Presidential Reviews

[GonadTheNomad]

Review BBC's WWI Origins rap thingy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCEUZ4rFiac

[Samos]

Here's my review of FoolMeNever's David Frost vs. Glenn Beck (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post368508). Next is NC vs. JonTron.

Spoiler: 

Glenn Beck-Round 1: It seems like the grandmas thing should be something to be used as a dis against Beck, and not really something Beck should be bringing up. The geek that was line and the Al Jazeerhuh lines are pretty good puns, and the Beck U line is alright, but the rest of the lines aren't that great. 8/10

David Frost-Round 1: The first line is a nice little pun. The next line's decent, but there could've been better jokes about "Common Nonsense". There are a few lines in this verse that put up some good points but don't really make any jokes. Still, the ground hog, Overton Window and last line make this a great verse. 9/10

Glenn Beck-Round 2: The first and last lines are both pretty good. The second line is kind of awkward, since I don't really see why your opponent having a bad verse would make you particularly angry, and while I like what the third line is going for, it's just a bit too convoluted. 8.5/10

David Frost-Round 2: The first line is just a bit of generic insults and fact-stating. I like the triumph of ignorance line a lot, the Frost/Beck line is alright, and the last line is just good enough to earn Frost the victory, even if it's not as good as Beck's second. 8/10

Overall: This battle does a lot of the things I ask people to do with their battles. Just about every line attempts some sort of reference/joke. A few of the lines try a bit too hard and get a bit complicated. But all things considered, this battle gets a ton of things right. 8.5/10

Glenn Beck's Best Line: Al Jazeerhuh? Nobody knows you; a relic of the past.
Glenn Beck's Worst Line: While I'm revealing conspiracy after conspiracy, and your lack of raps.
David Frost's Best Line: But you'll still lose when I'm rapping so cold it'll Frost your world over!
David Frost's Worst Line: I've been knighted, you should be frightened, I'll make sure that paranoid mouth stays shut.

Final Results:
Glenn Beck: 16.5/20
David Frost: 17/20

Total Score: 42/50

[Dion]

Review my Sherlock vs Batman and Iron Man vs Batman pls

[PortlyLlama80]

Can you please review my Otto von Bismarck vs Wilhelm II?

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

OTTO VON BISMARCK
(the guy who played Billy Mays)

VS

WILHELM THE SECOND
(EpicLloyd)


Otto von Bismarck

I come with Blood and Iron, to crush your conceited ass.
Wilhelm the Second? More like Wilhelm the Last
You're only remembered kid for acting insane
I drop lyrical artillery shells, do you feel the pain?
I conquered, I unified, I aced every test
Your grip of reality is debatable at best.
My rhymes burn and scorch. hurt you like a socialist revolution
You're abdication will be simple evolution.
Pragmatism, Strategy, Those are qualities you lack.
My armies will soon bring you down by stabbing you're back!


Wilhelm II

How dare you insult me! What do you think you are?
I am a imperial sovereign enthroned by the gods!
By the time I'm done here, I'll still have time to grab lunch
As my mighty armies will be done crushing this cunt.
I respect a paved road, more then I respect you.
I'll launch a Kulterkampf and beat you black and blue
This is no April Fools Joke Bismarck, You're chances of winning are fleeting.
And by Imperial Decree, I'll legalize this beating.
When this battle is finished, historians will not see a mystery
Wilhelm the Great will go down in history!

Otto von Bismarck

Wilhelm the Great? More like Willy no mates.
You think you can win? You're about 30 years late
You're the worst sequel I've ever seen, Worse then Jurassic Park III.
You have about as much intelligence as a bi-polar tree
The British will take that helmet and once more pick through you're knees
And when this is over you're majesty, You shall bow down to me!
In all my years, I've literally never seen a person with such little talent
War, Fatherhood. Anything. You're a failure at everything!
Time to face you're Huis Doom and admit that you've lost
I just ask Mein Kaiser. Was it all worth the cost?

Wilhelm II
*Laughs*

Was that a bad excuse for something furious?
You little prince punk. this is about to really get serious.
I'm going to teach this schwine a lesson in some realpolitik
And then I'll set a new course and deal with this bitch!
By royal decree I declare the diamonique chancellor is about to thoroughly crushed!
By my legions of panzers, He'll be turned into dust! left to rust!
From Berlin to Istanbul, You'll find nowhere to run and no place to hide.
But go ahead and try Bismarck. I'll happily watch you die.


Wachen! NUTZEN IHN!

