Presidential Reviews

[Funnybone]

Do my Bugs Bunny VS Mickey Mouse

[Samos]

Here's Uprising's Superman vs. Ozzy Osbourne: The Rematch. Next is Erblover98's Santa vs. Scrooge.
[spoiler:2bp9ow03]Superman-Round 1: WOAH. That opener is full of references, which is incredible. The shot in the dark line is also very good. There are some other lines that are funny, but not so clever. Still, a great verse. 8.5/10

Ozzy Osbourne-Round 1: The song references in this verse are pretty good. The rest of the lines aren’t as impressive. 8/10

Superman-Round 2: His back-and forth rhyme isn’t very good, but I really like the last verse. The clock line and the last line are both great. 8.5/10

Ozzy Osbourne-Round 2: The only line of his I liked for the rest of the battle was the Lois Lane line. Superman is the winner by far, in my opinion. 7/10

Overall: This was definitely one of your best battles. The references are awesome and clever, and the jokes are funny. Very good job. 8/10

Final Results:
Superman: 17/20
Ozzy Osbourne: 15/20

Total Score: 40/50[/spoiler:2bp9ow03]

[Uprising]

Thanks! It was in my opinion a 100% improvement over the original, which sucked ass.

[ZeMasked]

Although I'll have to wait, can you review my Wario Bros vs. Weasley Twins, HS? Thanks. :3


[spoiler:2e3usq2g]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ZEMASKEDORY!!

THE WEASLEY TWINS!! (Fred and George)

Vs!
THE WARIO BROTHERS!!(Wario and Waluigi)


BEGIN!!

Wario Brothers:
WAAAAAAH!!
Let's go, your Holeyness! Watching you quenched with fear as we smile ear to ear and deliver sickly rhymes.
Try and Accio a clock for your convenience because it's..... WALUIGI TIME!!
Beating these ex-Beaters so bad, it'll make them finally live up to their Pure-blood status.
And serving fresh Bomb-ombs to destroy ginger Dungbombs with a whack from our lyrical tennis rackets!
Apparate to Diagon Alley, buy a pair of souls and an owl who could rap for you runts.
Our skills are worth gallons of Galleons, you two don't even half the Knuts!
Oi, Waluigi! Quit hogging. It's obvious that failure will be the only thing these Weasels will be snogging.
But hey, wish upon a shooting Starman that you'll get a few 1-ups in your stockings!

Weasley Twins:
The name's Gred, he's Forge. Looks like we're facing deformed Mario clutter.
I'm not quite accurate with Muggle stories but I didn't know Pinnochio had brothers.
Snogging? You both pull out your pirahna plants everytime Birdo walks your way.
Why become thieves when you got so much gold in your nose, just dig deep and BOOM, that's your pay.
Voldy must've summoned these poor Inferi on us, they look quite dead inside.
Dad did say things about Muggles cutting cheese but gee, you must use that gas from your rears to fuel your bikes!
Bloody hell, a quick whiff of Lakitu is your closest chance to see heaven.
Dropping this WaluLoser filth down the pipes like it's MK Seven!

Wario Brothers:
Bleh! I'm starting to puke up pastillies everytime these Weasleys wheeze.
Take a trip on OUR Hogwarts Express but it won't arrive at Hogsmeade!
Both of your Patronuses will take the form of Dry Bones after we're done.
Like we'll Burrow you down with Bullet Bills from our verbal machine guns!
Something those bad Breath Bleeders couldn't do, we'll get rid of both of you for good!
Took an adventure in Ginny's Forbidden Forest AND she sucked on ol' Wario's Woods!

Weasley Brothers:
Cut the shrooms, the only thing that's growing is your stupidity.
Blowing out your fun like the petals of a Daisy.
I'm not quite Touched with your sloppy Smooth Moves, in fact I find it quite Twisted.
We'll see how big both of your egos are after the Dementors have kissed it.
You're comfortable with throwing dice and serving Bowser like house-elves.
But we've also booked you a reservation in Azkaban, go check it out for yourselves!

WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! EDGAR DECIDES!!
AND FOR THY'S CONVENIENCE, HERE'S THE REF GUIDE!!
[spoiler:2e3usq2g]Wario Brothers:
WAAAAAAH!!
Waluigi's infamous catchphrase.
Let's go, your Holeyness! Watching you quenched with fear as we smile ear to ear and deliver sickly rhymes.
George lost his ear(when being chased by Death Eaters) and he called himself "Holey."
Try and Accio a clock for your convenience because it's.....WALUIGI TIME!!
Accio is a spell that summons an object from a distance. And WALUIGI TIME is yet another quote.
Beating these ex-Beaters so bad, it'll make them finally live up to their Pure-blood status.
Fred and George used to be Beaters in the Gryffindor Quidditch Team. Pure-blood means that both of your parents are wizards, which they are.
And serving fresh Bomb-ombs to destroy ginger Dungbombs with a whack from our lyrical tennis rackets!
One of the Wario Bros' most used items are Bomb-ombs. Dungbombs are stink bombs in the wizarding world. And Wario Bros' had roles in Mario Tennis.
Apparate to Diagon Alley, buy a pair of souls and an owl who could rap for you runts.
Diagon Alley is like the shopping center of the wizarding world. And Apparating is basically like teleporting.
Our skills are worth gallons of Galleons, you two don't even half the Knuts!
The Wizarding World's currency is by Knuts, Sickles, and Galleons, with Galleons being the most worth and Knuts the least.
Oi, Waluigi! Quit hogging. It's obvious that failure will be the only thing these Weasels will be snogging.
Snogging is a synonym for making out, used by Harry and his friends.
But hey, wish upon a shooting Starman that you'll get a few 1-ups in your stockings!
This is obvious.

Weasley Twins:
The name's Gred, he's Forge. Looks like we're facing deformed Mario clutter.
Gred and Forge is what Fred an George call themselves sometimes.
I'm not quite accurate with Muggle stories but I didn't know Pinnochio had brothers.
Dem noses.
Snogging? You both pull out your pirahna plants everytime Birdo walks your way.
Is saying that Wario and Waluigi pleasure themselves by....yeah.
Why become thieves when you got so much gold in your nose, just dig deep and BOOM, that's your pay.
Digging for gold=picking your nose. And Wario was a thief in Master of Disguise.
Voldy must've summoned these poor Inferi on us, they look quite dead inside.
Inferi is a possessed corpse to do one's bidding, usually a Dark Wizard's such as Voldemort.
Dad did say things about Muggles cutting cheese but gee, you must use that gas from your rears to fuel your bikes!
Wario's Bike.
Bloody hell, a quick whiff of Lakitu is your closest chance to see heaven.
Lakity rides on a cloud most of the time.
Dropping this WaluLoser filth down the pipes like it's MK Seven!
Waluigi was cut from the roster of Mario Kart Seven due to time restraints.

Wario Brothers:
Bleh! I'm starting to puke up pastillies everytime these Weasleys wheeze.
Fred and George own a joke shop named Weasley's Wizards Wheezes that sell items such as Puking Pastillies.
Take a trip on OUR Hogwarts Express but it won't arrive at Hogsmeade!
Come on....
Both of your Patronuses will take the form of Dry Bones after we're done.
Your patronus will like take a form of an animal. It's hard to explain for me. And Dry Bones are Mario enemies and are basically dead Koopas.
Like we'll Burrow you down with Bullet Bills from our verbal machine guns!
The Burrow is the home of the Weasleys. And Bullet Bills are Mario items/enemies.
Something those bad Breath Bleeders couldn't do, we'll get rid of both of you for good!
Wario is mocking the Death Eaters.
Took an adventure in Ginny's Forbidden Forest AND she sucked on ol' Wario's Woods!
Ginny is Fred and George's sister. Wario's Wood is the name of a game with Wario as the main antagonist. And the Forbidden Forest is a forest near Hogwarts.

Weasley Brothers:
Cut the shrooms, the only thing that's growing is your stupidity.
Mushrooms in the Mario world enlarges you.
Blowing out your fun like the petals of a Daisy.
Daisy is a princes in the Mario universe, which Waluigi has a crush on.
I'm not quite Touched with your sloppy Smooth Moves, in fact I find it quite Twisted.
References to WarioWare games.
Wario Ware: Twisted, Wario Ware: Touched, and Wario Ware: Smooth Moves.
We'll see how big both of your egos are after the Dementors have kissed it.
The Dementors are a species in the wizarding world that can take your soul with The Dementor's Kiss.
You're comfortable with throwing dice and serving Bowser like house-elves.
You have to throw a dye in Mario Party. In Spin-Offs, The Wario Bros are usually on Bowser's side.
But we've also booked you a reservation in Azkaban, go check it out for yourselves!
Azkaban is the prison of the wizarding world.[/spoiler:2e3usq2g][/quote][/spoiler:2e3usq2g]

[Uprising]

Could you review my Run DMC vs Bert and Ernie battle? It's one of my personal favorites.

