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  1. #871
    Do you think you can save a spot for GoB and I? GoB and I have an upcoming rap battle that will be out within the next few days.
    Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.

  2. #872
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz View Post
    Do you think you can save a spot for GoB and I? GoB and I have an upcoming rap battle that will be out within the next few days.
    It's out now. Can you review our Pit vs Percy Jackson battle?
    Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.

  3. #873
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    Can you review the first and second ERBOF finales?
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    If you wanna put me in a fic or something, you may! Just let me know so I can read it when it comes out

    Hi, im Chris! I also go by Umbreon, Jira, Jirachi, and Mimikyu :3

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    Here's my review of Dion vs. SaneButStrange. Next is Uprising vs. Brad.

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    SaneButStrange-Round 1: Most of the good lines in this verse talk more about Sane than they do about Dion, such as the license line and the hatred line. The lines about Dion arenít as clever, with an exception of the last line. 8.5/10

    Dion-Round 1: I havenít seen Dion rap that often, which is why I was pleasantly surprised by how good the lines in this verse were. It slows down at the end, but the first 3/4s of this verse are some of the best lines Iíve seen in a fan made battle. 9/10

    SaneButStrange-Round 2: It took me a few seconds to get the Skywalker line, but when I fugred it out, I thought it was pretty decent. Iíd say thatís probably the only really good line in this verse though. 7/10

    Dion-Round 2: This verse is just a step behind Dionís last verse. The best line in the verse is the sane line, but the line that follows about Havok is also a pretty good line. 8.5/10

    Overall: This was probably the best of the TDFE battles, as both sides were very good and it was also a bit longer than most of the other battles. Stuff like this is the reason I was looking forward to the challenge. 8.5/10

    Final Results:
    SaneButStrange: 15.5/20
    Dion: 17.5/20

    Total Score: 41.5/50


    Due to The Fourth Gunnut's request, I shall now try to provide a link to every battle I review. http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post329500

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    Things on here I found funny:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel View Post
    Here's my review of Dion vs. SaneButStrange. Next is Uprising vs. Brad.

    Spoiler: 
    SaneButStrange-Round 1: Most of the good lines in this verse talk more about Sane than they do about Dion, such as the license line and the hatred line. The lines about Dion aren’t as clever, with an exception of the last line. 8.5/10

    Dion-Round 1: I haven’t seen Dion rap that often, which is why I was pleasantly surprised by how good the lines in this verse were. It slows down at the end, but the first 3/4s of this verse are some of the best lines I’ve seen in a fan made battle. 9/10

    SaneButStrange-Round 2: It took me a few seconds to get the Skywalker line, but when I fugred it out, I thought it was pretty decent. I’d say that’s probably the only really good line in this verse though. 7/10

    Dion-Round 2: This verse is just a step behind Dion’s last verse. The best line in the verse is the sane line, but the line that follows about Havok is also a pretty good line. 8.5/10

    Overall: This was probably the best of the TDFE battles, as both sides were very good and it was also a bit longer than most of the other battles. Stuff like this is the reason I was looking forward to the challenge. 8.5/10

    Final Results:
    SaneButStrange: 15.5/20
    Dion: 17.5/20

    Total Score: 41.5/50


    Due to The Fourth Gunnut's request, I shall now try to provide a link to every battle I review. http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post329500
    thx Sam of Heroes
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    Here's my review of Uprising vs. Brad. Next is Beastness vs. PolarBore.
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    Brad-Round 1: The vocabulary line is a pretty nice line, and so is the line that follows it. I was a bit disappointed by the Wisconsin line, because there are so many jokes you could’ve made about it, and that one wasn’t as good as it could’ve been. 8/10

    Uprising-Round 1: The sig line is nice, just like the sig joke Brad made. My main problem with this verse is a problem that lots of forumer battles have, there are a lot of lines that seems unrelated to either rapper. 7/10

    Brad-Round 2: This verse isn’t that good, that is, until the last line. Sure, it’s not as clever as it could’ve been, but it is a really brutal insult, and it saves the battle for Brad in my opinion. 7.5/10

    Uprising-Round 2: The only good line in this verse is the Breaking Bad line, but that’s OK, because of the ‘’flow’‘. Flow is pretty difficult to pull off in writing, but if you can make it so that readers instantly hear the flow in their head and they’re impressed, then you’ve done well. 7.5/10

    Overall: This battle was kind of in the middle in terms of ranking the TDFE challenge 1 battles. It had a lot of lines that didn’t have a relation to either rapper, but at the same time, it does have some very impressive lines. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Brad: 15.5/20
    Uprising: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 37.5/50


    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post329500
    Last edited by Samos; 08-24-2013 at 03:41 PM.

