Presidential Reviews

[Moonjik]

When you use more capitals at the beginning of your sentences.

Sha-correct.

[Samos]

when are you doing another?

Later today.

[Moonjik]

when are you doing another?

Later today.

SHABAM!

[Samos]

And now for the final review (for now) of Spartica's Dis Raps For Hire, #7.
[spoiler:nqv80jfr]Intro: Very weird. I don't know where you got the idea to make him a penguin, but it was funny. My favorite part is the ''TROLOLOL'' laugh, and the Caps Lock makes it funnier for some reason. 7.5/10

Dis Rap: The decoy line is clever. I like the burning Black Ops copies line. I also like the troll lines. Not your best Dis Rap, but still good. 14/20

Total Score: 21.5/30[/spoiler:nqv80jfr]

[Spars]

Thank You

[Beat]

NO PROBLEM HEH HEH DERRRP

[Moonjik]

[Samos]

Time to review EpicLloyd's 6th Dis Raps For Hire.
[spoiler:2atkevgi]Intro: I don't get how he finds information on a juice box container, but that's probably the joke. It looks awesome when he splits himself into 2 and sucks him through a straw. And I like the martini part a lot for some reason. 8/10

Beat: A little slow. Slower than the other 5, and that kind of bugs me considering the last one was so fast. This beat changes a lot in the middle. It's pretty intense at parts. 7/10

Dis Rap: Lots of great lines in this one. At the beginning there's the free-load line and the living with yourself line (which is my favorite line of the rap). When he says all the words that rhyme with James, it just sounds awesome. The mooching DNA line is great. The best-sounding part of the rap is ''Just make a move on this mooch...'' and everything that follows until ''...whatever you choose.'' 8.5/10

Total Score: 23.5/50[/spoiler:2atkevgi]

[Moonjik]

Woah...

[Samos]

I'm now going to review ZeMasked's Bandana Dee vs. Goomboss.
[spoiler:3a1t3c14]Goomboss-Round 1: The first line is a good way to start the battle. The stealing cake line is a nice Kirby reference. An OK verse. 7/10

Bandana Dee-Round 1: It's not great in the beginning, but starting with the bush line, the verse really starts to get good. 8/10

Goomboss-Round 2: The puffball line is good, but the last line is just awesome. Probably the best line of the battle. 8.5/10

Bandana Dee-Round 2: The action commands line and the Megaton Punch lines are good. I would say barely enough to beat Goomboss. 8/10

Overall: I really enjoyed this battle. It was really close too, I went back and forth on who I thought won, which usually means it's a great battle. 8/10

Final Results:
Goomboss: 15.5/20
Bandana Dee: 16/20

Total Score: 39.5/50[/spoiler:3a1t3c14]