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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Are you going to review Gandhi vs MLK?

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Grimes
    Are you going to review Gandhi vs MLK?
    I will. It's on my list, if you want to know when.

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    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

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    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Here's my review of Intellectual and Pop Filter’s verses. Next is Bugs Bunny vs. Mickey Mouse.
    [spoiler:3ji0jni1]Pop Filter: These lines are pretty consistent. It has a strong start, and while none of the lines are extremely impressive, none of them are below average either. 16/20

    Intellectual: These lines are very well thought-out. I can tell you really looked into both of these guys to get their lines, and that’s really good when writing a battle. 15.5/20

    Overall: I’m usually impressed when I see forumers rapping against other forumers, because it seems like there isn’t much material to work with. You guys exceeded my expectations. 8/10

    Total Score: 39.5/50[/spoiler:3ji0jni1]
    Thank you for that! Yeah, I researched a ton on both of them, but I'm afraid I can't put the info into good jokes... Not yet anyway.
    "The greatest mastery is mastery of oneself."-Leonardo Davinci

    This is my intellectual mode, please do not distract me from my thinking processes.

    [spoiler:2e2hf1v9]My theme song:
    [youtube:2e2hf1v9]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9H6-0FiEa4[/youtube:2e2hf1v9][/spoiler:2e2hf1v9]

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Mind reviewing my first diss rap?


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    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    I'm trying to get these done a lot quicker, so here's Funnybone's Bugs Bunny vs. Mickey Mouse. Next is Wario Bros vs. Weasley Twins.
    [spoiler:3hadamodq3f]Mickey Mouse-Round 1: The lines seem pretty rushed and not very clever. The ending is decent, but not a great verse overall. 6.5/10

    Bugs Bunny-Round 1: This is a much better verse. I loves the pixar and Hi Who lines, and the Elmer Fudd line isn’t bad either. 8/10

    Mickey Mouse-Round 2: Some of the lines are bad, but some are really good. The references are really funny at times, but some lines still feel rushed. 8/10

    Bugs Bunny-Round 2: The lines in this verse have lots of potential, but they aren’t executed correctly. It still wins the battle though. 7.5/10

    Overall: Mainly near the beginning, I noticed you were making some jokes that didn’t seem to have any relation to either rapper. I didn’t like that, but otherwise, good job. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Mickey Mouse: 14.5/20
    Bugs Bunny: 15.5/20

    Total Score: 37.5/50
    [/spoiler:3evehdodq3f]
    Last edited by Samos; 10-14-2013 at 02:41 PM.

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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
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    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Here's my review of ZeMasked's Wario Bros vs. Weasley Twins. Next is Martin Luther King Jr. vs. Gandhi.
    [spoiler:1juk719j]The Wario Brothers-Round 1: This verse has many clever references. Some of them don’t really sound right in my head, but that’s a minor complaint. 8/10

    The Weasley Twins-Round 1: The lines in this verse are both hilarious and funny. My favorite lines are the pirahna plants, gold and cutting cheese lines. 9/10

    The Wario Brothers-Round 2: There are more good references, but some of them aren’t as funny as some of the other lines in the battle. However, the last line is awesome. 8/10

    The Weasley Twins-Round 2: Compared to the rest of the battle, this verse isn’t too clever. Except for the WarioWare references, those are really good. 7.5/10

    Overall: I’m not sure what advice to give you, because you really know what you’re doing. This is a great battle, keep it up. 8/10

    Final Results:
    The Wario Brothers: 16/20
    The Weasley Twins: 16.5/20

    Total Score: 40.5/50
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    Last edited by Samos; 10-14-2013 at 02:42 PM.

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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
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    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
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    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Thanks, Hipster(feels good to finally pass the 40 mark after all those 39.5s. Lol )! Can't wait for your Gandhi vs MLK jr review!
    Oh hai. I'm back.


    And improved.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Great review Sam! Can't wait for the review for the new ERB.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    I know it's late, but I really wanted to do this review as soon as possible, so here's my review of Martin Luther King Jr. vs. Gandhi. Next is Run DMC vs. Bert and Ernie.
    [spoiler:3jgqpbdq]Beat: This is a pretty great beat. I’m not sure how they did it, but when it plays during Gandhi’s lines, it fits for Gandhi and when it plays for King, it fits him too. 9/10

    Impressions and Costumes: I love the costumes. As for the impressions, King’s voice is a bit too high, but spot on otherwise. From what I’ve heard from Gandhi, his voice in the battle is way too low. But Gandhi doesn’t have a very well known English voice, so overall, I don’t have that many problems in this category. 8.5/10

    Gandhi-Round 1: This is my least favorite verse of the battle, but it’s still really good. The two lines that really stand out are the Caste system line and the Yoga Fire lines. After that, the lines are mostly better than average, but none of them are spectacular. It’s a great verse either way, but not the best. 8.5/10

    Martin Luther King Jr.-Round 1: My jaw dropped at the No shirt no shoes line, and it remained open for the rest of the verse. It simply does not go 2 lines without something awesome. 9.5/10

    Gandhi-Rounds 2 and 3: This is a step up, but not a huge one. His 2nd verse is really impressive and his last line is hilarious, despite seeming out of place. 9/10

    Martin Luther King Jr.-Round 2: I listened to this verse a few times and realized there is not a single line that isn’t great in it. Therefore, I give my 2nd ever perfect score for a verse. 10/10

    Overall: I was shocked by how incredible this battle was, and how many lines I loved. I honestly think that no other rap battle was ever made this well. 9.5/10

    Final Results:
    Gandhi: 17.5/20
    Martin Luther King Jr.: 19.5/20

    Total Score: 64/70
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    Last edited by Samos; 10-14-2013 at 02:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    I agree with your review like 99.9 percent.

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