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    Here's my re-review of Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethoven (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcTLJ692F70). Next is Freddy vs. Jason.
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    Beat: This is a very unique beat for season 1, and does a nice mix of classical and modern. It seems like it's really good when Beethoven's rapping and it's kind of boring when Bieber's rapping, but maybe that's just me imagining things. 7.5/10

    Impressions and Costumes: They got Beethoven's costume spot on if you ask me. I can't really judge his impression, but I think an angry German accent would've worked better than a slight British accent. As for Bieber, Farnham both looks and sounds too old, and they probably should've gotten a kid to play Bieber. The haircut's right, and the hat is a nice touch, even though I've never actually seen Bieber wear that. 7/10

    Justin Bieber-Round 1: I used to like this verse and claim it's ''proof that they can write good lines for Bieber'' but looking back at it, most of these lines are just generic insults and don't make many references. The Bieber fever line is kind of clever, and I love the dog line, but the verse is pretty average if you ask me. 7.5/10

    Ludwig van Beethoven-Round 1: The cock line and Never say never lines are OK, but this verse starts to get really good at the facebook line, and just about every line after that is just excellent. The only line in the second half I don't like that much is the name line. I just don't find it very clever. But that aside, the 3rd degree and puberty lines are some of the best ERB has done. 9/10

    Justin Bieber-Round 2: To be honest, almost this entire verse is meh battle worthy. The first 3 lines are just really weak, although the last line is actually really good if you ask me. Still, this is just them trying to make this battle one-sided. To their credit, they did a better job of making this one-sided than they did with Edison vs. Tesla. 7/10

    Ludwig van Beethoven-Round 2: If it weren't for the symphonies line, this verse would get a 10/10. It's one of the strongest second verses in all of season 1. The girls line is great, the My World line is great and the Usher line is great. Many call Beethoven overrated and say he's only well liked because of his opponent, but personally, I think he deserves every ounce of credit he gets. 9.5/10

    Overall: This battle would be pretty forgettable if not for Beethoven. The beat is average, Bieber's lines are average, but Beethoven's lines are just ERB at its finest. Still, this battle isn't much higher than average, even with Beethoven involved. It's a clever suggestion and it's probably the only fully successful one-sided battle, but I don't rank it that highly. 7.5/10

    Justin Bieber's Best Line: I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies!
    Justin Bieber's Worst Line: When's the last time your music got anybody laid?
    Ludwig van Beethoven's Best Line: You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!
    Ludwig van Beethoven's Best Line: There's a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies.

    Final Results:
    Justin Bieber: 14.5/20
    Ludwig van Beethoven: 18.5/20

    Total Score: 55/70

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    CAN YOU REVIEW REGICE vs. REGIROCK PLZ?

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    Sorry for the lack of reviews. Blame exams. Here's my review of Joan of AC's Freddy vs. Jason (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCVnJWvWDK4). Next is Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking.
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    Beat: I hope you don't mind if I just glance upon these, as there are a lot of them. The first beat is good, second beat sounds too similar to just the normal theme, third beat starts weak but picks up, fourth beat is a bit boring, fifth beat is great, sixth beat is a bit boring, seventh beat has good parts, eighth beat is great but not very spooky, ninth beat is a great remix, last beat doesn't really stand out that much. 7.5/10

    Freddy Krueger: I'm just going to judge each rapper individually out of 5. Freddy's first verse starts off in a pretty generic way just stating some catch phrases, but around the wet dreams line, it picks up and gets a lot better. The second verse's Elm Street line and head line are both pretty good. All in all, Freddy was pretty good, even though there were some lines I didn't like from his verses. 4/5

    Mrs. Voorhees: This verse is a bit lacking in actual disses. Most of these lines are just catch phrases and filler lines. The end of the verse is OK, but even that's not very clever. Probably the weakest in the battle if you're asking me. 3/5

    Jason Voorhees: This verse actually has a really good flow, especially around the machete line. A lot of the threats are pretty generic, but it also has some pretty funny lines, like the Mr. Rogers line and the bedwetter line, so this verse is pretty well balanced overall. 4/5

    Michael Myers: I'm not sure if it's just the flow, but it seems like the verse is kind of weak before the flow speeds up and really good after it speeds up. The best part is when he goes Lenin/Lincoln on them and takes turns directly dissing each, which is where the really funny lines come in. 3.5/5

