Presidential Reviews

[Samos]

Hi. I'm going to do serious reviews of the ERBs. Why? Because I feel like it. Keep in mind these are my own personal opinion. If I offend someone somehow, I apologize.
First one: John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly. Enjoy.

[spoiler:1ttqz7t3]The Beat: It's catchy. It's not extremely epic, though. More of just a beat that you get stuck in your head. 7.5/10

Impressions and Costumes: Honestly, not very good at all. It doesn't really seem like they were doing impressions at all, just reading the lyrics in their own voices. 3/10

John Lennon-Round 1: He starts off strong with his Help line. Then mainly a few insults about Bill's short temper. His LSD sh*t line was pretty funny, and so was the George Bush line. Pretty good. 8/10

Bill O'Reilly-Round 1: Unlike his opponent, Bill doesn't get strong until the end. His first good line was the George Harrison line. The best line of the battle was the Yoko Ono line. But, for the most part, Bill O'Reilly was average here. 7.5/10

John Lennon-Round 2: John starts off good here with a few references to his songs, but ends weak. Not much to say here, it's average. 6.5/10

Bill O'Reilly-Round 2: I liked the $10,000 shoes line, but that's about it. Yeah, he mentions his catch phrase, funny, but rather predictable. 6.5/10

Overall: This was the first rap battle, and it shows. Compared to the other battles, it's rather weak. But that's because the battles still had much evolving to do. And if you think of it as its own video, rather than one in a series, it's pretty good. 6/10

Final Results:
John Lennon: 14.5/20
Bill O'Reilly: 14/20

Total Score: 35.5/70[/spoiler:1ttqz7t3]

To-Review List:
Ozzy Osbourne vs. Thomas Edison-Spartica4Real
Trixie Tang vs. Bill Gates-Timmy Turner
Joe Quesada vs. The Joker-Roy49
Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Testa-Roy49
Freddy Kruegar vs. Martin Luther King Jr.-Spartica4Real
Adam Sandler vs. Barry Bonds-SUPrising
Buzz Lightyear vs. The Polar Bear-sunkistluva
Takanuva vs. Light Yagami-Toa Tahu the Brickman
N vs. Count Bleck-ZeMasked
Freddie Mercury vs. Bruno Mars-Erblover98

Oh you forgot to add Roy's Percy vs. Link on your review list.

Thanks for reminding me.

[BKTurner47]

Can you review my Jhonen Vasquez vs Vlad Plasimus battle & my Willy Wonka vs Random Toon & Coach Kong battle?

[Samos]

Can you review my Jhonen Vasquez vs Vlad Plasimus battle & my Willy Wonka vs Random Toon & Coach Kong battle?

OK.

Man, my list is getting really long now.

[Uprising]

Can you review my Jhonen Vasquez vs Vlad Plasimus battle & my Willy Wonka vs Random Toon & Coach Kong battle?

OK.

Man, my list is getting really long now.

Well, you and Roy are the only active reviewers. Everybody goes to you guys.

[Samos]

Here's my review of Spartica4Real's Thomas Edison vs. Ozzy Osbourne.
[spoiler:3gh8yo7v]Ozzy Osbourne-Round 1: Nothing too clever, but some of the later lines are kind of funny. Not terrible. 7/10

Thomas Edison-Round 1: Sort of like last verse, nothing brilliant, but funny at parts, like the pop-tart line. This verse is funnier than Osbourne's. 7.5/10

Ozzy Osbourne-Round 2: This one I didn't really find funny or clever. The worst verse of the battle in my opinion. 5/10

Thomas Edison-Round 2: This is sort of funny. Just a little bit. But again, not extremely clever. 6.5/10

Overall: I don't really think this is one of your better battles. It was OK, but the lines weren't nearly as clever as some of your later battles. 6.5/10

Final Results:
Ozzy Osbourne: 13/20
Thomas Edison: 14/20

Total Score: 33.5/50[/spoiler:3gh8yo7v]

[Spars]

Lol. #2-#4 all sucked IMO. All my other battles I think were good. It's just cuz' I rushed 2-4 like CRAZY.

[BKTurner47]

When will my Tang vs Gates be reviewed?

I predict his next post will be “I quit these reviews forever."

UGH!

[WoodenHornets]

When will my Tang vs Gates be reviewed?

I predict his next post will be “I quit these reviews forever."

UGH!

you do realize he has school work and is very busy.

[Uprising]

When will my Tang vs Gates be reviewed?

I predict his next post will be “I quit these reviews forever."

UGH!

you do realize he has school work and is very busy.

Like the majority of the forums do.

[WoodenHornets]

When will my Tang vs Gates be reviewed?

I predict his next post will be “I quit these reviews forever."

UGH!

you do realize he has school work and is very busy.

Like the majority of the forums do.

not a me though!