Presidential Reviews

[Turtlesauce]

Hey. This is a rap battle the guys did on the Mansion RPG

Spoiler: 

PolarBore (Zyroda) vs Ranger(AVGN), BrineBlade(Nostalgia Critic), YN (Pewdiepie), Lohuy(Random hobo), Kubby (Gunnut)


Lohuy:
I'll CHANGE your balls to balls that have been kicked, WHY?
'Cause I'm gonna show this unfinchable bitch who's REALLY fly
I hate dem 1% always shitting on my face
Well if you wanna talk trash I got that shit all over the place!

Kubby:
Now, think about this, it's like we've split the word "rapper"
You only got pee in your brain, i am the rest of that word, f**ker
I've got the real complete package, you're the real terrible joke
I won't just stik to raep, karma's a bitch, time to shoot ya, dawg


YN:
HA-HA-HA-HOW'S IT GOING BRO, MY NAME IS PEWDIEPIE
My face will be the last thing you'll see before you die
Stephano, Piggeh, Chair and Jennifer, You're way outmatched
Like the pigeon in BGO you're way too early to hatch!


Polar:
hello losers you all are my pat
bunch of fat ugly bimbos who are really fat
bunch of bitches tryna fight me but i'll pull you all down like a trigger
goin tupac on your asses like nigga nigga nigga
gunnut, your a full house lookin jew who's ugly as fuck
and pleasediepie, the only thing entertaining about you is that you look like a duck
hobo is a homo ****** hardyharharhar
i dont know who the fuck you two are


Ranger:
The f**k, are you kidding me? We gotta do this?
Well alright, you leader slaughtering, big lump of piss.
I'd rather play Cheetamen and then Jekyll and Hyde,
Than have this brainless s**t stain decide the length of my life.


BrineBlade:
Oh please, who's this zyroda guy again?
What, he shot the dog of his girlfriend?
That's it you motherfucker, I'm gonna curbstomp your face
And I'll make sure that you've got no balls by the end of this race!


Polar:
ok so i found out who nc and avgn were today
gonna leave these fruits in a vegetable state
cause it turns out they're two guys who sit around all day
and make money off of playing with their joysticks and being GAY
ouch, my lines hitting like a punch
all of yall gonna be having candy apple for lunch
they call me doc of thuganomics cuz my flows are ill
using my wits and THESE GUNS to go in for the kill

[Funnybone]

Methinks Sambaba is on holiday

[Samos]

Here’s my review of PolarBore vs. Gunnut. Next is VGBR.

Spoiler: 

PolarBore-Round 1: The first line is a bit obvious, but still a decent parody, but the next two lines aren’t really references to my knowledge. The fourth line’s a decent reference, but the Lincoln line is a bit random, and the following line is pretty filler. The Umb and Wombu line is OK, while the last line is too filler. 7/10

Gunnut-Round 1: First two lines aren’t really insults or boasts, making them seem kind of pointless. The emote line is an alright parody, but as a standalone line, it’s too blunt. The sex line is kind of a so-bad-it’s-funny thing, and the #rekt line and last line are OK references, but they’re more miss than hit. 7.5/10

PolarBore-Round 2: The first line is just a complete rip-off of the original line. Really, the only real reference is the second line, and that’s pretty much a jokeless reference. Weakest verse in the battle for sure and kind of weird to read considering how good Polar’s gotten at these things since. 6/10

Gunnut-Round 2: The first two lines are decent references, nothing brilliant to be sure. I like the TDFE reference a lot, but the Brazilian line isn’t very strong. The last two lines reference things and don’t really make jokes about them, or at least not jokes that are relevant to the reference. Still, first 3 lines make this the best verse in the battle. 8/10

Overall: Both of you have come a long way since this. The references and jokes don’t make a whole lot of full connections in this. Not to say it’s a bad battle, there are times when there is a good line. It’s just that the good lines are much less plentiful and it kind of pales in comparison to more recent REWFs. 7/10

PolarBore’s Best Line: Your little Ubisoft forum will be the target of our next forum invasion!
PolarBore’s Worst Line: You know, rapping against you... it's not even fun
Gunnut’s Best Line: It's TDFE for you, there's no way you can win
Gunnut’s Worst Line: I'm the r***sticking member Gregory Nathaniel Terry

Final Results:
PolarBore: 13/20
Gunnut: 15.5/20

Total Score: 35.5/50

[GonadTheNomad]

Yes.

Flawless victoreee

EDIT: Review the first chapter of my short-lived Old West ERBoH fan fic http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...d-West-Edition

Also this, since I ended up digging it up for TDFE anyway. http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...Fan-Made-ERBoH

[YellowNerd]

Review Paradox, please?

[Samos]

Yes.

Flawless victoreee

EDIT: Review the first chapter of my short-lived Old West ERBoH fan fic http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...d-West-Edition

Also this, since I ended up digging it up for TDFE anyway. http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...Fan-Made-ERBoH

I already reviewed the YN thing, a long time ago. http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post312285

[GonadTheNomad]

I already reviewed the YN thing, a long time ago. http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post312285

tfw wasn't even lance armstrong reference.

[Samos]

Here’s my review of Kubby’s VGBR. Next is Ariana Grande vs. Miranda Cosgrove.

Spoiler: 

Deaths: There is something kind of funny about how easily Flappy goes down, but it’s not quite as funny with Mochida. The Angry Bird’s death is nothing special, but deaths 4-7 are all pretty unique, clever and all around cool. The next two deaths are kind of abrupt, but Chaos Kin’s death is OK, but Fisher’s death is probably the best. 8/10

Grammar: A few periods are missing at the ends of sentences. There’s also a misspelled word here and there. But the whole thing is still very readable, and you never get confused or anything, so I won’t take off too much here. 8/10

Use of Characters: The characters are the best part of this story. These characters all have unique personalities and abilities that are pretty faithful to their original sources. I can tell there’s a lot of effort here to make sure everyone who signed up was happy and their characters were done justice. 9.5/10

Total Score: 25.5/30

[Poles]

Review that 15 minute CreepyPasta battle ERBParodies did.

[Lohuydahutt]

review my Montezuma II vs Ramesses II battle please :3

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post378649