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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Perfect score. Making history.

    What was the other perfect score you had again?

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by Uprising
    Perfect score. Making history.

    What was the other perfect score you had again?
    It was Napoleon B's second verse i think.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by ZeMasked
    Quote Originally Posted by Uprising
    Perfect score. Making history.

    What was the other perfect score you had again?
    It was Napoleon B's second verse i think.
    yep :P

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Can you review my EFBoM #3? It will be released very soon. Like today or tommorow.

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    It is Terminator vs Robocop!

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Here's Uprising's Run DMC vs. Bert and Ernie. Next is Sparrowhelper's Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader.
    [spoiler:255j6ole]Run DMC-Round 1: I knew a gay line was coming, and this one was pretty good, but it could’ve had more thought in it. This verse isn’t too clever, but it’s funny at parts. 7.5/10

    Bert and Ernie-Round 1: The 1st half of this verse isn’t that great, but the 2nd half is decent. It’s not an improvement or a step down from Run DMC’s verse. 7.5/10

    Run DMC-Round 2: Another gay joke, which is good, but predictable. The eyebrows line is alright though. 7/10

    Bert and Ernie-Round 2: The best line is the line about CDs. This verse has a great beginning, and while its end isn’t too strong, it’s the best verse of the battle. 8.5/10

    Overall: This battle was decent. Some of the lines seemed kind of pointless and didn’t really contain any jokes, but the jokes that are made work well, for the most part. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Run DMC: 14.5/20
    Bert and Ernie: 16/20

    Total Score: 38/50
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Here's Sparrowhelper's Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader. Next is Dr. Phil vs. Sheldon Cooper.
    [spoiler:1yzvnput]Darth Vader-Round 1: The one nut reference was pretty good. The Ani-conda line puts a twist on what would otherwise be an uncreative line. 7.5/10

    Adolf Hitler-Round 1: This is a long verse, but a good one. The best line is the arm and a leg line, and while the other lines aren’t too clever, but they are funny. 7.5/10

    Darth Vader-Round 2: This verse is really not very impressive. I just found these lines to be really rushed. 6/10

    Adolf Hitler-Round 2: This verse isn’t too great either, but it does have some funny lines. He has way more lines than Vader, and it shows. 7/10

    Overall: Some of the lines are very clever, but the battle seems kind of rushed overall. Make sure every line has some sort of joke or reference, and take as much time as you need, and the battles will succeed. 7/10

    Final Results:
    Darth Vader: 13.5/20
    Adolf Hitler: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 35/50
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Here's Sparrowhelper's Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader. Next is Dr. Phil vs. Sheldon Cooper.
    [spoiler:2ggpfepc]Darth Vader-Round 1: The one nut reference was pretty good. The Ani-conda line puts a twist on what would otherwise be an uncreative line. 7.5/10

    Adolf Hitler-Round 1: This is a long verse, but a good one. The best line is the arm and a leg line, and while the other lines aren’t too clever, but they are funny. 7.5/10

    Darth Vader-Round 2: This verse is really not very impressive. I just found these lines to be really rushed. 6/10

    Adolf Hitler-Round 2: This verse isn’t too great either, but it does have some funny lines. He has way more lines than Vader, and it shows. 7/10

    Overall: Some of the lines are very clever, but the battle seems kind of rushed overall. Make sure every line has some sort of joke or reference, and take as much time as you need, and the battles will succeed. 7/10

    Final Results:
    Darth Vader: 13.5/20
    Adolf Hitler: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 35/50
    [/spoiler:2ggpfepc]
    I agree with the scoring but I do have a question. When you said that twist on the uncreative line did you mean the line was uncreative because the battle was a remake supposed to have similarities.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by Sparrowhelper
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Here's Sparrowhelper's Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader. Next is Dr. Phil vs. Sheldon Cooper.
    [spoiler:1fxz95s2]Darth Vader-Round 1: The one nut reference was pretty good. The Ani-conda line puts a twist on what would otherwise be an uncreative line. 7.5/10

    Adolf Hitler-Round 1: This is a long verse, but a good one. The best line is the arm and a leg line, and while the other lines aren’t too clever, but they are funny. 7.5/10

    Darth Vader-Round 2: This verse is really not very impressive. I just found these lines to be really rushed. 6/10

    Adolf Hitler-Round 2: This verse isn’t too great either, but it does have some funny lines. He has way more lines than Vader, and it shows. 7/10

    Overall: Some of the lines are very clever, but the battle seems kind of rushed overall. Make sure every line has some sort of joke or reference, and take as much time as you need, and the battles will succeed. 7/10

    Final Results:
    Darth Vader: 13.5/20
    Adolf Hitler: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 35/50
    [/spoiler:1fxz95s2]
    I agree with the scoring but I do have a question. When you said that twist on the uncreative line did you mean the line was uncreative because the battle was a remake supposed to have similarities.
    No, what I was saying is that it could have been an uncreative line, but you put a twist on it and made it a good line. It was a compliment.

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    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Sparrowhelper
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Here's Sparrowhelper's Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader. Next is Dr. Phil vs. Sheldon Cooper.
    [spoiler:2u2bvvw1]Darth Vader-Round 1: The one nut reference was pretty good. The Ani-conda line puts a twist on what would otherwise be an uncreative line. 7.5/10

    Adolf Hitler-Round 1: This is a long verse, but a good one. The best line is the arm and a leg line, and while the other lines aren’t too clever, but they are funny. 7.5/10

    Darth Vader-Round 2: This verse is really not very impressive. I just found these lines to be really rushed. 6/10

    Adolf Hitler-Round 2: This verse isn’t too great either, but it does have some funny lines. He has way more lines than Vader, and it shows. 7/10

    Overall: Some of the lines are very clever, but the battle seems kind of rushed overall. Make sure every line has some sort of joke or reference, and take as much time as you need, and the battles will succeed. 7/10

    Final Results:
    Darth Vader: 13.5/20
    Adolf Hitler: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 35/50
    [/spoiler:2u2bvvw1]
    I agree with the scoring but I do have a question. When you said that twist on the uncreative line did you mean the line was uncreative because the battle was a remake supposed to have similarities.
    No, what I was saying is that it could have been an uncreative line, but you put a twist on it and made it a good line. It was a compliment.
    Ah sorry I didn't read it through correct
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