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    Things on here I found funny:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel View Post
    Here's my review of Uprising vs. Brad. Next is Beastness vs. PolarBore.
    Spoiler: 
    Brad-Round 1: The vocabulary line is a pretty nice line, and so is the line that follows it. I was a bit disappointed by the Wisconsin line, because there are so many jokes you could’ve made about it, and that one wasn’t as good as it could’ve been. 8/10

    Uprising-Round 1: The sig line is nice, just like the sig joke Brad made. My main problem with this verse is a problem that lots of forumer battles have, there are a lot of lines that seems unrelated to either rapper. 7/10

    Brad-Round 2: This verse isn’t that good, that is, until the last line. Sure, it’s not as clever as it could’ve been, but it is a really brutal insult, and it saves the battle for Brad in my opinion. 7.5/10

    Uprising-Round 2: The only good line in this verse is the Breaking Bad line, but that’s OK, because of the ‘’flow’‘. Flow is pretty difficult to pull off in writing, but if you can make it so that readers instantly hear the flow in their head and they’re impressed, then you’ve done well. 7.5/10

    Overall: This battle was kind of in the middle in terms of ranking the TDFE challenge 1 battles. It had a lot of lines that didn’t have a relation to either rapper, but at the same time, it does have some very impressive lines. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Brad: 15.5/20
    Uprising: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 37.5/50
    i can ahz link? :3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ďAdonisĒ
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    HeroSamuel reviews

    I'm requesting my Grumpy Cat VS Garfield battle

    The battle is in the spoiler...


    Spoiler: 
    Grumpy Cat:

    I find your show un-amusing, your to lazy to fight.
    Your just another feline who licks his own shite.
    You like to annoy the hec out of humans, make un-needed remarks.
    At least i'm just a taken image who doesn't even need to talk
    I'm used on memes around on different backdrops people find me clever.
    So great Lolcats is now fucking me forever.
    Your mouth is full of shit, I can address you as a phonie.
    I will be handing your arse, that's if it wasn't having anal with Odie.

    Garfield:

    Wipe that moody face, You drama queen clown.
    Before i hand it back at ya and send your ratings all right down.
    How can you fight a fat cat, who's still got the amazing moves.
    With my flawless victory's so high i dont need you to approve.
    I got a fucking awesome owner and his name starts with John.
    When it comes down to you and me, The rap switch is flicked to on.
    Purr the hell away, Before I start scratching a defeat.
    You can only sit there in picture form, How do we know if you can land on 2 feet?

    Grumpy Cat:

    I detect bullshit leaking, my rhymes will perfectly harm ya.
    You only get satisfaction when you smell the smell of lasagna.
    I make a whole profit, Cat pictures with me is next to girls with boobies.
    All you got is a litter box and 2 unsuccessful movies.
    I'm no bad cat, all i do is talk what i speak.
    Give it all up, your cat days are nearly at there peak.
    I spit on your image from my image, I'm more better because i'm more wise.
    People call you lazy because you don't do any damn exercise.

    Garfield:

    I have printed all your images and burnt every last copy.
    By the end off this I'll make you be regrettin sorry.
    You came after me, I was the original beast.
    You can show some respect for me at least.
    Held a Guinness world record of a syndicated comic strip.
    Too bad ass i could eat a whole can of cat-nip.
    You beating me? Like that will ever happen?
    I could take a single person on like i did to Happy Chapman...

  9. #879
    Can you review this as well when you get the chance?

    Spoiler: 

    (Also, since this was originally a You vs the Person Above battle, this is EDX's verse that my first verse in this battle was a reply to, don't review this one: )

    Spoiler: 
    *A strong fog suddenly covers everything. Out of nowhere, a black silhouette rises. The fog slowly clears, revealing.. me*

    "....I'm back"

    Epic Doctor X:
    The Doctor's back in the house, cover your ears and eyes, bitches!
    I'll leave you people brutally mauled and viciously beaten to death in the ditches!
    I return to this rap arena loaded with more anger than Hitlah!
    Call me a lyrical butcher, one more word, and I'll split ya!
    What the fuck, The Steam Punk? Your "Steam" stunk, stop the flapping!
    Born in the wrong century? Hell yeah, judging by your rapping!
    I'll leave you with that, so I can snap some more necks,
    Thank you for your time, Best Regards, EDX.


