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Sure.
Is that some sort of story? Up until now, I've only reviewed raps. I think this would be an interesting challenge.
Lifetime of Green
Can't wait to read your review of Santa vs Moses!
"And your nose. Like an unscented emergency candle for when the power goes out." - Strong Bad
It should be out tomorrow, maybe today.
Here's General Gliscor's Edward Cullen vs. Albert Wesker. Next is Moses vs. Santa Claus.
[spoiler:2adczu15]Edward Cullen-Round 1: I don’t like this guy, but he does have some impressive lines in this verse. The last line is probably the best one in the verse. 8/10
Albert Wesker-Round 1: I can imagine him sounding awesome in an actual rap battle for some reason. Still, I actually don’t think this verse has as many good lines as Cullen’s first verse, but it still has some good ones, like the Bella Swan. 7.5/10
Edward Cullen-Round 2: The umbrella line is alright. The other lines aren’t quite as good as that line. 7/10
Albert Wesker-Round 2: This verse wins the battle for Wesker. The last line is awesome, and the earlier line about AIDs isn’t so bad either. 8/10
Overall: This was one of your better battles. I had a lot of fun reading it. The style of the battle was cool too. Well done. 8/10
Final Results:
Edward Cullen: 15/20
Albert Wesker: 15.5/20
Total Score: 38.5/50[/spoiler:2adczu15]
Here's my review of Moses vs. Santa Claus. Next is Uprising's Wikipedia Random Article Battle.
[spoiler:3j3t2uwr]Beat: I think this is a pretty impressive beat. It sounds Christmas-y, yet it’s still very intense sounding. Some parts of the beat are pretty catchy as well. 9/10
Impressions and Costumes: We don’t what any of these guys sound like, but I thought Snoop Lion’s interpretation of Moses was hilarious. The elf costumes aren’t that great. They don’t have knees, I can tell that he’s just standing on his knees. Still, Snoop saves this category. 8/10
Santa Claus-Round 1: The first line is pretty good, but then it weakens a bit until the North Pole line. More weak lines, then the decent list line and a good ending line. 8/10
Moses-Round 1: Unlike Santa’s first verse, this verse is good the whole way through. The best line is the mass line. This verse is close to perfect. 9.5/10
Santa Claus-Round 2: The Elves are alright, but the only really good line they had was the GPS line. Santa’s lines really saved this verse though. 9/10
Moses-Round 2: Snoop references himself at the beginning in a rather clever way. Again, a clever verse the whole way through. Moses may be my new favorite ERB rapper. 9.5/10
Overall: I’m going to miss ERB in the next few months, but this was a great way to say good-bye for a bit. They have a celebrity guest star who does not disappoint, good lines from both sides, just one of my favorite battles. 9/10
Final Results:
Santa Claus: 17/20
Moses: 19/20
Total Score: 62/70[/spoiler:3j3t2uwr]
Lifetime of Green
Yeah! Did you ever give any verses a 10/10?
"And your nose. Like an unscented emergency candle for when the power goes out." - Strong Bad
Yay I'm next. I agree that Moses may be the new best rapper from Season 2.
I think he gave Bonapart's second verse 10/10
(why do I remember that? XD)
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I believe I did. In order for a verse to get a 10, I need literally EVERY line to impress me. So far, Bonaparte's second verse is the only verse to do that.I think he gave Bonapart's second verse 10/10
(why do I remember that? XD)
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