    Leatherface: The threats in this verse are really creepy and really nice, which is good for a Halloween battle. Aside from a few weak lines at the beginning, this might be my second favorite verse of the whole battle, just because of the nice references, good puns and creepy threats. 4/5

    Pyramid Head: The shape line is the only really good stand out line in this verse. The Bill Cosby sweater line seems a bit recycled from Jason's verse and the other lines aren't that clever and are a bit generic for my tastes, so this verse is one of the weaker ones to me. 3.5/5

    Norman Bates: This is my favorite verse of the battle, personally. The silent line is pretty good, the movie quote lines are pretty clever, and also his lines just seem really creepy, especially the mother lines, which really helps add personality to the battle. 4.5/5

    Jigsaw: Most of this verse is just generic platitude lines, and there aren't even that many disses either. The kitchen knife incisions line is where the verse picks up. The Norma line is pretty good and the fatality line is a nice threat too. Not enough to completely salvage the verse, but it's still a nice ending. 3.5/5

    Chucky: Pretty consistent verse all the way through, with no real long stretches without good lines. I think the line where he lists all the ways he's been almost killed is pretty unique and makes some nice points, even though the end of the verse is a bit lackluster. 4/5

    Luban the Leprechaun: I like the first line, the buckled shoe line, the luck line and the last line is a pretty good set up for the next verse, even though it's not that good as a stand alone line. One of the better verses in this battle to me. 4/5

    Regan Macneil: There are a lot of hell puns in this verse, and anyone who's read my reviews for a long time knows how much I like puns. There are also some pretty good points made in this verse, and my only complaint is that the jokes don't have too much variety. 4/5

    Pinhead: This verse seems a bit mix-matched for me. It disses some of the guys in this battle, but not all of them, and it seems like the last person in a battle royale should either focus more on themselves (like Putin) or diss everyone, like most fanmades have done. Mixing them seems a bit disorganized to me. But that being said, the verse still has some pretty funny and clever lines. 3.5/5

    Overall: Battle royales are tricky battles to write sometimes, with lots of different paths you can take and lots of decisions you have to make. I think you handled most of it really well. None of the verses are extremely below average, and there is a wide variety of nice disses, as well as a nice creepiness factor. I can tell you put a lot of effort into it and I think it paid off well. 8.5/10

    Freddy Krueger's Best Line: Step aside while I commit some verbal slaughter.
    Freddy Krueger's Worst Line: You freak of the forest, you'll never get laid!
    Mrs. Voorhees' Best Line: Prepare to face the meanest mom you've ever known.
    Mrs. Voorhees' Worst Line: It was the counselor's fault that he couldn't swim!
    Jason Voorhees' Best Line: You're a crispy Mr. Rogers in a f*cking Christmas sweater!
    Jason Voorhees' Worst Line: You pissed me off, b*tch! Prepare for some violence!
    Michael Myers' Best Line: You're hot sh*t now 'cause you just got burned.
    Michael Myers' Worst Line: It's time to use my thoughts to tear you both a new ass.
    Leatherface's Best Line: Freddy, it's time that I put you to sleep.
    Leatherface's Worst Line: Next time don't make fun of my family.
    Pyramid Head's Best Line: ''The Shape'' is out of shape and Jason's no better.
    Pyramid Head's Worst Line: Your stories have been overused so you can all just shut it.
    Norman Bates' Best Line: How about a nice shower so I can put my problems down the drain?
    Norman Bates' Worst Line: I'll go Psycho on you all and I'll start a f*cking riot.
    Jigsaw's Best Line: I have power stronger than a few kitchen knife incisions.
    Jigsaw's Worst Line: You killed the innocent, now your fates will all be met.
    Chucky's Best Line: Shot up and axed, but I just won't rest in pieces.
    Chucky's Worst Line: Countless families take me on but they just can't defeat me.
    Luban the Leprechaun's Best Line: I'll shove my buckled shoe straight up Chucky's vagina.
    Luban the Leprechaun's Worst Line: My raps are scary bad and make this sh*t look good.
    Regan Macneil's Best Line: Jason, I'll go to hell and leave a message for your mother.
    Regan Macneil's Worst Line: Breaking necks and restraints, spinning my head and shaking beds.
    Pinhead's Best Line: (I want to hear the sound of silence like Simon and Garfunkel) Especially from Edward Scissorhands' f*cking creepy uncle.
    Pinhead's Worst Line: They call me Pinhead and I will be this battle's completer.

