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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

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    Can you reserve a spot for one of my upcoming battles? It'll be out by Thursday or Friday.
    Alright.
    Could you do that for me too? I'm not precisely sure when it'll be out, but probably before my name gets called


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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glikey Wikey
    Can you reserve a spot for one of my upcoming battles? It'll be out by Thursday or Friday.
    Alright.
    Could you do that for me too? I'm not precisely sure when it'll be out, but probably before my name gets called
    OK.

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    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    I don't think I'll be able to do 2 reviews today, unfortunately. Tomorrow, however, I will try to make time for a 2nd review. Here's Lohuydahutt's Santa vs. Chesire Cat. Next is Luigiking3's Inspector Gadget vs. Ace Ventura.
    [spoiler:2vhklrhs]Santa Claus-Round 1: These lines aren’t that clever, but there is some effort. I like the LSD trip line and the last line. 7.5/10

    Cheshire Cat-Round 1: Some of the lines in this verse are a bit awkward. It gets better at the end, but still not as good as Santa. 6.5/10

    Santa Claus-Round 2: The last line he says in this battle is a nice reference. The rest of the lines aren’t as good. 7/10

    Cheshire Cat-Round 2: His first and last lines of the back and forth are pretty good. Not enough to win the battle, but still pretty good. 7.5/10

    Overall: Some of the lines seem a bit awkward and badly worded. But you’re on the right track. Just put a bit more thought and more references into it. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Santa Claus: 14.5/20
    Chesire Cat: 14/20

    Total Score: 35.5/50
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    thanks :P

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by The Batman
    I have a recommendation for you, Sam. To get them done in a shorter amount of time, you should do two to three reviews per day, just so you have less to do and you will have less to do on your plate.
    OK. I'll try to make 2 reviews a day. Some days I might not have time, but when I do, I'll try to get more than 1 a day.
    Cool, thank you. Anyway, when you do my review, can you review the itunes cover as well?

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    [quote=The Batman]
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by "The Batman":3jvl6qoe
    I have a recommendation for you, Sam. To get them done in a shorter amount of time, you should do two to three reviews per day, just so you have less to do and you will have less to do on your plate.
    OK. I'll try to make 2 reviews a day. Some days I might not have time, but when I do, I'll try to get more than 1 a day.
    Cool, thank you. Anyway, when you do my review, can you review the itunes cover as well?[/quote:3jvl6qoe]
    Sure. By the way, I must have gotten a bit confused earlier, did you want me to review your Luke Skywalker vs Chris Griffin battle first or your Batman vs. Walter White first?

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    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Luke one first Samuel. Thanks.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    I will be releasing 2 reviews today. Here is Luigiking3's Inspector Gadget vs. Ace Ventura. Later today will be Luke Skywalker vs. Chris Griffin.
    [spoiler:2hzvq9l3]Inspector Gadget-Round 1: This verse isn’t too amazing, with the exception of the pompadour-headed line. Aside from that line, nothing amazing. 7/10

    Ace Ventura-Round 1: The lines aren’t that funny up until the ending. I do like the forties line a lot though. 7/10

    Inspector Gadget-Round 2: The animals line is pretty good. The last line is funny too, even though I don’t really think it has that much to do with either rapper. 8/10

    Ace Ventura-Round 2: I really like the G2 line. It isn’t quite enough for Ace to win the battle, however. 7.5/10

    Overall: This battle has a few good lines. You have the comedic talent, just try to connect the jokes to information about the rappers. 7/10

    Final Results:
    Inspector Gadget: 15/20
    Ace Ventura: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 36.5/50
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    So excited to see my review.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Here's The Batman's Luke Skywalker vs. Chris Griffin. Tomorrow will be the iTunes cover.
    [spoiler:1zyy5hy8]Chris Griffin: Each of his two verses has one good line. For the first verse, it’s the line about his sister. For the second verse, it’s the fat blonde line. 7.5/10

    Luke Skywalker: Luke’s first verse isn’t that impressive, but I think his next 2 verses have some really good lines. Mostly the ones involving Meg and Lois. 8/10

    Stewie Griffin: Nothing too amazing. I did like the line about his brain though. Not the best verse of the battle, but by no means a bad verse. 7/10

    Darth Vader: The line about him being his father is alright, but could’ve been better. It gets better at the end, but it’s still not as good as some of the earlier verses. 7/10

    Overall: I liked this battle a lot. Some of the lines are, while not all that clever, very funny. I’m glad I read this battle. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Family Guy Team: 14.5/20
    Star Wars Team: 15/20
    Chris Griffin: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
    Luke Skywalker: 8/10 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Stewie Griffin: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
    Darth Vader: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)

    Total Score: 37/50
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    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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