[Samos]

Although I'll have to wait, can you review my Wario Bros vs. Weasley Twins, HS? Thanks. :3


[spoiler:1dpvat37]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ZEMASKEDORY!!

THE WEASLEY TWINS!! (Fred and George)

Vs!
THE WARIO BROTHERS!!(Wario and Waluigi)


BEGIN!!

Wario Brothers:
WAAAAAAH!!
Let's go, your Holeyness! Watching you quenched with fear as we smile ear to ear and deliver sickly rhymes.
Try and Accio a clock for your convenience because it's..... WALUIGI TIME!!
Beating these ex-Beaters so bad, it'll make them finally live up to their Pure-blood status.
And serving fresh Bomb-ombs to destroy ginger Dungbombs with a whack from our lyrical tennis rackets!
Apparate to Diagon Alley, buy a pair of souls and an owl who could rap for you runts.
Our skills are worth gallons of Galleons, you two don't even half the Knuts!
Oi, Waluigi! Quit hogging. It's obvious that failure will be the only thing these Weasels will be snogging.
But hey, wish upon a shooting Starman that you'll get a few 1-ups in your stockings!

Weasley Twins:
The name's Gred, he's Forge. Looks like we're facing deformed Mario clutter.
I'm not quite accurate with Muggle stories but I didn't know Pinnochio had brothers.
Snogging? You both pull out your pirahna plants everytime Birdo walks your way.
Why become thieves when you got so much gold in your nose, just dig deep and BOOM, that's your pay.
Voldy must've summoned these poor Inferi on us, they look quite dead inside.
Dad did say things about Muggles cutting cheese but gee, you must use that gas from your rears to fuel your bikes!
Bloody hell, a quick whiff of Lakitu is your closest chance to see heaven.
Dropping this WaluLoser filth down the pipes like it's MK Seven!

Wario Brothers:
Bleh! I'm starting to puke up pastillies everytime these Weasleys wheeze.
Take a trip on OUR Hogwarts Express but it won't arrive at Hogsmeade!
Both of your Patronuses will take the form of Dry Bones after we're done.
Like we'll Burrow you down with Bullet Bills from our verbal machine guns!
Something those bad Breath Bleeders couldn't do, we'll get rid of both of you for good!
Took an adventure in Ginny's Forbidden Forest AND she sucked on ol' Wario's Woods!

Weasley Brothers:
Cut the shrooms, the only thing that's growing is your stupidity.
Blowing out your fun like the petals of a Daisy.
I'm not quite Touched with your sloppy Smooth Moves, in fact I find it quite Twisted.
We'll see how big both of your egos are after the Dementors have kissed it.
You're comfortable with throwing dice and serving Bowser like house-elves.
But we've also booked you a reservation in Azkaban, go check it out for yourselves!

WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! EDGAR DECIDES!!
AND FOR THY'S CONVENIENCE, HERE'S THE REF GUIDE!!
[spoiler:1dpvat37]Wario Brothers:
WAAAAAAH!!
Waluigi's infamous catchphrase.
Let's go, your Holeyness! Watching you quenched with fear as we smile ear to ear and deliver sickly rhymes.
George lost his ear(when being chased by Death Eaters) and he called himself "Holey."
Try and Accio a clock for your convenience because it's.....WALUIGI TIME!!
Accio is a spell that summons an object from a distance. And WALUIGI TIME is yet another quote.
Beating these ex-Beaters so bad, it'll make them finally live up to their Pure-blood status.
Fred and George used to be Beaters in the Gryffindor Quidditch Team. Pure-blood means that both of your parents are wizards, which they are.
And serving fresh Bomb-ombs to destroy ginger Dungbombs with a whack from our lyrical tennis rackets!
One of the Wario Bros' most used items are Bomb-ombs. Dungbombs are stink bombs in the wizarding world. And Wario Bros' had roles in Mario Tennis.
Apparate to Diagon Alley, buy a pair of souls and an owl who could rap for you runts.
Diagon Alley is like the shopping center of the wizarding world. And Apparating is basically like teleporting.
Our skills are worth gallons of Galleons, you two don't even half the Knuts!
The Wizarding World's currency is by Knuts, Sickles, and Galleons, with Galleons being the most worth and Knuts the least.
Oi, Waluigi! Quit hogging. It's obvious that failure will be the only thing these Weasels will be snogging.
Snogging is a synonym for making out, used by Harry and his friends.
But hey, wish upon a shooting Starman that you'll get a few 1-ups in your stockings!
This is obvious.

