Presidential Reviews

[Moonjik]

Could you please review my Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin battle?

[Samos]

Could you please review my Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin battle?

Sure.

[Moonjik]

I feel EPIC.

[Roy49]

Now it's time to review Roy49's 2nd Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker.
[spoiler:1rz20akm]Luke Skywalker-Round 1: The beginning of good lines starts with the tiny wand lines.It only gets better with the ''blemishes of a pig'' line and the Return of the Jedi line. 8/10

Harry Potter-Round 1: The Birds and Bees line is good. The Donald Trump line was hilarious, and the line about Luke's dad wasn't bad either. He also gets an extra half point for killing Jar Jar Binks. 7.5/10

Luke Skywalker-Round 2: The Astronomy line was pretty good. I also think it's funny how he calls Harry's wand a twig. 7.5/10

Harry Potter-Round 2: Just when you think Harry's lost this battle, the opening text line happens and everything turns around. The Yoda sex line and the first kiss line give Harry the comeback win. 8.5/10

Overall: I liked your first one, but this battle beats it by a mile. It's really long, which is great, and the jokes are just smarter. I'm a big fan of this battle. 8.5/10

Final Results:
Luke Skywalker: 15.5/20
Harry Potter: 16/20

Total Score: 40/50[/spoiler:1rz20akm]

I was trying to make this battle better than my first one. I'm glad you really liked it.

[Samos]

Now I'm reviewing SaneButStrange's Vesta Dis Rap.
[spoiler:12lzb7bj]Intro: Not as funny as some of your other ones. I'm honestly not the biggest fan of this intro. 6/10

Beat: The beat is pretty cool. Maybe a little slow, but still, very cool sounding. I could see this being the beat of an actual Dis Rap. 8/10

Dis Rap: It takes a while to get good, but when it gets good, it gets really, really good. Starting with the test line, it really picks up. I really like the line about your name, and the trophy line is really good too. SuperRapz's verse is awesome. The pushing daisies line and the One Direction lines are awesome. The flat line was really awesome. Overall, just awesome. 9/10

Total Score: 23/30[/spoiler:12lzb7bj]

[Moonjik]

Cool review.

[Samos]

Now I'm reviewing Spartica4Real's James Bond vs. Austin Powers.
[spoiler:12xh02kx]Austin Powers-Round 1: I liked the 187 line a lot, but I don't think the other lines are so great. 6/10

James Bond-Round 1: The Mini-Me line is good, and a few of the other lines were pretty good as well. Definitely better than Austin's. 8/10

Austin Powers-Round 2: This verse wasn't great. I didn't really like any of the lines, to be honest. Sorry. 5.5/10

James Bond-Round 2: The last line about his cat's d*ck was pretty good. It kind of seems like you were trying to make Bond win this one. 7.5/10

Overall: I don't really think this was one of your better battles. It's not as good as any of the other battles you've made this season, but it's still a pretty good battle. 7/10

Final Results:
Austin Powers: 11.5/20
James Bond: 15.5/20

Total Score: 34/50[/spoiler:12xh02kx]

[Roy49]

I'm never giving you a break, aren't I? I'm really sorry for that... but would you be interested in reviewing a Season 2 battle of your choice? (Besides the two you already reviewed... obviously)

[Samos]

I'm never giving you a break, aren't I? I'm really sorry for that... but would you be interested in reviewing a Season 2 battle of your choice? (Besides the two you already reviewed... obviously)

Sure. Don't be sorry, I enjoy reviewing your battles.

[Roy49]

I'm never giving you a break, aren't I? I'm really sorry for that... but would you be interested in reviewing a Season 2 battle of your choice? (Besides the two you already reviewed... obviously)

Sure. Don't be sorry, I enjoy reviewing your battles.

I'm glad you enjoy them.