Walt Disney: So many creative disses, yet so little time.
Not a bad opening.
How can you eloquently write it all down with battle rhyme?
How can you do it without coming off as rushed,
with your creativity broken and your hopes and dreams crushed?
Lacking in references.
You’re a good kid, BK, but you’re not free from condemnation.
Been on the forum for seven years, but barely any reputation.
The "reputation" double meaning is cool.
Put in all your hard work, but you keep getting bad reviews.
Even Coreytran is a better rapper than you!
Decent use of forum meme.
Bigkidrant3: I’m so sick and tired of being told what to do,
by an invisible deadline that I feel I have to oblige to.
You know it’s not easy holding a series together.
The interval between battle and battle takes forever.
Feels storytelly without jokes.
Hate to inform you, Zachary, but this won’t be a Sher-win.
Nice pun.
You’ll end up like your home series, broke and abandoned!
Good reference.
So here’s the sitch between you and me, Dr. Drakken.
I’m racking up more dough than the ideas you rejected!
Something about this line confuses me. I guess it's just that "money" and "rejected ideas" are measured in different currencies. I know that's pretty nitpicky, but it still makes the line feel a little weird to me.
Walt Disney: My stocks are rising, while your GPA is falling!
I tend to be more lenient with "comparison lines" being a little fact statey if the comparison is clever and makes a good point. This one just feels a little basic to me.
Kept up all night by the fright of your endless bawlin’.
I’m ballin’ a multi-trillion dollar corporate mansion!
Your mind’s an empty void; yes, a vacant Haunted Mansion!
I like this joke.
Yes, the barista perfectionista, so tired, so eager,
Although his work only appeals to overweight Tumblrinas.
Feel like there could be a better Tumblr joke than this.
You had an entire year to prepare, so cough up your deed!
Why waste your time writing battles that nobody will read?
Basic insult.
Walt Disney: Well.. this was more anticlimactic than expected.
Maybe, I should have gave kid a couple more seconds.
Feels a too similar to the Romeo and Juliet vs. Bonnie and Clyde ERB.
He’s scrawny, sure, but, he still has a heart, unlike me.
Ugh, why did this load have to be dropped on me?
It’s already stressful enough having to work with,
millions of people whom which I don’t agree with!
After I tuck that paper envelope into my coat,
I am packing my bags and heading back home!
I wanted a regular company, not a corporate throne!
Feels storytelly without much creative lyricism.
Lobbyists chasing me feels like it’s Attack of the Clones.
I like this line. This is the only line in this verse to me that feels like it's not using the plot as an excuse to not attempt many jokes
Either way, this series has made a fine progression.
I’m sure it will make a fine addition to my collection.
See above
Steven “Bigkidrant3” Smith: (Oh, god..)
Have I really turned into this obscene abomination?
Have I stepped so low as to appeal to SJW cetaceans?
I needed notations for my essays, but instead of citations,
I was writing about Stormtroopers fighting mathematical equations!
Funny.
When I look into my laptop mirror, I see nothing but disgust.
I’ve become an empty Mr. Krabs shell from the rapper I once was.
I like this reference.
It makes me wonder, how did I end up this way?
Was it something I did or something I said?
Or was it -
Basic storytelling.
Bigkidrant3: Don’t listen to your thoughts! Write the complex annotations,
of the final Waltmageddon that you SHOULD be making.
Stop self-reflecting, and reflect upon all of these lines!
Should ERBParodies come in for a cameo on Line 5?
Sir Max needs to be ended off, how should we do it?
I have the Wolf Blitzer idea, now you just need to do it!
And I’ll call up Tristan on the Track so we can -
This verse sort of suffers from the same problem that the last Walt verse suffers from, but it's more interesting to me. It could afford to be more jokey, sure, but it feels personal enough that I enjoy it.
Steven “Bigkidrant3” Smith: Can it, and shut up.
We’ve had our fun, but it’s time for me to pull the plug!
Bigkidrant3: Don't tell me to shut up, you goddamn motherfucking prick!
I'm the boss of all the mini-bosses, and I can see EVERYTHING!
Upset from all those parties you weren't invited to? Well, I'll be!
All those hours shitposting, you should have spent them with me.
And now, you’re like a trillion pounds overweight, bro.
You need to put behind the desk and lift a couple weights, bro.
You can't stop me, Steve-O! There’s no brakes on this train.
SO ALL ABOARD ONE AND ALL –
Same as last verse. Not super clever, but interesting enough that I don't have a huge problem with it.
Overall: I don't really think it feels right to judge this one on the same sort of scale as a normal rap battle since it's so different, so I won't give this an overall score. This feels like a fitting conclusion to this big project you've spent a lot of time on, and it leaves me with the right feeling of conclusiveness and satisfaction. In that sense, I sorta liked this part more than a lot of the rest of Waltmageddon, since I wasn't really looking at this one as a rap battle as much as I was just a story (a personal and enjoyable one at that).
Originally Posted by PolarBore
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