    Final Results:
    Freddy Krueger: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Mrs. Voorhees: 3/5 (equivalent to 12/20)
    Jason Voorhees: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Michael Myers: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
    Leatherface: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Pyramid Head: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
    Norman Bates: 4.5/5 (equivalent to 18/20)
    Jigsaw: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
    Chucky: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Luban the Leprechaun: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Regan Macneil: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Pinhead: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)

    Total Score: 61.5/80 (equivalent to 38.5/50)

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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama View Post
    Sorry for the lack of reviews. Blame exams. Here's my review of Joan of AC's Freddy vs. Jason (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCVnJWvWDK4). Next is Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking.
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    Beat: I hope you don't mind if I just glance upon these, as there are a lot of them. The first beat is good, second beat sounds too similar to just the normal theme, third beat starts weak but picks up, fourth beat is a bit boring, fifth beat is great, sixth beat is a bit boring, seventh beat has good parts, eighth beat is great but not very spooky, ninth beat is a great remix, last beat doesn't really stand out that much. 7.5/10

    Freddy Krueger: I'm just going to judge each rapper individually out of 5. Freddy's first verse starts off in a pretty generic way just stating some catch phrases, but around the wet dreams line, it picks up and gets a lot better. The second verse's Elm Street line and head line are both pretty good. All in all, Freddy was pretty good, even though there were some lines I didn't like from his verses. 4/5

    Mrs. Voorhees: This verse is a bit lacking in actual disses. Most of these lines are just catch phrases and filler lines. The end of the verse is OK, but even that's not very clever. Probably the weakest in the battle if you're asking me. 3/5

    Jason Voorhees: This verse actually has a really good flow, especially around the machete line. A lot of the threats are pretty generic, but it also has some pretty funny lines, like the Mr. Rogers line and the bedwetter line, so this verse is pretty well balanced overall. 4/5

    Michael Myers: I'm not sure if it's just the flow, but it seems like the verse is kind of weak before the flow speeds up and really good after it speeds up. The best part is when he goes Lenin/Lincoln on them and takes turns directly dissing each, which is where the really funny lines come in. 3.5/5

    Leatherface: The threats in this verse are really creepy and really nice, which is good for a Halloween battle. Aside from a few weak lines at the beginning, this might be my second favorite verse of the whole battle, just because of the nice references, good puns and creepy threats. 4/5

    Pyramid Head: The shape line is the only really good stand out line in this verse. The Bill Cosby sweater line seems a bit recycled from Jason's verse and the other lines aren't that clever and are a bit generic for my tastes, so this verse is one of the weaker ones to me. 3.5/5

    Norman Bates: This is my favorite verse of the battle, personally. The silent line is pretty good, the movie quote lines are pretty clever, and also his lines just seem really creepy, especially the mother lines, which really helps add personality to the battle. 4.5/5

    Jigsaw: Most of this verse is just generic platitude lines, and there aren't even that many disses either. The kitchen knife incisions line is where the verse picks up. The Norma line is pretty good and the fatality line is a nice threat too. Not enough to completely salvage the verse, but it's still a nice ending. 3.5/5

    Chucky: Pretty consistent verse all the way through, with no real long stretches without good lines. I think the line where he lists all the ways he's been almost killed is pretty unique and makes some nice points, even though the end of the verse is a bit lackluster. 4/5

    Luban the Leprechaun: I like the first line, the buckled shoe line, the luck line and the last line is a pretty good set up for the next verse, even though it's not that good as a stand alone line. One of the better verses in this battle to me. 4/5

    Regan Macneil: There are a lot of hell puns in this verse, and anyone who's read my reviews for a long time knows how much I like puns. There are also some pretty good points made in this verse, and my only complaint is that the jokes don't have too much variety. 4/5

    Pinhead: This verse seems a bit mix-matched for me. It disses some of the guys in this battle, but not all of them, and it seems like the last person in a battle royale should either focus more on themselves (like Putin) or diss everyone, like most fanmades have done. Mixing them seems a bit disorganized to me. But that being said, the verse still has some pretty funny and clever lines. 3.5/5

