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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Will my review be out today?
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike
    Will my review be out today?
    Yes. Here it is.
    [spoiler:15yj9eog]Bowser-Round 1: The lines about Bowser's minions (like Bullet Bills, Bob-ombs, King Boo and Petey) are clever. The extra lives line and the Inside Story line are also good. 7.5/10

    King Louis XVI-Round 1: This verse is awesome. The 1-Up line, the bomb line, the paper line, the warp zone line, the le guillotine line, all of these are great lines. 9/10

    Bowser-Round 2: Round 2 includes everything else. Bowser doesn't do great in the back and forth, but in the end, he gets out some good lines, like the French French Revolution line and the last line about his mom. 8/10

    King Louis XVI-Round 2: The ''work the pole'' line is great, and the lines about him having no life are good too. The last line gives him the win. 8/10

    Overall: I liked this battle a lot. Lots of good lines from both sides. Jeez, I'm giving out lots of 40s lately. Whatever, you deserved this one. This battles one of your best. 8/10

    Final Results:
    Bowser: 15.5/20
    King Louis XVI: 17/20

    Total Score: 40.5/50
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Thanks! :D It was one of my favorite battles to make.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    When will my Cerebros vs Darkrai review be released?

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Look on the first post Timmy, he does one a day..


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
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    OK.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Scarecrow told me to review something of his. I picked Ronald McDonald vs. Harland Sanders.
    [spoiler:m2vlhutn]Harland Sanders-Round 1: I didn&#39;t really get these lines to be honest. They didn&#39;t make a lot of sense to me. 5/10

    Ronald McDonald-Round 1: This is better. I like the 7 Up line and the last line. Even though there wasn&#39;t much here, I still liked it. 8/10

    Harland Sanders-Round 2: I like the Pixar line and the fast food race line. Better than the first verse. 8/10

    Ronald McDonald-Round 2: The *ss kicking 99 cents line is OK. I think Ronald McDonald won this battle. 6/10

    Overall: There are good lines in this battle, but I have to say, this battle was WAY too short. I really think you should increase how long each line is, as well as the amount of lines. Then I think these can be really good. 6.5/10

    Final Results:
    Harland Sanders: 13/20
    Ronald McDonald: 14/20

    Total Score: 33.5/50
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
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  8. #298

    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Could you review my Elite Beat Agent vs. Ice Climbers?
    Oh hai. I'm back.


    And improved.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by ZeMasked
    Could you review my Elite Beat Agent vs. Ice Climbers?
    Sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
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    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Now it's time to review Roy49's 2nd Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker.
    [spoiler:3a2cdtrh]Luke Skywalker-Round 1: The beginning of good lines starts with the tiny wand lines.It only gets better with the &#39;&#39;blemishes of a pig&#39;&#39; line and the Return of the Jedi line. 8/10

    Harry Potter-Round 1: The Birds and Bees line is good. The Donald Trump line was hilarious, and the line about Luke&#39;s dad wasn&#39;t bad either. He also gets an extra half point for killing Jar Jar Binks. 7.5/10

    Luke Skywalker-Round 2: The Astronomy line was pretty good. I also think it&#39;s funny how he calls Harry&#39;s wand a twig. 7.5/10

    Harry Potter-Round 2: Just when you think Harry&#39;s lost this battle, the opening text line happens and everything turns around. The Yoda sex line and the first kiss line give Harry the comeback win. 8.5/10

    Overall: I liked your first one, but this battle beats it by a mile. It&#39;s really long, which is great, and the jokes are just smarter. I&#39;m a big fan of this battle. 8.5/10

    Final Results:
    Luke Skywalker: 15.5/20
    Harry Potter: 16/20

    Total Score: 40/50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
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    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
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    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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