Presidential Reviews

[Samos]

Yackerz, is your new battle out yet?

[ZombieLicker]

Will you review my Dr. Phil vs Sheldon Cooper battle?

[Faker]

Yackerz, is your new battle out yet?

Whoa, forgot I requested it! XD Yeah. It's Link vs Koga. It's somewhere in the Rap Elimination Game thread.

[Samos]

Here's Erblover98's Santa vs. Scrooge. Next is Link vs. Koga.
[spoiler:3idp4me5]Santa-Round 1: A few of these lines I really do not like, but some of them are actually not bad, like the anti-depressant line. It could be worse. 7/10

Ebenezer Scrooge-Round 1: I thought the P90X line was very funny. Excluding that, not a great verse. 6.5/10

Santa and Elves-Round 2: The first line didn’t make sense, because unless I missed something, Scrooge never said he wasn’t real. I thought the Elves were kind of pointless, because they didn’t make any new arguments or even insult him at all. 5.5/10

Ebenezer Scrooge-Round 2: A weak start, but as the verse goes on, it has some surprisingly very good lines. The surplus population, captain diabetes and wrap lines win the battle for Scrooge. 8.5/10

Overall: Some of the lines are really good, others aren’t. This battle is kind of mixed, but it’s still one of your better battles. 7/10

Final Results:
Santa: 12.5/20
Ebenezer Scrooge: 15/20

Total Score: 34.5/50[/spoiler:3idp4me5]

[Samos]

I'm very sorry for the recent lack of reviews. I'll try to do them more recently. Here's Yackerz's Link vs. Koga. Next is sparrow1's Skrillex vs. Mozart.
[spoiler:2aqtc7p2]Link (Kid): The first verse starts off quite well with the Fuchsia line. The Koffing and Weezing line starts well, but the ending of the line is rather pointless. The verse has some great lines, like the kid line and the Lens of Truth line, then slows down a bit, but still has a great last line. His second verse isn’t as impressive. 8.5/10

Koga: The quote at the beginning works pretty well. The rest of the verse has some good lines, like the Gym floor, dress and alarm clock lines are all good, but it doesn’t beat Kid Link’s first verse. However, his second verse is much funnier. 8/10

Link (Adult): The Master Balls line could have been predictable, but you managed to give it a funny twist. The steel line is also pretty good. The rest of the verse has some good lines, but nothing amazing. 8/10

Janine: The ears line is hilarious. The princess line is a decent reference and the Midna line is also very good. Just not quite enough to win the battle. 8/10

Overall: Definitely one of your best battles. Some lines are really clever, and others are just flat out hilarious. Also, I liked the ending gag with the Song of Time. 8/10

Final Results:
Link: 16.5/20
Koga: 8/10 (equivalent to 16/20)
Janine: 8/10 (equivalent to 16/20)

Total Score: 40.5/50[/spoiler:2aqtc7p2]

[Samos]

Here's sparrow1's Skrillex vs. Mozart. Next is Xehanort vs. Dante.
[spoiler:2yxkxccr]Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart-Round 1: The electronic fart line was funny. I also like the bangerang line and some of the following lines, but most of this verse's second half could be better. 8/10

Skrillex-Round 1: Most of the lines in this verse don't have much to do with either rapper. There are some exceptions though, like the magic flute line. 7/10

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart-Round 2: Some of these lines are hilarious, like the dead line. The last line isn't bad either. 8/10

Ludwig Van Beethoven-Round 2: The summit line is very good, but the way it was worded seemed wrong. I didn't even get the last line at first, but when I looked it up, I thought it was great. 8/10

Overall: I can tell there's a lot of effort being put into this battle. It's got some really good lines, but I think there are a few too many lines that merely insult the other's appearance. It's already very good, but add more references and they could be even better. 8/10

Final Results:
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: 16/20
Skrillex: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
Ludwig Van Beethoven: 8/10 (equivalent to 16/20)

Total Score: 39/50[/spoiler:2yxkxccr]

[Sparrowhelper]

Also for my upcoming review spot it is my adolf hitler vs Darth Vader also YellowNerd wrote the first verse for hitler. And thanks for the awesome review.

[ZombieLicker]

Also for my upcoming review spot it is my adolf hitler vs Darth Vader also YellowNerd wrote the first verse for hitler. And thanks for the awesome review.

Could you review Sparrow1 and my Inspector Gadget and Inspector Clouseau?

[Samos]

Here's SuperRapz's Xehanort vs. Dante. Next is Notorious B.I.G. vs. Flo Rida.
[spoiler:23ikp3lf]Dante: The Ebony and Ivory line is alright. I think the baby's key toy and the green bar lines are even better though. 16/20

Master Xehanort: The demon line was OK, but it could have been better. Aside from that, the only line in this verse I liked was the Sparda and Eva line. 14/20

Overall: It does feel slightly rushed, but that’s not a huge problem. Most of the lines are forgettable, but some are pretty good. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Dante: 16/20
Master Xehanort: 14/20

Overall: 37.5/50[/spoiler:23ikp3lf]

[Samos]

Here's Uprising's Notorious B.I.G. vs. Flo Rida. Next is Plastic vs. Paper.
[spoiler:aco7tvv9]Flo Rida-Round 1: The lines about him being fat are OK. Some of the lines aren’t as creative as others. 7/10

The Notorious B.I.G.-Round 1: This verse really impressed me. The fan line, the Idaho line and multiple other lines are really funny and clever. 9.5/10

Flo Rida-Round 2: I like the song references in this verse. It’s an improvement from his last verse for sure. 8/10

The Notorious B.I.G.-Round 2: More song references this time, and they are once again very clever. It surprises me that the others that commented on your battle thought Flo Rida won, because I think you did a great job with this character. 8.5/10

Overall: This has some of the best lines that you’ve put in any of your battles. I think this is one of the best battles you’ve ever done. Keep it up. 8.5/10

Final Results:
Flo Rida: 15/20
The Notorious B.I.G.: 18/20

Total Score: 41.5/50[/spoiler:aco7tvv9]