    Overall: Battle royales are tricky battles to write sometimes, with lots of different paths you can take and lots of decisions you have to make. I think you handled most of it really well. None of the verses are extremely below average, and there is a wide variety of nice disses, as well as a nice creepiness factor. I can tell you put a lot of effort into it and I think it paid off well. 8.5/10

    Freddy Krueger's Best Line: Step aside while I commit some verbal slaughter.
    Freddy Krueger's Worst Line: You freak of the forest, you'll never get laid!
    Mrs. Voorhees' Best Line: Prepare to face the meanest mom you've ever known.
    Mrs. Voorhees' Worst Line: It was the counselor's fault that he couldn't swim!
    Jason Voorhees' Best Line: You're a crispy Mr. Rogers in a f*cking Christmas sweater!
    Jason Voorhees' Worst Line: You pissed me off, b*tch! Prepare for some violence!
    Michael Myers' Best Line: You're hot sh*t now 'cause you just got burned.
    Michael Myers' Worst Line: It's time to use my thoughts to tear you both a new ass.
    Leatherface's Best Line: Freddy, it's time that I put you to sleep.
    Leatherface's Worst Line: Next time don't make fun of my family.
    Pyramid Head's Best Line: ''The Shape'' is out of shape and Jason's no better.
    Pyramid Head's Worst Line: Your stories have been overused so you can all just shut it.
    Norman Bates' Best Line: How about a nice shower so I can put my problems down the drain?
    Norman Bates' Worst Line: I'll go Psycho on you all and I'll start a f*cking riot.
    Jigsaw's Best Line: I have power stronger than a few kitchen knife incisions.
    Jigsaw's Worst Line: You killed the innocent, now your fates will all be met.
    Chucky's Best Line: Shot up and axed, but I just won't rest in pieces.
    Chucky's Worst Line: Countless families take me on but they just can't defeat me.
    Luban the Leprechaun's Best Line: I'll shove my buckled shoe straight up Chucky's vagina.
    Luban the Leprechaun's Worst Line: My raps are scary bad and make this sh*t look good.
    Regan Macneil's Best Line: Jason, I'll go to hell and leave a message for your mother.
    Regan Macneil's Worst Line: Breaking necks and restraints, spinning my head and shaking beds.
    Pinhead's Best Line: (I want to hear the sound of silence like Simon and Garfunkel) Especially from Edward Scissorhands' f*cking creepy uncle.
    Pinhead's Worst Line: They call me Pinhead and I will be this battle's completer.

    Final Results:
    Freddy Krueger: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Mrs. Voorhees: 3/5 (equivalent to 12/20)
    Jason Voorhees: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Michael Myers: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
    Leatherface: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Pyramid Head: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
    Norman Bates: 4.5/5 (equivalent to 18/20)
    Jigsaw: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
    Chucky: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Luban the Leprechaun: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Regan Macneil: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Pinhead: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)

    Total Score: 61.5/80 (equivalent to 38.5/50)
    Thanks for the amazing review :D I really appreciate your judgments & honesty. I'll try getting another battle out sometime soon that you can possibly review? Thanks again Sambama! :D
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    My exams are over, my family time is over and I should hopefully be able to get back on schedule with my reviews. Hopefully. Here's my re-review of Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k). Next is PSY vs. Ylvis.
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    Beat: One of the few things in this battle that isn't very memorable. It's intense-sounding, yes, but it's just not very catchy. I like the beats to ERB to be the kinds of things I can listen to in recreational time. This one just bores me on its own, but it's still intense. 7/10

    Impressions and Costumes: They almost nailed Einstein's costume, but his wig is way too curly. Einstein's hair was kind of wacky, but it was pretty straight. Hawking's costume is great though, Peter really got the lip thing down. Einstein sounds German, so that's good enough for me. The autotune sounds nothing like the real Hawking, but I see why they used it. It would be impossible to flow well with Hawking's actual voice, since it has no pitch. So I can't mark them off too much for that. 8.5/10

    Albert Einstein-Round 1: A great start with 2 great lines. The next few lines are kind of generic and mildly amusing but not very clever. The schools line and Hawk-ward lines are decent puns, but the last line really steals the show for me. Technically, it's not entirely correct, mathematically speaking, but still a clever line to end a great verse. 9/10

