t really think Boba Fett is ERB-worthy. Deadpool definitely is, but Boba Fett is a pretty minor character in a trilogy with TONS of memorable characters to use. I thought he had a more fitting place in Vader vs. Hitler 3 than in a whole battle to himself. I guess he is pretty popular, which is kind of the only reason I see Deadpool as worthy, so I still think it’s a good match-up and I guess I’m still glad they did it because they did handle Boba’s material really well. But I think I probably would’ve preferred Deadpool vs. a historical assassin.
Presentation-Phenomenal, all I can say. The dancing is unbelievable and the action directing is really badass. A little clunky at the end of Deadpool’s fight scene maybe, but still one of the more visually impressive moments ERB’s ever had.
Overall: Like everyone’s said, this is definitely good enough to be a normal ERB, and a pretty darn good one at that. Not on my all time favorites list, but I can see why it would be on others’. Lots of laughs and lots of great references. This was just all around a very pleasant surprise. 8.5/10
Deadpool’s Worst Line: Mad ‘cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy!
I think I’ll start elaborating on my choices here in the future. I can’t hate this too much because it’s at least a reference, but so are almost all of Deadpool’s lines. This one just really kind of annoyed me really, it wasn’t clever at all.
Deadpool’s Best Line: (Presenting the most overrated character that anyone ever saw) With 5 lines in the trilogy, and one of them was “AAAH!”
Maybe not the most clever line, but it made me laugh harder than anything else in the battle, and the delivery was awesome. Honorable mentions go to the bounty line, the first+second line and the schizophrenic line.
Boba Fett’s Worst Line: Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who’s blasting foes.
This line is just pointless to me. I also wasn’t really a fan of the “I’m a legend, you’re a trend” line, but at least that’s is a little genuinely insulting and true.
Boba Fett’s Best Line: Now run home and heal from this disintegration.
It just ties so many references together so well. Honorable mentions go to the comic sloppy seconds line, the schizophrenics line, and the Canadian bacon line. Boba actually probably had a lot more of the REALLY good lines than Deadpool did, Deadpool’s were mostly just moderately above average.
Final Results:
Deadpool: 26/30
Boba Fett: 26.75/30
Total Score: 78.5/90 (equivalent to 61.1/70)
Originally Posted by Juiz
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