Weasley Twins:
The name's Gred, he's Forge. Looks like we're facing deformed Mario clutter.
Gred and Forge is what Fred an George call themselves sometimes.
I'm not quite accurate with Muggle stories but I didn't know Pinnochio had brothers.
Dem noses.
Snogging? You both pull out your pirahna plants everytime Birdo walks your way.
Is saying that Wario and Waluigi pleasure themselves by....yeah.
Why become thieves when you got so much gold in your nose, just dig deep and BOOM, that's your pay.
Digging for gold=picking your nose. And Wario was a thief in Master of Disguise.
Voldy must've summoned these poor Inferi on us, they look quite dead inside.
Inferi is a possessed corpse to do one's bidding, usually a Dark Wizard's such as Voldemort.
Dad did say things about Muggles cutting cheese but gee, you must use that gas from your rears to fuel your bikes!
Wario's Bike.
Bloody hell, a quick whiff of Lakitu is your closest chance to see heaven.
Lakity rides on a cloud most of the time.
Dropping this WaluLoser filth down the pipes like it's MK Seven!
Waluigi was cut from the roster of Mario Kart Seven due to time restraints.

Wario Brothers:
Bleh! I'm starting to puke up pastillies everytime these Weasleys wheeze.
Fred and George own a joke shop named Weasley's Wizards Wheezes that sell items such as Puking Pastillies.
Take a trip on OUR Hogwarts Express but it won't arrive at Hogsmeade!
Come on....
Both of your Patronuses will take the form of Dry Bones after we're done.
Your patronus will like take a form of an animal. It's hard to explain for me. And Dry Bones are Mario enemies and are basically dead Koopas.
Like we'll Burrow you down with Bullet Bills from our verbal machine guns!
The Burrow is the home of the Weasleys. And Bullet Bills are Mario items/enemies.
Something those bad Breath Bleeders couldn't do, we'll get rid of both of you for good!
Wario is mocking the Death Eaters.
Took an adventure in Ginny's Forbidden Forest AND she sucked on ol' Wario's Woods!
Ginny is Fred and George's sister. Wario's Wood is the name of a game with Wario as the main antagonist. And the Forbidden Forest is a forest near Hogwarts.

Weasley Brothers:
Cut the shrooms, the only thing that's growing is your stupidity.
Mushrooms in the Mario world enlarges you.
Blowing out your fun like the petals of a Daisy.
Daisy is a princes in the Mario universe, which Waluigi has a crush on.
I'm not quite Touched with your sloppy Smooth Moves, in fact I find it quite Twisted.
References to WarioWare games.
Wario Ware: Twisted, Wario Ware: Touched, and Wario Ware: Smooth Moves.
We'll see how big both of your egos are after the Dementors have kissed it.
The Dementors are a species in the wizarding world that can take your soul with The Dementor's Kiss.
You're comfortable with throwing dice and serving Bowser like house-elves.
You have to throw a dye in Mario Party. In Spin-Offs, The Wario Bros are usually on Bowser's side.
But we've also booked you a reservation in Azkaban, go check it out for yourselves!
Azkaban is the prison of the wizarding world.[/spoiler:1dpvat37]

[/spoiler:1dpvat37][quote]

[Sparrowhelper]

Save me a spot for my upcoming battle?

[SuperRapz]

My Xehanort vs Dante battle is finished. Really short, but that makes it easier for you.

[Samos]

My Xehanort vs Dante battle is finished. Really short, but that makes it easier for you.

Do you want me to move it back up?

[SuperRapz]

My Xehanort vs Dante battle is finished. Really short, but that makes it easier for you.

Do you want me to move it back up?

Whatever works.