    Stephen Hawking-Round 1: The roll line is awesome and the troll doll line is also pretty great. I'm not really sure why ''stretching out rhymes'' is something to brag about, in fact I'm not sure what he means by that, but the P-Brane is awesome. The last 2 lines are eh to me, nothing too clever. Still has 3 great lines out of only 6 total, so I give it a great score. 9/10

    Albert Einstein-Round 2: Every line is trying here, and I have to give it credit for that. To me though, the only ones that pay off are the brief history of pain line and the holes line. The first line was kind of just a repeated joke from the first verse and the matter line is OK, but I think it would've worked better if he had used a simile or something, I just don't like how it was worded. Still, 2 awesome lines. 9/10

    Stephen Hawking-Round 2: That mama line is just utterly hilarious. Looking back at it, it honestly isn't that clever, I just love how he states this huge number and uses all these big words just for one generic mama insult. It's just hilarious. The mushroom clouds, Carl Sagan reference and last line all just barely seal the win for Hawking. This is one of the best and funniest verses in all of ERB. 9.5/10

    Overall: I really like season 1, but season 2 really did everything a lot better in my opinion. This battle, however, is an exception. This is the only season 1 battle that makes it on my all time favorites list. I can just see all the research and effort that went into writing these lines, something that only a few battles really show me. 9/10

    Albert Einstein's Best Line: (I'm as dope as 2 rappers, you better be scared) 'Cause zat means Albert E=MC Squared!
    Albert Einstein's Worst Line: You sound like Wall E having sex vith a Speak and Spell!
    Stephen Hawking's Best Line: (There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe) Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    Stephen Hawking's Worst Line: You've got no idea what you're messing with here, boy.

    Final Results:
    Albert Einstein: 18/20
    Stephen Hawking: 18.5/20

    Total Score: 61/70

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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    I'm not reading past the title

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    Here's my review of Epic Doctor X's PSY vs. Ylvis (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post354258). Next is Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny.
    Spoiler: 
    Psy-Round 1: The Lonely-Island-Wannabe line is alright, but the best line in this verse is the Gangnam line. There's some good flow at the end of the verse too. There are a few references that don't make any jokes, which I don't like. But the verse has its high points. 7/10

    Ylvis-Round 1: The verse is kind of lame up until the Ill-vis line, and from there, things really start to pick up. The fanbase line is great, the singing line is also a good one and the Psycho line is a nice pun. This verse has a few really good personal jabs. It's something that makes you think that if the actual person were to hear it, they might actually get offended, which is good because that's the whole point of a rap battle. 9/10

    Psy-Round 2: The first line is the only line in this verse I found really good. The other lines aren't bad lines, they just aren't making any actual jokes, as I've said before. There's not too much to say here. One good line, that's really it. 7.5/10

    Ylvis-Round 2: Maybe you should've done something like capitalized Psychotic or put a hyphen in there, because I didn't get the joke the first time reading it. It's a good line, even though it's repeated. I don't really see what Breaking Bad has to do with either of these guys, but the last line is really good. Definitely have to give the win to Ylvis. 8/10

    Overall: My only real complaint about this battle overall are that there are too many filler lines that don't make references, and even some of the references don't make jokes. That said, there is a lot of good stuff in this battle and a lot of nice personal jabs. 8/10

    Psy's Best Line: You can't beat Psy's style, I'm high class, call it Gangnam.
    Psy's Worst Line: You guys are looking scared, oh, am I making you sweat?
    Ylvis' Best Line: (You're nothing but a perverted old man with a little willy) And a fanbase to stupid to ask "what does this fuck say, really?"
    Ylvis' Worst Line: Well Ring-A-Ding-Ding what do we have here.

    Final Results:
    Psy: 14.5/20
    Ylvis: 17/20

    Total Score: 40.5/50

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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
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    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama View Post
    Here's my review of Epic Doctor X's PSY vs. Ylvis (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post354258). Next is Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny.
    Spoiler: 
    Psy-Round 1: The Lonely-Island-Wannabe line is alright, but the best line in this verse is the Gangnam line. There's some good flow at the end of the verse too. There are a few references that don't make any jokes, which I don't like. But the verse has its high points. 7/10

    Ylvis-Round 1: The verse is kind of lame up until the Ill-vis line, and from there, things really start to pick up. The fanbase line is great, the singing line is also a good one and the Psycho line is a nice pun. This verse has a few really good personal jabs. It's something that makes you think that if the actual person were to hear it, they might actually get offended, which is good because that's the whole point of a rap battle. 9/10

