Beat: I hope you don't mind if I just glance upon these, as there are a lot of them. The first beat is good, second beat sounds too similar to just the normal theme, third beat starts weak but picks up, fourth beat is a bit boring, fifth beat is great, sixth beat is a bit boring, seventh beat has good parts, eighth beat is great but not very spooky, ninth beat is a great remix, last beat doesn't really stand out that much. 7.5/10
Freddy Krueger: I'm just going to judge each rapper individually out of 5. Freddy's first verse starts off in a pretty generic way just stating some catch phrases, but around the wet dreams line, it picks up and gets a lot better. The second verse's Elm Street line and head line are both pretty good. All in all, Freddy was pretty good, even though there were some lines I didn't like from his verses. 4/5
Mrs. Voorhees: This verse is a bit lacking in actual disses. Most of these lines are just catch phrases and filler lines. The end of the verse is OK, but even that's not very clever. Probably the weakest in the battle if you're asking me. 3/5
Jason Voorhees: This verse actually has a really good flow, especially around the machete line. A lot of the threats are pretty generic, but it also has some pretty funny lines, like the Mr. Rogers line and the bedwetter line, so this verse is pretty well balanced overall. 4/5
Michael Myers: I'm not sure if it's just the flow, but it seems like the verse is kind of weak before the flow speeds up and really good after it speeds up. The best part is when he goes Lenin/Lincoln on them and takes turns directly dissing each, which is where the really funny lines come in. 3.5/5
Leatherface: The threats in this verse are really creepy and really nice, which is good for a Halloween battle. Aside from a few weak lines at the beginning, this might be my second favorite verse of the whole battle, just because of the nice references, good puns and creepy threats. 4/5
Pyramid Head: The shape line is the only really good stand out line in this verse. The Bill Cosby sweater line seems a bit recycled from Jason's verse and the other lines aren't that clever and are a bit generic for my tastes, so this verse is one of the weaker ones to me. 3.5/5
Norman Bates: This is my favorite verse of the battle, personally. The silent line is pretty good, the movie quote lines are pretty clever, and also his lines just seem really creepy, especially the mother lines, which really helps add personality to the battle. 4.5/5
Jigsaw: Most of this verse is just generic platitude lines, and there aren't even that many disses either. The kitchen knife incisions line is where the verse picks up. The Norma line is pretty good and the fatality line is a nice threat too. Not enough to completely salvage the verse, but it's still a nice ending. 3.5/5
Chucky: Pretty consistent verse all the way through, with no real long stretches without good lines. I think the line where he lists all the ways he's been almost killed is pretty unique and makes some nice points, even though the end of the verse is a bit lackluster. 4/5
Luban the Leprechaun: I like the first line, the buckled shoe line, the luck line and the last line is a pretty good set up for the next verse, even though it's not that good as a stand alone line. One of the better verses in this battle to me. 4/5
Regan Macneil: There are a lot of hell puns in this verse, and anyone who's read my reviews for a long time knows how much I like puns. There are also some pretty good points made in this verse, and my only complaint is that the jokes don't have too much variety. 4/5
Pinhead: This verse seems a bit mix-matched for me. It disses some of the guys in this battle, but not all of them, and it seems like the last person in a battle royale should either focus more on themselves (like Putin) or diss everyone, like most fanmades have done. Mixing them seems a bit disorganized to me. But that being said, the verse still has some pretty funny and clever lines. 3.5/5
Overall: Battle royales are tricky battles to write sometimes, with lots of different paths you can take and lots of decisions you have to make. I think you handled most of it really well. None of the verses are extremely below average, and there is a wide variety of nice disses, as well as a nice creepiness factor. I can tell you put a lot of effort into it and I think it paid off well. 8.5/10
Freddy Krueger's Best Line: Step aside while I commit some verbal slaughter.
Freddy Krueger's Worst Line: You freak of the forest, you'll never get laid!
Mrs. Voorhees' Best Line: Prepare to face the meanest mom you've ever known.
Mrs. Voorhees' Worst Line: It was the counselor's fault that he couldn't swim!
Jason Voorhees' Best Line: You're a crispy Mr. Rogers in a f*cking Christmas sweater!
Jason Voorhees' Worst Line: You pissed me off, b*tch! Prepare for some violence!
Michael Myers' Best Line: You're hot sh*t now 'cause you just got burned.
Michael Myers' Worst Line: It's time to use my thoughts to tear you both a new ass.
Leatherface's Best Line: Freddy, it's time that I put you to sleep.
Leatherface's Worst Line: Next time don't make fun of my family.
Pyramid Head's Best Line: ''The Shape'' is out of shape and Jason's no better.
Pyramid Head's Worst Line: Your stories have been overused so you can all just shut it.
Norman Bates' Best Line: How about a nice shower so I can put my problems down the drain?
Norman Bates' Worst Line: I'll go Psycho on you all and I'll start a f*cking riot.
Jigsaw's Best Line: I have power stronger than a few kitchen knife incisions.
Jigsaw's Worst Line: You killed the innocent, now your fates will all be met.
Chucky's Best Line: Shot up and axed, but I just won't rest in pieces.
Chucky's Worst Line: Countless families take me on but they just can't defeat me.
Luban the Leprechaun's Best Line: I'll shove my buckled shoe straight up Chucky's vagina.
Luban the Leprechaun's Worst Line: My raps are scary bad and make this sh*t look good.
Regan Macneil's Best Line: Jason, I'll go to hell and leave a message for your mother.
Regan Macneil's Worst Line: Breaking necks and restraints, spinning my head and shaking beds.
Pinhead's Best Line: (I want to hear the sound of silence like Simon and Garfunkel) Especially from Edward Scissorhands' f*cking creepy uncle.
Pinhead's Worst Line: They call me Pinhead and I will be this battle's completer.
Final Results:
Freddy Krueger: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
Mrs. Voorhees: 3/5 (equivalent to 12/20)
Jason Voorhees: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
Michael Myers: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
Leatherface: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
Pyramid Head: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
Norman Bates: 4.5/5 (equivalent to 18/20)
Jigsaw: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
Chucky: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
Luban the Leprechaun: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
Regan Macneil: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
Pinhead: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
Total Score: 61.5/80 (equivalent to 38.5/50)