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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Sorry guys, schoolwork has kept me from making these. I can still do them on the weekends and occasionally on weekdays. Here's a review of Timmy Turner's Trixie Tang vs. Bill Gates.
    [spoiler:13qdrkwr]Trixie Tang-Round 1: Not bad. The gate line is pretty good, and some of the later lines are OK as well. 7.5/10

    Bill Gates-Round 1: This verse has an average beginning and middle. It's the last two lines that save this verse for Gates. 7.5/10

    Trixie Tang-Round 2: Round 2 refers to the rest of this battle. Some OK lines in here, like the gold line. 7/10

    Bill Gates-Round 2: Bill Gates at the beginning of this round says some nice lines. There's not much after that, but there is enough to win the battle for Gates. 7.5/10

    Overall: Basically, I have the same comments about this one that I did about the other battle of your's I reviewed. This one is much less crazy, so it's a little better, but your later battles are better. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Trixie Tang: 14.5/20
    Bill Gates: 15/20

    Total Score: 37/50
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    this meens im next!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    review my knuckles vs Tyson Battle?


    Also. @Your Sig Freddie Mercury vs Some Homophobe = Freddie mercury vs Eminem XD
    I've been thinking, and I actually think that's a great suggestion. Sadly, I don't think nicepeter's responded to the suggestion.

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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Ooh! Ooh! I know you've got a crapton to go through, but, could you do my Slenderman vs The Bogeyman? :D
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by FoolMeNever
    Ooh! Ooh! I know you've got a crapton to go through, but, could you do my Slenderman vs The Bogeyman? :D
    I can put it on my list, but it will probably take a while to get to.

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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Sorry for the wait, this has been a busy weekend. Here's Roy49's Joe Quesada vs. The Joker.
    [spoiler:7jgehymc]The Joker-Round 1: The one more day line is great, as well as the Spidey line. Those two lines were both very good. 8/10

    Joe Quesada-Round 1: I thought Joker's verse was good, but this beats it. The lines about Batman, the gas and the last line give Joe the lead. 8.5/10

    The Joker-Round 2: I wasn't really impressed until the last line of this verse. That was just flat out hilarious. 7/10

    Joe Quesada-Round 2: The gay parade line was funny I guess. It was at least good enough to give Quesada the win. 7/10

    Overall: This was a good battle. I wouldn't call it your best work, but it was fun to read, and lots of the lines were both clever and funny. 8/10

    Final Results:
    The Joker: 15/20
    Joe Quesada: 15.5/20

    Total Score: 38.5/50
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Sorry for the wait, this has been a busy weekend. Here's Roy49's Joe Quesada vs. The Joker.
    [spoiler:ay2d62t3]The Joker-Round 1: The one more day line is great, as well as the Spidey line. Those two lines were both very good. 8/10

    Joe Quesada-Round 1: I thought Joker's verse was good, but this beats it. The lines about Batman, the gas and the last line give Joe the lead. 8.5/10

    The Joker-Round 2: I wasn't really impressed until the last line of this verse. That was just flat out hilarious. 7/10

    Joe Quesada-Round 2: The gay parade line was funny I guess. It was at least good enough to give Quesada the win. 7/10

    Overall: This was a good battle. I wouldn't call it your best work, but it was fun to read, and lots of the lines were both clever and funny. 8/10

    Final Results:
    The Joker: 15/20
    Joe Quesada: 15.5/20

    Total Score: 38.5/50
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    awesome! I mainly played Joe Quesada by the way.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    I didn't have too much homework tonight, so here's a review of Roy49's Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Testa.
    [spoiler:2e0gd81m]Chuck Norris-Round 1: It's funnier at the beginning, then it slows down a bit. My favorite lines are the ovaries line and the line about Norris' hands. 7.5/10

    Chuck Testa-Round 1: Unlike Norris' verse, Testa's best lines are at the end, like the PhD line and the last line. I don't think this was any better or worse than Norris. 7.5/10

    Chuck Norris-Round 2: The last line was nice. The large red font was a nice touch. Not exactly clever, but funny. 7.5/10

    Chuck Testa-Round 2: The lines were all pretty decent. At least decent enough to defeat Chuck Norris. 8/10

    Overall: Some of the lines could have been a bit more clever. I wouldn't call it your best work, but it's certainly a very enjoyable battle. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Chuck Norris: 15/20
    Chuck Testa: 15.5/20
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Here's a review of Spartica4Real's Martin Luther King Jr. vs. Freddy Krueger.
    [spoiler:1h3ncvf8]Freddy Krueger-Round 1: The beginning isn't amazing, but the ending gets a little better. Not much, but better. 7/10

    Martin Luther King Junior-Round 1: This is like the last verse in the sense that it gets better at the end, but this one gets even better at the end. Lots of clever and insulting lines. 8/10

    Freddy Krueger-Round 2: This is an epic verse. The first line and the last line are some of the best of the battle. 8.5/10

    Martin Luther King Junior-Round 2: This is also a nice verse. Not as good as Freddy's second verse, but the Jackie Earl Jones line and the inmates line. 8/10

    Overall: I thought this was a great battle. It's up there with some of your best. Both of the rappers were great. 8.5/10

    Final Results:
    Freddy Krueger: 15.5/20
    Martin Luther King Junior: 16/20

    Total Score: 40/50
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
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    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
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    I'm not reading past the title

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Cool.

    Can you review my Slenderman vs Mr. Fantastic? It's coming out tonight.

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