    Psy-Round 2: The first line is the only line in this verse I found really good. The other lines aren't bad lines, they just aren't making any actual jokes, as I've said before. There's not too much to say here. One good line, that's really it. 7.5/10

    Ylvis-Round 2: Maybe you should've done something like capitalized Psychotic or put a hyphen in there, because I didn't get the joke the first time reading it. It's a good line, even though it's repeated. I don't really see what Breaking Bad has to do with either of these guys, but the last line is really good. Definitely have to give the win to Ylvis. 8/10

    Overall: My only real complaint about this battle overall are that there are too many filler lines that don't make references, and even some of the references don't make jokes. That said, there is a lot of good stuff in this battle and a lot of nice personal jabs. 8/10

    Psy's Best Line: You can't beat Psy's style, I'm high class, call it Gangnam.
    Psy's Worst Line: You guys are looking scared, oh, am I making you sweat?
    Ylvis' Best Line: (You're nothing but a perverted old man with a little willy) And a fanbase to stupid to ask "what does this fuck say, really?"
    Ylvis' Worst Line: Well Ring-A-Ding-Ding what do we have here.

    Final Results:
    Psy: 14.5/20
    Ylvis: 17/20

    Total Score: 40.5/50
    Thanks man, awesome review as always!


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    Well Ring-A-Ding-Ding what do we have here

    was actually one of my favorite lines xD nice review btw

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    Here's my re-review of Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4tLCGcTG4). Next is Micheal vs. DarkLink.
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    Beat: I think this beat accomplishes what it was going for, which is just something fast-paced and upbeat to get stuck in your head. But as a rap battle beat, I'm not the biggest fan. It's not very intense or exciting. It's more relaxing than exhilarating, which some people like, I'm just not one of those people. 7.5/10

    Impressions and Costumes: Genghis Khan's costume is very well done and has a lot of detail. His voice maybe should have had some sort of Asian accent, or heck, maybe they should've just gotten an Asian to play Khan. I obviously can't judge the Easter Bunny for impression, but his costume is decent. The difference in color for his face compared to the rest of his body is a bit distracting, though, I kind of wish they made him look like an actual rabbit. 8/10

    The Easter Bunny-Round 1: The flow is awesome, and I will bump the score up for that. Lyrically though, I only liked the hip hop line, the last line and the bucket line to some extent. I will never understand ow the Great Wall line is an insult though. This verse is pretty good, nothing great. 8/10

    Genghis Khan-Round 1: The wrath of Khan joke was pretty predictable, but I guess it had to be done. The first half of this verse is pretty weak, but the second half is great. The peeps line is pretty funny and the last line is a great threat. It also helps add personality, which this battle has a lot of. 8/10

    The Easter Bunny-Round 2: This verse kind of sucks, honestly. No real jokes made, just the Easter Bunny telling Khan to stop being so violent. The Jesus thing is funny I guess, but it's not an insult at all, and really just sets up Khan for his last verse. The verse is kind of funny, so I'll give it some credit, but for a rap battle verse, this is just pathetic. 5/10

    Genghis Khan-Round 2: The first 2 lines aren't really insults or even boasts. I guess he's bragging about having a lot of sex, but I feel there are much funnier routes they could've gone with that. If Bunny's last verse didn't seal Khan the win, the last line in this verse did. Only one good line in this verse, but it's a really good one. 7.5/10

    Overall: I find this a pretty big step down from Einstein vs. Hawking and pretty far below its successor (Napoleon vs. Napoleon) as well. The only thing extraordinary about this battle is its catchiness and maybe its personalities. It's fun to listen to, but it doesn't make me laugh that much and it doesn't have that many ''OOOOOOH'' lines. It's one of the weakest battles, if you ask me, but it's still a fun video to watch. 6.5/10

    The Easter Bunny's Best Line: Watch me rub my foot for luck then stick it right up your vagina!
    The Easter Bunny's Worst Line: The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China.
    Genghis Khan's Best Line: (I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat) Then butcher your family and make a new coat.
    Genghis Khan's Worst Line: Mwahahahaha, COME OOOOOOOOOOOON!

    Final Results:
    The Easter Bunny: 13/20
    Genghis Khan: 15.5/20

    Total Score: 50.5/70

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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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