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    I'm so glad you liked it! It's probably my biggest and most favorite thing I've ever done on this forum. Thanks for the review!

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    Please review my redux version of me and Polar's HvJ REWf http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post400561
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    Restarting the review list. If you're still interested in me reviewing something you already requested, please re-request it in this thread.

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    and then peter visits the forum
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Review I Wanna Kill Sam by Ice Cube

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    Will you review the version of Big Sean's song Dance featuring Nicki Minaj

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    Posting because thing http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...-Suit-of-Space pls review this series, each episode separately
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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBurr View Post
    Review I Wanna Kill Sam by Ice Cube
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    The army is the only way out for a young black teenager.
    We'll provide you with housing, we'll provide you with education
    We'll provide you with everything you need to survive in life
    We'll help you to be the best soldier in the U.S. of A.
    Because we do more before 7 A.M.
    Than most ******s do in their whole lifetime
    I guess this sets the tone pretty accurately for the rest of the song. I don’t get why the voice has to just randomly change from a thick southern accent dude to a totally normal sounding guy though. Maybe to make the use of the n word more impactful? It’s just weird for me.

    I'm comin'
    I'm comin'
    I'm comin'
    I'm comin'
    KInd of an uncreative chorus.

    I wanna kill him, 'cause he tried to play me like the trick
    But you see, I'm the wrong nigga to fuck with
    So I guess this is a reference to another Ice Cube song, but it’s not a very deep one.
    I got the A to the motherfuckin' K, and it's ready to rip
    Slapped in my banana clip and I'm lookin'
    These are jokes about AK-47s. Except that they’re not really jokes. I mean I guess they’re cool sounding.
    Is he in Watts, Oakland, Philly or Brooklyn?
    These are all cities with large black populations. This is kinda clever with the metaphor.
    It seems like he got the whole country behind him
    So it's sort of hard to find him
    Clever metaphor I suppose.
    But when I do, gotta put my gat in his mouth
    Pump seventeen rounds make his brains hang out
    'Cause the shit he did was uncalled for
    Tried to fuck a brother up the ass like a small whore
    And that shit ain't fly
    Yeah, I can’t get behind these lines.
    So now I'm settin' up, the ultimate drive-by
    And when you hear this shit
    It make the world say
    "Damn, I wanna kill Sam"
    This one makes me wonder exactly what the point of the song is. Because so far it’s just been a revenge fantasy against a metaphorical human representation of the United States, but this line makes it seem like he’s trying to educate people on the ways the black population has been screwed over by the US, even though he hasn’t really explained why they have yet.

    Here's why I wanna kill the punk
    'Cause he tried to take a motherfuckin' chunk of the funk
    He came to my house, I let 'em bail in
    'Cause he said he was down with the L.M
    He gave up a little dap
    Then turned around, and pulled out a gat
    These metaphors are kind of interesting, but they’re a little too vague and still not really making any arguments as to why the black population has been screwed over.
    I knew it was a caper
    I said, "Please don't kill my mother," so he raped her
    This is a very tragically funny line.
    Tied me up, took me outside
    And I was thrown in a big truck
    And it was packed like sardines
    Full of niggaz, who fell for the same scheme
    This sardines metaphor is interesting.
    Took us to a place and made us work
    All day and we couldn't have shit to say
    Broke up the families forever
    And to this day black folks can't stick together
    Interesting point, I wish that it was a little more specific in how exactly this happened.
    And it's odd
    Broke us down, made us pray, to his God
    This is kinda clever.
    And when I think about it, it make me say
    "Damn, I wanna kill Sam"
    Not super clever.
    I'm comin'
    I'm comin'
    I'm comin'
    Now in ninety-one, he wanna tax me
    I remember, the son of a bitch used to axe me
    And hang me by a rope 'til my neck snapped
    Now the sneaky motherfucker wanna ban rap
    This is more of what I was hoping for in this song. Slightly but not at all too subtle references about specific ways the black community has been mistreated in the US.
    And put me under dirt or concrete
    But God, can see through a white sheet
    This is a pretty badass and intimidating line.
    'Cause you the devil in drag
    You can burn your cross, well I'll burn your flag
    This is also really badass.
    Try to give me the H-I-V
    So I can stop makin babies like me
    And you're givin' dope to my people chump
    Just wait 'til we get over that hump
    Could’ve been a little more clever in talking about HIV or the war on drugs, but hey, at least he’s being more specific.
    'Cause yo' ass is grass cause I'ma blast
    Can't bury rap, like you buried jazz
    DAMN
    'Cause we stopped bein' whores, stop doin' floors
    So bitch you can fight your own wars
    This line is pretty clever when you think about it.
    So if you see a man in red white and blue
    Gettin' janked by the Lench Mob crew
    It's a man who deserves to buckle
    I wanna kill Sam 'cause he ain't my motherfuckin' Uncle
    Kind of a cool finisher.

    Overall: To be honest, I actually really like the last verse of this song. But maybe that’s just because I was so confused and turned off by the first two verses that I was just glad that the song started to be a little more specific. I don’t know, the first two verses to me just seem really uncreative, and a little bad-fanfictiony. What I mean by bad-fanfictiony is that it kind of just seems like he wrote it for his own personal pleasure as sort of a little fantasy without making the effort to make it enjoyable for others. Now to be fair, I'm sure that this is also really entertaining for some black people that feel screwed over by the US, so I'm sure I'm not the target audience for this.

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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
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    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
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    I give that song a 10/10 because I can relate to it on a personal level
    in that I wanna kill sam

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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBurr View Post
    I give that song a 10/10 because I can relate to it on a personal level
    in that I wanna kill sam
    wow same. But yeah, I do agree that he probably could have improved the lyrics to make the message more effective

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