You Choose The Opponent

**Faker** · 03-23-2013

Originally Posted by rangernumberx

After an awkward moment, I realised that Craig didn't play the doctor, but it was Christopher whats-his-face. Can the fact they're both highly skilled people that travel around a lot, only one has a licence to kill, and one tries to avoid all possible killing work?

That works.

**Faker** · 03-23-2013

Actually, I'll make a one time exception. I like your Rouge vs Catwoman suggestion so much, and I have such a great idea for it, that I'll use it. Heck, I'll move it to the first battle! Production starts now and it will be out soon. :D

**Faker** · 03-23-2013

Episode 1: Rouge the Bat vs Catwoman

[spoiler:2e8dxd5c]The gem nested atop the plush cushion resting over the stout, white marble pillar rising up from the ground. It was the middle of the night, so the noise of people appreciating the beauty and art of the work in the museum was nonexistent. Security in this building of historical wonders was topnotch and can only be rivaled by that of a military base. Security cameras were cleverly concealed within the stone bricks of the cold, solid walls. Invisible infrared lasers beamed from wall to wall, ceiling to floor, every which way imaginable. There was no need for security guards with this grade A security system. A gas invisible to the human eye was sent free floating and hugging the ground. The special gas revealed the infrared lasers, and this discovery was soon accompanied by a woman in a black dress and masquerade. She did flips and all sorts of acrobatic tricks to avoid having her body touch any one of the beams. She finally made it to the blue gem and quickly snatched it. It was a herring! The alarm rang, but only one person arrived. An odd bat creature wearing suggestive clothing. She yelled towards the burglar, "Halt! Authorized by G.U.N., I am here to arrest you on the spot!" The woman replied, "Oh, a cop's yet to top I, Catwoman, master thief." The bat replied, "Oh, well I guess it's good thieving is a spare hobby of mine. I'm taking you out. The name's Rouge." Catwoman responded, "Why must things always result in fighting. Why can't it ever be a rap battle or something?" Rouge pondered this, "A rap battle? Alright, you're on!

Catwoman:
Purrfect, a rat with wings who claims she can arrest me.
I'm getting Sega tired of these secret agent wannabes!
There's a Storm coming, a rapping storm capable of blowing you off course.
Out of bats, and cops little ol' me can't honestly say which is worse.
There's an Infinite number of Crisis in the world, and hun, you ain't one of them.
With your little Club and Shadows, can't even show loyalty to one of 'em.
You're a compete Joker, the Bane of Echidnas everywhere.
Have you been storing that Emerl in the extra space of your underwear?
My publisher's series's so badass, they named it after the American capital,
but you couldn't ring anyone's bells, even in a chapel.
If you ask Me-ow, you're the bigger pussy in this room.
Go back running to your Foxboy because, girl, you're through!

Rouge:
You claim you're top G.U.N.? Yeah, maybe if you were a musket.
Everyone knows the rules about Ivy. You know you shouldn't trust it!
Holly shit, you really let that slut replace you? Seems reasonable.
You've let so many dipshits into your clit they should label it treasonable.
You've gotten more Rotten Tomatoes thrown at you than your 2004 film.
I've stolen so many valuables I've got a bounty on my head over 1 mill!
You smell like tuna fish feces, but, damn woman, it sure suits your species!
I MEAN FOR CHRIST SAKES! After robberies does it hurt to pick up the evidence pieces!?
I'll Batter and bruise you to your crazy animal Kingdom Come,
then I'll Egg your Man until the damage is done!
And for the millionth time, you got defeated by the Sirens,
otherwise I wouldn't be here obliterating your world like the Mayans!

Catwoman:
This kitty's got claws the same way you got the fucking balls,
to up and challenge me in this museum's internationally historical halls!
I'll simply shock and drop you like the discovery you found of Shadow being an android,
but do you want some face with that eyeliner? You're faker then Nicki Minaj. (Oh boy!)

Rouge:
Come on Selina. I've seen better criminals in a Home Alone movie.
There's been more sacks in your "Cat-illac" then dates have been with George Clooney!
Hope you still have some lives, because I'm the woman who broke the cat's back.
And sure as hell this ain't the first time you were fucked by a bat!

Who do You think won?[/spoiler:2e8dxd5c]

**Spars** · 03-23-2013

That was awesome. That said;

Rouge the Bat vs Catwoman. There, now your rule isn't broken. XD

**Faker** · 03-23-2013