    (And this is what I want reviewed.)

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PERSONAL INTEREST!!!!
    EPIC DOCTOR X!
    VS!!
    MEEEEEEWWW!
    BEGIN!!

    Mew:
    Dude, your hubby's a Brad Wolf. At least I can keep my bitch tamed!
    Quit with the drama, this ain't theatre. No special effect's with my rapping flame.
    You call yourself a lyrical butcher, but all of us really know what that means.
    You beat your meat raw before serving it to your parents and siblings!
    "You're back? I didn't even notice you left" is what all these unoriginals would say,
    but I hate to lie to a doctor, so I admit once you were gone I started to celebrate!
    Back when this cheap site had a plain black layout, you were Rob's ERB cartel.
    Snooping around behind the scenes, getting your 'fill' of Epic Rap Battle personnel.
    I guess to be a Swedish doc you need to play a glitchy bitchy Tupac, to get your doctorate.
    Now when the forum thinks of an outcast, they'll think of you, Mr. 'Epic' Doctor X!

    Epic Doctor X:
    Are you kidding me? Just after a few hours has passed,
    A wild asshole appears and tries to shove lies up my ass!
    Why drag Brad into this? I mean, I'm married to a predator,
    While all you have is a cat.. Wouldn't call that a competitor.
    I played a glitchy Tupac, but what the hell are you known for?
    Changing your name so much no one knows who you are anymore?
    You've got nothing against me, write down that in your pokť-dex,
    Thank you for your time, Best Regards, EDX.

    Mew:
    I'll disregard your regards, better be on your guard, EN GARDE!
    I'll scalpel you into MY territory, and rip ya apart like Fake Pokemon cards.
    You'll need a doctor, Doctor, because I'm playing a Player.
    Get your gas mask ready cuz my dis spits venomous vapor!
    At least I embrace change, while you're in a cardboard box begging for more.
    You've jacked off so much, even Brad has a pussy bluer than yours!
    You're Sweden's #1 talentless psycho, even when we put you next to Pewds.
    And I've scorched Caterpie with more bite than you!

    Epic Doctor X:
    Are you actually trying to beat the Doctor X with word playin'?
    That's the style I used that left Steam Punk abused, so start prayin'!
    When we're through, Mew, you will be lying 6 feet deeper down,
    I'm subconsciously beatin' your ass, call me Lavender Town!
    You think you're greater than me, well I'm about to make it awkward,
    You left Cleverbot confused - using the line of a doctor!
    Don't even to beat me with another verse, you'll never succeed.
    Just show me the white flag, bitch - You got beaten by a swede.

    WHO WON!?
    PROBABLY WON'T BE ONE NEXT!
    SO NO ONE DECIDES!
    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PERSONAL INTEREST!!!!
    Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.

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    Here's my review of PolarBore vs. Beastness. Next is The Fourth Gunnut and 3 vs. Pool and Lawl.
    Spoiler: 
    Beastness-Round 1: There are 2 pretty good lines near the beginning, the redux line and the party line. The rest of the verse isn’t too impressive, and the references aren’t all that clever. 7.5/10

    PolarBore-Round 1: This verse focuses more on really insulting lines than really clever lines, which is OK, it works. The MaryDoodles line is good, the line that follows is OK and the last line is good. 8/10

    Beastness-Round 2: The only really decent line is the last line, and even that isn’t as good as it could be. I would say this verse is worse than the first verse of the battle, but not by too much. 7/10

    PolarBore-Round 2: The Grown Ups 2 line is pretty nice, the Spartica line is OK and the last line, while good, seems a bit unrelated to either rapper. This is just enough to give UnicornKevin the win. 7.5/10

    Overall: It seems like this battle wasn’t really as long as any of the other TDFE battles, and I’m not sure why. It definitely wasn’t the best of the TDFE battles, but it was still a fun battle to read. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Beastness: 14.5/20
    PolarBore: 15.5/20

    Total Score: 37.5/50

    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post329500

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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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