*Gunshots fired*

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPPPPICCCC *Tanks moving and shells landing" RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

here is a reference guide

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post370658

[Samos]

Here's my review of JonTron vs. Nostalgia Critic (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post363711). Next is Clemi vs. Captain America.

Spoiler: 

JonTron-Round 1: This verse is mostly just filler lines. The only real reference is the last line, and it isn't really much of a joke. It sort of just mentions that he stole the review and doesn't really make any point about it. 4.5/10

Nostalgia Critic-Round 1: I kind of like where you were going with the Brent line. But the first line isn't really a joke and the last two lines don't seem to be referencing anything. Maybe I'm missing something for those lines though. 5.5/10

JonTron-Round 2: The first, second and fourth lines all don't seem to be referencing anything. The third line seems more like something NC should use as a dis against Jon, and the last two lines don't really seem to be making any sort of disses or boasts. 4/10

Nosalgia Critic-Round 2: The battle gets a bit sidetracked at the beginning, randomly going into the Nerd who isn't even in this battle. There aren't any boasts or disses, and the only real reference is the last line, which doesn't really make sense to me. How do you stuff someone into a game, and why is that really such a bad thing? 4/10

Overall: This battle is a bit weaker than the other two of your battles I've reviewed. With all its filler lines and joke-less references, it just feels too rushed. There's no deadline on these forums, so take as much time as you need, and don't be afraid to spend more than a few minutes on each line to make it perfect. 5/10

JonTron's Best Line: The Critic stole MY first review of a movie!
JonTron's Worst Line: But all you do is sit around and not be gay
Nostalgia Critic's Best Line: And I see you got Brent after I got him pwned
Nostalgia Critic's Worst Line: You see, I’m sure this is gonna end is victory

Final Results:
JonTron: 8.5/20
Nostalgia Critic: 9.5/20

Total Score: 23/50

[Clemi]

Ouch
I think this is the first time I see a note lower than 10 :0

[PortlyLlama80]

Also, How could you use Nostalgia Critic without referencing his catchphrase?

[FoolMeNever]

Just out of random curiosity, is there any particular reason you didn't like the "Revealing conspiracy after conspiracy" line? I actually liked that line, personally XD

[Samos]

Just out of random curiosity, is there any particular reason you didn't like the "Revealing conspiracy after conspiracy" line? I actually liked that line, personally XD

It wasn't a bad line. I just thought the others were stronger.

[Samos]

Here's my review of Clemi vs. Captain America (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post369288). Next is Hades vs. Duck Hunt Dog.

Spoiler: 

Clemi-Round 1: I like the Sick Sick reference, but the Al Gore reference seems pretty random and unrelated to the rappers, aside from the fact that he's American. The walking propaganda line is pretty good, but I think there are better jokes about the pizza vegetable that could be made than this one. It seems like it just mentions it and doesn't make any jokes about it. The last line really strengthens this verse though. 8.5/10

Captain America-Round 1: Until the end, most of these lines are either filler lines or references that don't make any jokes. For example, you could've made better jokes about the shield and the Winter Soldier. The semi line is good, but I don't really see what Jedis have to do with fries or lies. Maybe I'm missing a reference there. 6.5/10

Clemi-Round 2: The first line is awesome. I kind of like where the HW Bush line is going, but it doesn't really seem to lead to any great disses. I never really got what what wrong with being fictional in these rap battles, it confused me when Hitler did it and people seem to use it a fair amount in battles. Still, great first line. 7.5/10

Captain America-Round 2: The Hitler line is alright, but the second line is just filler and the third line is just a joke-less reference. I really like the last line, and it puts this verse above Clemi's second, but I don't think it's enough for the win. 8/10

Overall: There are enough really good zingers that make this battle pretty fun to read, but it's got some flaws. There are a few too many filler lines, and a few of the references seem to not make any jokes. Still, some of these lines are just FMERB at its finest. If you could just fine tune it a bit and try to make every line like those lines, these could be really good. 7.5/10

Clemi's Best Line: C’mon, the only thing you ever cut is the script’s budget
Clemi's Worst Line; I’m a Erbro ! You couldn’t get to my rapping level, and you’ll never have my class
Captain America's Best Line: I’ll call Abe Lincoln, ‘cuz you’re rhymes aren’t worth a damn cent!
Captain America's Worst Line: You best just calm your hairy titties, because you rap like a dunce

Final Results:
Clemi: 16/20
Captain America: 14.5/20

Total Score: 38/50