Presidential Reviews

[RBM]

I'm so sorry guys, I've been extremely busy the past few days. The next few might be busy too. I'll review whenever I can.

No problem!

[Samos]

This is WAY earlier than usual, but I will be busy for the rest of the day, so I'm reviewing this one now. It's SaneButStrange and Gliscor vs. Dr. Seuss and Leonidas.
[spoiler:39859c3n]The Lorax and Leonidas-Round 1: The Lorax has many good lines, like the Once-ler line, the Wheatley line and the unless line, which I think is his best line. Leonidas isn't as good, but he does have some nice lines too. I like the line about his son and I especially like the Dis Rap line. 8/10

SaneButStrange and Gliscor-Round 1: SaneButStrange starts nicely with the cutting deeper with his words line. His other good disses are the helmet line and the epic Abercrombie and Fitch catalog line. Gliscor also starts amazingly with the Thneed help line and immediately afterward going to insult Seuss. The other clever line are the ''kiss my ass'' line and the last few lines. Both verses were excellent. 9/10

The Grinch and Leonidas-Round 2: The Grinch's verse has the hammer and the nail line, but that's about it. Leonidas' best line is the two pokeballs line. They both have one good line. 7/10

SaneButStrange and Gliscor-Round 2: SaneButStrange's two sizes to small line is very good. So is Gliscor's 300 stitches line. Not as good as the first verse, but still good. 7/10

Overall: Very good battle. It's long, which is good, it has good lines all around, what can I say? It's a great battle. 8/10

Final Results:
Dr. Seuss and Leonidas: 15/20
SaneButStrange and Gliscor: 16/20

Total Score: 39/50[/spoiler:39859c3n]

YYYYYYYYYEESSS!!!

[RBM]

what about my bugs bunny vs bear grylls?

[Samos]

what about my bugs bunny vs bear grylls?

OK, I shall pick that one.

[RBM]

what about my bugs bunny vs bear grylls?

OK, I shall pick that one.

Awesome! Hope you like it! :D

[Samos]

And now for the last of my Dis Raps For Hire reviews. When a new one comes out, I'll review that. Time to review #5.
[spoiler:q36gmq0k]Intro: I liked the Hel-l joke. It was funny. Of course killing random people out of anger is always funny. Overall, an epic intro. 8.5/10

Beat: Very repetitive, but aside from that, a very good beat. It's intense, it's catchy, and it goes well with the flow. 8.5/10

Dis Rap: The fast part at the beginning is awesome. I like the Just-in pun and the obscenities line, so this was a great beginning. I also love the gravy flow line, and I just find it funny when he says he'll eat him. A little weaker near the ending, but the last few lines make this Dis Rap my favorite of all 5. 9/10

Total Score: 26/30[/spoiler:q36gmq0k]

[RBM]

And now for the last of my Dis Raps For Hire reviews. When a new one comes out, I'll review that. Time to review #5.
[spoiler:aqguo3qz]Intro: I liked the Hel-l joke. It was funny. Of course killing random people out of anger is always funny. Overall, an epic intro. 8.5/10

Beat: Very repetitive, but aside from that, a very good beat. It's intense, it's catchy, and it goes well with the flow. 8.5/10

Dis Rap: The fast part at the beginning is awesome. I like the Just-in pun and the obscenities line, so this was a great beginning. I also love the gravy flow line, and I just find it funny when he says he'll eat him. A little weaker near the ending, but the last few lines make this Dis Rap my favorite of all 5. 9/10

Total Score: 26/30[/spoiler:aqguo3qz]

Awesome review! Also, if you want to review one of my battles, it doesn't have to be Bear Grylls vs Bugs Bunny. It can be any of them! (I hope you like the battles, though!)

[Roy49]

I can't wait for my review. I know it won't be posted for a while, but I'll still be waiting in anticipation.

[Samos]

Very, very sorry for the long wait guys. I'm finally going to start doing my reviews again now, starting with Roy49's Princess Peach vs. Cinderella.
[spoiler:2t39pe8q]Princess Peach-Round 1: This round was fairly decent because of the Mario references, like the cake line and the 8-4 line. The other lines are also alright. 7.5/10

Cinderella-Round 1: The shroom addiction line was a nice start. The hot-air balloon line was also nice, and the attacking with tears one was a very clever Mario reference. 8/10

Princess Peach-Round 2: The Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo line is a very good line, and the last few are OK as well. Enough to almost give her the win. 8/10

Cinderella-Round 2: A great second verse, with the great leash line and the good finishing Mario reference, both possibly her best lines. Very good verse. 8.5/10

Overall: Once again, a very good battle. All of your battles have everything that makes a good battle. I thoroughly enjoy them all. 8/10

Final Results:
Princess Peach: 15.5/20
Cinderella: 16.5/20

Total Score: 40/50[/spoiler:2t39pe8q]