Presidential Reviews

[RBM]

Can you review my Gordon Ramsay vs Ronald McDonald battle please?

[Samos]

Do you mind if I use this format for my reviews I'm gonna do?

No problem, go ahead.

[Batman Heisenberg]

Add EFB #4 to the list prease. It will be VERY special.

[Samos]

Here's my review of Cyclone Warrior's Fix it Felix, Jr. vs. Bob the Builder. Next is Rasputin vs. Joseph Stalin.
[spoiler:1e5gog4q]Fix it Felix, Jr.-Round 1: You definitely captured his personality well, but some lines seem a bit pointless. It does have some good lines though, like the tractor line. 7.5/10

Bob the Builder-Round 1: There are some nice references to the movie in this verse. None of the lines are particularly great, but they’re good enough. 8/10

Wreck-It Ralph-Round 2: The mother line was pretty funny. The rest of the lines are going somewhere, but they seem a bit awkwardly violent. 6.5/10

Bob the Builder-Round 2: I think this was the weakest verse of the battle. There’s an effort, but the jokes are unoriginal and feel rushed. 6/10

Overall: This was alright for a first battle, but the references seem to just state facts instead of make jokes about them. Make sure to try to find funny or threatening things that involve the references instead of separating the jokes from the references. 7/10

Final Results:
Fix it Felix, Jr.: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Bob the Builder: 14/20
Wreck-It Ralph: 6.5/10 (equivalent to 13/20)

Total Score: 35/50[/spoiler:1e5gog4q]

[Katz]

Thanks for the review!

[Funnybone]

Do my John Wayne VS Buffalo Bill

RIGHT HERE:
[spoiler:300iictp]
John Wayne:

I'm up against a war fighter who hunts for a bison.
Grab you by your beard and throw you over the horizon.
You think your a good showman, I'm glad you stopped your wild west.
It may be successful but it looked like a mess.
You can't even fight, You Sneak and Snitch for a kill.
I will destroy you and make you look like a chicken Bill.
You will be much of a failure, Just like your kidney.
You will lose it all, When you rapping with me.

Buffalo Bill:

Let me tell you marion your a problem,
To me your film's are the worstest hit's
I have seen better visuals in girl's showing tits.
Your name end with Wayne, That tell's already your a bad rapper.
Shove your shiny boot's up your large crapper.
I hunt for Bisons, Pfft, You where 2 times forever alone
I don't care through The Quiet Man and Rio Brave your most known
Get your awards out of my face i don't look at shit.
You had a biographer write down your drinking habits.

John Wayne:

Don't mess with me, I'm too good to skip my ad's
You should be DEAD, Like almost every Internet fad.
I'll make you first color like a Shepherd Of The Hills
You joined up with Pawnzee Bill to make that piece of shit Two bills
I'm a commercial sensation, Making marketer's scream for my fame
But for you, Look at you, Clearly there's something wrong in your brain.
I crush Buffalo's with my elbow's, Make them step in a spanking line.
Go f**k another female, You messed up Bovine

Buffalo Bill:

You got replaced by fucking Clint Eastwood
And your middle name got replaced to a more gayer name,
You don't belong in this heat you belong in a bucket full of rain
Your not an american icon, Your a dick to society.
Thank god your my opponent so i can let out my anxiety.
I have a medal of honor, I enlisted in the U.S Army.
Your like the cowboy lad version of Barbie.
I have my name in a sport's team, You have your's up your anus.
I'm enthusiastic and funny while your bland and plainness.[/spoiler:300iictp]


Just a little suggestion for your reviews, If a battle comes with a battle cover can you review them as well?

[The Gal from the Mary Land]

Could you Possibly do my Edgar Allan Poe vs Stan Lee?


Here it is in Spoilers

[spoiler:3e2x83jx]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


STAN LEE!
VS
EDGAR ALLAN POE



BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stan Lee:

I am the Incredibly Fantastic Mr. Stan Lee
With great pen work, comes great responsibility
I'm a superhuman! Made people Superheroes!
I made Universes! What can you show Poe?
Nothing! Ha! 'Nuff said, Excelsior!
I don't even need to kick your ass myself!
I got a fellow named Steve Rogers, why should I bother?
This old dead fool thinks he can mess with me, Try Me.
I'm a big star! You're just a writer and an editor
I'll give you a tall tell-tale about how you plundered down!
For the best writer, I deserve this fucking crown!

Edgar Allan Poe:

Well Well, what do we have here?
Ive just jotted down my Master Plan
What's that Lee? don't cry, You make fat nerd's on computers so glad
Egads, Gonads, So Sad.
They cheer with Glee. Ill Slice Your Books in the Nuts and Make them Bleed Profusely!
You Served in the Army, but you Never Served a Day in the Frontlines, Scared. Are You?
I write real literarture! You write Whack ass Sunday Comic Strips
That I read with my Morning Coffee. Bite Me!
Im The World's Greatest Poet, my writings will live throughout the Ages
You'r Only Famous for Pedophiles in Tights on your Colorful Pages!

Stan Lee:
Oh, You're still here, How dare you spit back
Manners, Skills, Traits, Those things are all you lack
I'll make a human torch out of you and your books
Not only do I have more talent, But I have better looks.
Ill Sling a Web Like Peter, and Crush You like the Hulk
And You'll Find all the Common Folk, Can Kick your Ass.
Cause No one knows How you Died. So It's time to play the Bass.
Ive got Raps So Hot, They'll Bake a Chocolate Cake
I'll make a murder with your ravens and stab you with a rake
Then make the thing grab you and pull you under a lake!

