Presidential Reviews

[Samos]

Here's my review of FoolMeNever's Arisen vs. Dovahkiin. Next is Casanova vs. Larry Laffer.

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Dovahkiin-Round 1: The 2 best lines in this verse are the Skooma line and the slaughterfish line. Most of the other lines are OK, but those 2 lines are above the others. 8/10

Arisen-Round 1: A very funny, clever and just overall great verse. Pretty much every line is a reference, and they all are clever and help make some really good points. 9/10

Dovahkiin-Round 2: I usually like lines similar to the Dwarven Warhammer line, and this one is no exception. The last line is pretty complicated, but clever, nonetheless. 8.5/10

Pawn-Round 2: This is a clever idea for a verse, and I think it’s executed extremely well. The quotes work very well in delivering some nice disses, especially the last one. 8.5/10

Overall: This battle was nothing below fantastic. It has great references, great jokes, no bad verses, it’s honestly one of the best fan made battles I’ve ever read, so well done. 8.5/10

Final Results:
Dovahkiin: 16.5/20
Arisen and Pawn: 17/20

Total Score: 42.5/50

[Dion]

Review all rap battles in the first TDFE challenge REDUX.

[Uprising]

Review all rap battles in the first TDFE challenge REDUX.

Leave it to Dion to have a good idea.

[Samos]

Here's my review of Kubby's Casanova vs. Larry Laffer. Next is Bear Grylls vs. Walter Payton.

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Giacomo Casanova-Round 1: I had to look up what most of the lyrics meant in this verse, because I’ve never played a Larry Laffer game. The lyrics are good, but they’re a bit too complex. 8/10

Larry Laffer-Round 1: These lines are better, because they’re simple, even for someone who doesn’t know that much about Casanova, like myself. However, their simplicity doesn’t make them any less clever or funny. 8.5/10

Giacomo Casanova-Round 2: This verse isn’t that impressive until the second half of the verse. The last line in particular is one of the best lines in the entire battle. 7.5/10

Larry Laffer-Round 2: I liked the town line and the underaged girl line. There’s not much else I can think to say about this verse, it’s alright, but it's nothing too great. 7.5/10

Overall: I liked this battle a lot, but I probably would’ve liked it better if I knew more about Larry Laffer. The references might go above some people’s heads, but that doesn’t mean they’re not clever. 8/10

Final Results:
Giacomo Casanova: 15.5/20
Larry Laffer: 16/20

Total Score: 39.5/50

[Samos]

Here's my review of Uprising's Bear Grylls vs. Walter Payton. Next is Reptar vs. Spartica4Real.

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Bear Grylls-Round 1: The 2 lines that really stand out amongst the rest are the IR line and the helmet line. There are some other pretty good lines in random places in the verse. 8/10

Walter Payton-Round 1: I really like the line about his show being cancelled and the line about climbing trees. I feel like the piss line could’ve been better though. 7.5/10

Bear Grylls-Round 2: The survive line is decent. The rest of the lines seem like they could be making some sort of good joke, but they don’t really stand out that much. 7/10

Walter Payton-Round 2: I like the surviving puns in this battle, and the one in this verse is pretty good. The rest of the lines aren’t quite enough to give him the win. 7/10

Overall: I wouldn’t call it your best battle, but it’s still a lot better than most battles on the site. It’s just a bit lacking in jokes, but it still has some good references. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Bear Grylls: 15/20
Walter Payton: 14.5/20

Total Score: 37/50

[BBGUN]

Can you review my dance battles a review
You can tell me what to imporve

[Samos]

Here's my review of Reptar vs. Spartica4Real. Next is LAWLzoR vs. Top-Hattington. Also, just so you guys know, I'm only going to review the TDFE battles if one of the people in the battle asks me personally. I don't want to be reviewing things without the writers knowing.

Spoiler: 

Spartica4Real-Round 1: The best line of the battle is the first line. Nothing else in the verse matches it, but there are some OK lines, like the Larry Flatter line and the following one. 7.5/10

Reptar-Round 1: The first line doesn’t really have a point, since it’s not an insult or a boast, but it’s certainly funny. The girlfriend line, while obvious is still funny and the references to other forumers work well. 8/10

Spartica4Real-Round 2: The first and last line are both some of the best lines in the entire battle. Neither of the lines in the middle are that clever though, but the good lines are definitely enough to save this verse. 8.5/10

Reptar-Round 2: The only decent line in this verse is the last line. Aside from that, the lines don’t really make any references or clever jokes, so I would call it the worst verse of the battle. 7/10

Overall: I legitimately had a very fun time reading and reviewing this battle. The personalities are pretty spot on, the references are great, the jokes are all funny, I just think this battle is very well done all around. 8/10

Final Results:
Spartica4Real: 16/20
Reptar: 15.5/20

Total Score: 39/50

[Uprising]

I'd like to request that me vs Brad from TDFE be reviewed for sure.

[Poles]

I'm fine with the TDFE battle between Beastness and I being reviewed.

[Samos]

Here's my review of Uprising's LAWLzoR vs. Top-Hattington. Next is Flareon vs. BBGUN.

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LAWLzoR-Round 1: The first 2 lines are both pretty nice, and from what I understand of the MLP line, it’s pretty good (I know nothing of the show though). None of the lines are really that great or clever, but they’re decent. 8/10

Top-Hattington-Round 1: The verse has only one or 2 above average lines. The rest of the lines make references, but some of them fail to make jokes about the references and they just feel pointless. 7/10

LAWLzoR-Round 2: 3 of the lines in this verse aren’t really jokes, but the last line is a pretty good one. That’s really all there is to say about this verse. 7.5/10

Cool-The-Renegade-Round 2: This verse is kind of like Top-Hattington’s verse in the way that it makes a huge amount of references, but most of them seem to not really make any jokes, just mention them and use generic insults. That being said, it has a nice ‘’flow’‘ for a FMERB. 7.5/10

Overall: I can’t help but feel that this battle is a bit rushed, since it doesn’t have too many clever jokes. It has a few decent lines, and I'm glad I read it, but I definitely think you guys work better in a group writing these. 7.5/10

Final Results:
LAWLzoR: 15.5/20
Top-Hattington: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
Cool-The-Renegade: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)

Total Score: 37.5/50