Presidential Reviews

[Samos]

Here's my review of ZombieLicker's Dr. Phil vs. Sheldon Cooper. Next is Inspector Gadget vs. Inspector Clouseau.
[spoiler:b9nflk1l]Dr. Phil: I wasn’t that impressed with any of the lines in his 1st verse, with the exception of the condom line. His 2nd verse isn’t great either, but it at least seems like what he’d say. 13.5/20

Sheldon Cooper: I wasn’t impressed by Leonard, Howard and Raj in the 1st verse, but Sheldon’s lines were funny. His 2nd verse is also pretty funny. 16/20

Dr. Oz: His lines directed towards Phil are funnier than the lines directed towards Sheldon. The lines in this verse are more facts and opinions than jokes. 13/20

Overall: There are some really good lines, but a lot of the lines don’t really make any jokes, they just list facts. Make every line a joke, and not just a point, and your battles will be great. 7/10

Final Results:
Dr. Phil: 13.5/20
Sheldon Cooper: 16/20
Dr. Oz: 13/20

Total Score: 49.5/70[/spoiler:b9nflk1l]

[Batman Heisenberg]

Would you mind reviewing ym EFBoM #4. It will be released in a day or two.

[Samos]

Here's ZombieLicker and Sparrowhelper's Inspector Gadget vs. Inspector Clouseau. Next is DJ Cadence from Club Penguin VS Fat Kid In The Basement On Moshi Monsters.
[spoiler:1ol01mo4]Inspector Clouseau-Round 1: The 1st 3 quarters of this verse isn’t too impressive. It’s the very end where the lines really shine. 7/10

Inspector Gadget-Round 1: I love the French line and the ending. I don’t get the moment of silence, but the rest of the verse isn’t bad. 7.5/10

Inspector Clouseau-Round 2: I can tell this verse took a lot of time and effort. Some of the jokes don’t work too well with me, but still a great verse. 8/10

Inspector Gadget-Round 2: This verse has some great lines, mainly near the end. The last line is absolutely awesome. 8.5/10

Overall: Both of you did a great job in this battle. I was worried when I saw the length of the last verses that it would quantity over quality, but the lines were still great. 8/10

Final Results:
Inspector Clouseau: 15/20
Inspector Gadget: 16/20

Total Score: 39/40[/spoiler:1ol01mo4]

[Sparrowhelper]

Here's ZombieLicker and Sparrowhelper's Inspector Gadget vs. Inspector Clouseau. Next is DJ Cadence from Club Penguin VS Fat Kid In The Basement On Moshi Monsters.
[spoiler:3t1vrjen]Inspector Clouseau-Round 1: The 1st 3 quarters of this verse isn’t too impressive. It’s the very end where the lines really shine. 7/10

Inspector Gadget-Round 1: I love the French line and the ending. I don’t get the moment of silence, but the rest of the verse isn’t bad. 7.5/10

Inspector Clouseau-Round 2: I can tell this verse took a lot of time and effort. Some of the jokes don’t work too well with me, but still a great verse. 8/10

Inspector Gadget-Round 2: This verse has some great lines, mainly near the end. The last line is absolutely awesome. 8.5/10

Overall: Both of you did a great job in this battle. I was worried when I saw the length of the last verses that it would quantity over quality, but the lines were still great. 8/10

Final Results:
Inspector Clouseau: 15/20
Inspector Gadget: 16/20

Total Score: 39/40[/spoiler:3t1vrjen]

This review pleased me.

[ZombieLicker]

Here's ZombieLicker and Sparrowhelper's Inspector Gadget vs. Inspector Clouseau. Next is DJ Cadence from Club Penguin VS Fat Kid In The Basement On Moshi Monsters.
[spoiler:1iu5mbg4]Inspector Clouseau-Round 1: The 1st 3 quarters of this verse isn’t too impressive. It’s the very end where the lines really shine. 7/10

Inspector Gadget-Round 1: I love the French line and the ending. I don’t get the moment of silence, but the rest of the verse isn’t bad. 7.5/10

Inspector Clouseau-Round 2: I can tell this verse took a lot of time and effort. Some of the jokes don’t work too well with me, but still a great verse. 8/10

Inspector Gadget-Round 2: This verse has some great lines, mainly near the end. The last line is absolutely awesome. 8.5/10

Overall: Both of you did a great job in this battle. I was worried when I saw the length of the last verses that it would quantity over quality, but the lines were still great. 8/10

Final Results:
Inspector Clouseau: 15/20
Inspector Gadget: 16/20

Total Score: 39/40[/spoiler:1iu5mbg4]

This review pleased me.

Thank you very much HipsterSamuel :D

[Faker]

Can you review Ranger and I's Jirachi vs Victini?

[Samos]

Here's my review of Rocket, King of Pickles' DJ Cadence from Club Penguin vs. Fat Kid In The Basement On Moshi Monsters. Next is SaneButStrange's First Diss Rap.
[spoiler:wicf7nih]Fat Kid In The Basement On Moshi Monsters: I’m not entirely sure how to judge his lines. I guess they have some references, which are alright. 12.5/20

DJ Cadence from Club Penguin/Ghost Cadence/Giant Cadence: This whole verse is so bad that it’s funny, especially the tree line. The Franky lines are OK too. 14/20

Overall: These are funny, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve seen it done before. It needs something that lets it stand out amongst other ‘’so bad it’s good’‘ battles. 7/10

Final Results:
Fat Kid In The Basement On Moshi Monsters: 12/20
DJ Cadence from Club Penguin/Ghost Cadence/Giant Cadence: 14/20

Total Score: 33.5/50[/spoiler:wicf7nih]

[Sparrowhelper]

Could you review my dr Phil vs Oprah?

[ZombieLicker]

Could you review my Midas vs Medusa?? Pleeease and 'sank you.

[Batman Heisenberg]

The new battle is Betty White vs Superman. And can you add EFBoM #5?