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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Now I'm reviewing Sergeant Spike's Rick Astley vs. Eduard Khil.
    [spoiler:hnv0s2s4]Rick Astley-Round 1: The Soviet Russia line is clever, and a few of the lines that follow that are also clever. The last line just sounds cool in my head. It's a really nice verse. 8.5/10

    Eduard Khil-Round 1: The first chunk of this verse is all great especially the line about his birthday. The ''schooled'' line is awesome. I can't say either of these verses was better than the other. 8.5/10

    Rick Astley-Round 2: This verse wasn't as good. It has some good lines, like ''you wouldn't get this from any other guy'', but I wasn't extremely impressed. 7/10

    Troll Face-Round 2: The shanky outfit line was funny. The ending lines are also pretty good. This was a decent verse. 7.5/10

    Overall: This battle was really, really good. It taught me things that I didn't even know about the rappers and then made me laugh with lines about them. One of the best on the forum. 8.5/10

    Final Results:
    Rick Astley: 15.5/20
    The Trolls: 16/20
    Eduard Khil (alone): 8.5/10 (equivalent to 17/20)
    Troll Face (alone): 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)

    Total Score: 40/50
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Now I'm reviewing SUPrising's Ben Franklin vs. John Madden.
    [spoiler:3evv8zxd]Ben Franklin-Round 1: Not bad. I can tell you knew a lot about the two rappers because there are some smart lines in here. 8/10

    John Madden-Round 1: The line about slaves was pretty smart. Other lines once again show you really researched for this one. 7/10

    Ben Franklin-Round 2: Really nice verse. The beginning and ending lines are awesome, maybe the best of the battle. 8.5/10

    John Madden-Round 2: Like Ben's second verse, the first and last lines are very nice. Just about as good, I would say. 8.5/10

    Overall: This battle had some very smart jokes, and I could tell you really put effort into it. I enjoyed this battle, keep it up. 8/10

    Final Score:
    Ben Franklin: 16.5/20
    John Madden: 15/20

    Total Score: 40/50
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    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Nice! Oooh. I can't wait for mines. :D
    Oh hai. I'm back.


    And improved.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Now I'm reviewing SUPrising's Ben Franklin vs. John Madden.
    [spoiler:2z0qp25g]Ben Franklin-Round 1: Not bad. I can tell you knew a lot about the two rappers because there are some smart lines in here. 8/10

    John Madden-Round 1: The line about slaves was pretty smart. Other lines once again show you really researched for this one. 7/10

    Ben Franklin-Round 2: Really nice verse. The beginning and ending lines are awesome, maybe the best of the battle. 8.5/10

    John Madden-Round 2: Like Ben's second verse, the first and last lines are very nice. Just about as good, I would say. 8.5/10

    Overall: This battle had some very smart jokes, and I could tell you really put effort into it. I enjoyed this battle, keep it up. 8/10

    Final Score:
    Ben Franklin: 16.5/20
    John Madden: 15/20

    Total Score: 40/50
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    Thank you very much for the good score, I put a bit of research into Franklin but knew a lot about Madden already. Could you review my most recent one that I did with Spike, Thor vs Percy Jackson?

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by SUPrising
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Now I'm reviewing SUPrising's Ben Franklin vs. John Madden.
    [spoiler:3vx4ptim]Ben Franklin-Round 1: Not bad. I can tell you knew a lot about the two rappers because there are some smart lines in here. 8/10

    John Madden-Round 1: The line about slaves was pretty smart. Other lines once again show you really researched for this one. 7/10

    Ben Franklin-Round 2: Really nice verse. The beginning and ending lines are awesome, maybe the best of the battle. 8.5/10

    John Madden-Round 2: Like Ben's second verse, the first and last lines are very nice. Just about as good, I would say. 8.5/10

    Overall: This battle had some very smart jokes, and I could tell you really put effort into it. I enjoyed this battle, keep it up. 8/10

    Final Score:
    Ben Franklin: 16.5/20
    John Madden: 15/20

    Total Score: 40/50
    [/spoiler:3vx4ptim]
    Thank you very much for the good score, I put a bit of research into Franklin but knew a lot about Madden already. Could you review my most recent one that I did with Spike, Thor vs Percy Jackson?
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    My review is today, correct?


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    My review is today, correct?
    Hopefully. I'm kind of busy, but I'll try to make it now. If not, tomorrow.

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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Alright, here it is. Spartica4Real's Ronald McDonald vs. Harland Sanders.
    [spoiler:3acvq7m6]Ronald McDonald-Round 1: The fast food *ss whooping is an OK line, but the McNuggets line is awesome. This verse is OK. 7/10

    Harland Sanders-Round 1: I love the line about McDonald&#39;s playhouse. The ending line about his &#39;&#39;burgers&#39;&#39; is pretty good too. 7.5/10

    Ronald McDonald-Round 2: The last line about his &#39;&#39;McD*ck&#39;&#39; is really funny. But that&#39;s all for this verse. 7/10

    Harland Sanders-Round 2: Most of the lines in this verse are OK, but not amazing. It&#39;s barely enough to give him the win. 7/10

    Overall: This battle was decent enough. I wouldn&#39;t call it one of your best, but it does have some really funny lines. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Ronald McDonald: 14/20
    Harland Sanders: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 36/50
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Alright, here it is. Spartica4Real's Ronald McDonald vs. Harland Sanders.
    [spoiler:8h9gaep9]Ronald McDonald-Round 1: The fast food *ss whooping is an OK line, but the McNuggets line is awesome. This verse is OK. 7/10

    Harland Sanders-Round 1: I love the line about McDonald&#39;s playhouse. The ending line about his &#39;&#39;burgers&#39;&#39; is pretty good too. 7.5/10

    Ronald McDonald-Round 2: The last line about his &#39;&#39;McD*ck&#39;&#39; is really funny. But that&#39;s all for this verse. 7/10

    Harland Sanders-Round 2: Most of the lines in this verse are OK, but not amazing. It&#39;s barely enough to give him the win. 7/10

    Overall: This battle was decent enough. I wouldn&#39;t call it one of your best, but it does have some really funny lines. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Ronald McDonald: 14/20
    Harland Sanders: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 36/50
    [/spoiler:8h9gaep9]
    can you review my Nerd vs Troll battle? it is my first for my series and i wanna know how it is. :D
    Check out the forum topic for Season 4!
    Ask QUESTIONS and make REQUESTS!

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by sunkistluva
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Alright, here it is. Spartica4Real's Ronald McDonald vs. Harland Sanders.
    [spoiler:ct105r04]Ronald McDonald-Round 1: The fast food *ss whooping is an OK line, but the McNuggets line is awesome. This verse is OK. 7/10

    Harland Sanders-Round 1: I love the line about McDonald&#39;s playhouse. The ending line about his &#39;&#39;burgers&#39;&#39; is pretty good too. 7.5/10

    Ronald McDonald-Round 2: The last line about his &#39;&#39;McD*ck&#39;&#39; is really funny. But that&#39;s all for this verse. 7/10

    Harland Sanders-Round 2: Most of the lines in this verse are OK, but not amazing. It&#39;s barely enough to give him the win. 7/10

    Overall: This battle was decent enough. I wouldn&#39;t call it one of your best, but it does have some really funny lines. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Ronald McDonald: 14/20
    Harland Sanders: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 36/50
    [/spoiler:ct105r04]
    can you review my Nerd vs Troll battle? it is my first for my series and i wanna know how it is. :D
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    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
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    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
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