Edgar Allan Poe:

Is That all you Got?, Well let me drop ya a hint.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary
How a gay washed up joke crys all sleek and teary
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gentile freak in tights rapping, rapping at Edgar's chamber door.
Your a Marveleous Joke, your lame, Stan Lee ain't even your real name!
My Books are Fantastic Four Times Better then Yours.
Your Are Most Likely Just A Whore...
Ill Slice and DC* your Raps like the heater in my Air Conditioner,
That we shall prove this ebony bird is not a superhero, he's a superzero
Quoth the Raven "Nevermore.", He Will Forever be a Bore.
So Stan Lee, I proclaim this on this day!
That You will just forever be a footnote of History!



WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!


EPPPPPPPPPPPIC *Sounds of Superheros Battling* Rap Battles of History !!! *Raven caw*[/spoiler:3e2x83jx]

[Katz]

Wuh voo Dis? viewtopic.php?f=7&t=11798&p=311684#p311714

[Samos]

Do my John Wayne VS Buffalo Bill

RIGHT HERE:
[spoiler:3a3ctrn3]
John Wayne:

I'm up against a war fighter who hunts for a bison.
Grab you by your beard and throw you over the horizon.
You think your a good showman, I'm glad you stopped your wild west.
It may be successful but it looked like a mess.
You can't even fight, You Sneak and Snitch for a kill.
I will destroy you and make you look like a chicken Bill.
You will be much of a failure, Just like your kidney.
You will lose it all, When you rapping with me.

Buffalo Bill:

Let me tell you marion your a problem,
To me your film's are the worstest hit's
I have seen better visuals in girl's showing tits.
Your name end with Wayne, That tell's already your a bad rapper.
Shove your shiny boot's up your large crapper.
I hunt for Bisons, Pfft, You where 2 times forever alone
I don't care through The Quiet Man and Rio Brave your most known
Get your awards out of my face i don't look at shit.
You had a biographer write down your drinking habits.

John Wayne:

Don't mess with me, I'm too good to skip my ad's
You should be DEAD, Like almost every Internet fad.
I'll make you first color like a Shepherd Of The Hills
You joined up with Pawnzee Bill to make that piece of shit Two bills
I'm a commercial sensation, Making marketer's scream for my fame
But for you, Look at you, Clearly there's something wrong in your brain.
I crush Buffalo's with my elbow's, Make them step in a spanking line.
Go f**k another female, You messed up Bovine

Buffalo Bill:

You got replaced by fucking Clint Eastwood
And your middle name got replaced to a more gayer name,
You don't belong in this heat you belong in a bucket full of rain
Your not an american icon, Your a dick to society.
Thank god your my opponent so i can let out my anxiety.
I have a medal of honor, I enlisted in the U.S Army.
Your like the cowboy lad version of Barbie.
I have my name in a sport's team, You have your's up your anus.
I'm enthusiastic and funny while your bland and plainness.[/spoiler:3a3ctrn3]


Just a little suggestion for your reviews, If a battle comes with a battle cover can you review them as well?

If they ask me to review the covers, then sure.

[Samos]

I'm starting these reviews up again, starting with Rasputin vs. Joseph Stalin. Next is Tesla vs. Zeus.
[spoilerlzldzg1]Beat: Most of the beat is really intense, but not very catchy, while Gorbachev’s beat is the opposite catchy but not intense. Together, they make a nice balance. 9/10

Impressions and Costumes: Surprisingly, Stalin, Lenin and Gorbachev all have fairly accurate voices. Putin’s voice isn’t very accurate, but his voice isn’t very well known anyway. The costumes for everyone except Rasputin and Putin are really good. Rasputin’s beard is too straight (it should be more fuzzy), and Putin is really well known for being shirtless wearing a hat (though it does fit the personality given to him in the video). 9/10

Rasputin: I think Rasputin was the weakest of the battle, mainly because a lot of his lines weren't jokes, but facts and opinions, like the disgrace line and the superpower line. He does have some pretty good lines, like the ‘’how many dictators’‘ line and the last few lines. 7/10

Joseph Stalin: Stalin has some really harsh and powerful lines, but some of them aren’t too clever. The pierogi line is awesome, because it’s funny and harsh at the same time, and I also enjoyed his soul line and the picture line. 8.5/10

Vladmir Lenin: Thanks to Conjurer Of Cheap Tricks, I get the hip hop chowder line now. Anyway, Lenin’s lines against Rasputin are OK, but his lines against Stalin were nice, especially the right hand man line, even though it technically didn’t rhyme. 7.5/10

Mikhail Gorbachev: Gorbachev is extremely out of place, but also extremely funny. Just everything about him is hilarious, from his dances to his puns to the Baryshnikov cameo. 9/10

Vladmir Putin: I think Putin is underrated in this battle, because I genuinely thought he had some funny lines, like the borsch line. The lines aren’t fantastic, but they’re consistent, at least in my opinion. 8/10

Overall: This wasn’t my absolute favorite battle, but it was still very well made. It has sort of an abrupt ending for a season finale, but I think it was overall worthy of being the season finale. 8.5/10

Final Results:
Rasputin: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
Joseph Stalin: 8.5/10 (equivalent to 17/20)
Vladmir Lenin: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Mikhail Gorbachev: 9/10 (equivalent to 18/20)
Vladmir Putin: 8/10 (equivalent to 16/20)

Total Score: 66.5/80 (equivalent to 58/70)[/spoilerlzldzg1]