You Choose The Opponent - True Sequel

[Faker]

Will you be recording all of these, or just Rouge vs Catwoman?

Depends on how well this goes. What was your opinion of the battle?

[rangernumberx]

I thought Rogue won, but that may be just because I didn't like the cat puns in her verse. But still, a very good battle.

In the next battle, in RD's first verse, there is going to be a 20% cooler line. I'm sure of it.

[Faker]

I thought Rogue won, but that may be just because I didn't like the cat puns in her verse. But still, a very good battle.

In the next battle, in RD's first verse, there is going to be a 20% cooler line. I'm sure of it.

Something along those lines. :D Also expect a chili dog reference, a robotified animal reference, a Sonic Rainboom reference, etc.

[Faker]

Episode 2: Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow Dash



[spoiler:1c19odr5]The green blades of grass were scorched black whenever Sonic the Hedgehog ran by. He was the fastest animal, heck, being in his universe! He has yet to meet anyone who was faster then him. He just finished ruining another of the dastardly Dr. Eggman's plots and just needed to have a run to calm his mind. He ran past his buddy, Tails, who was fixing a broken machine. He passed Knuckles who was taking his anger out on a nearby tree. He even passed Rouge who was too busy dragging some cat burglar somewhere. Nothing could go wrong on a day like this! He closed his eyes so the breeze could take him to an even calmer state of mind. When he opened them again he saw rainbows zooming across the sky. He said to himself, "Man, that rainbow goes fast. If it was a living being it would probably be even faster than me. Probably." Soon he saw the rainbow dashing towards him, of course, a beam of light doesn't stop the world's fastest hedgehog. That is, until Sonic got struck down. When he looked up he saw a... pony? She stood there shaking dirt off her light blue coat before talking to Sonic, "Hey, watch where you're going. You almost broke my wing!" Sonic replied, "YOU ALMOST BROKE MY GOD DAMN BODY! Who are you anyway?" The pony stepped back and gasped, "You don't know moi, Rainbow Dash!?" Sonic stated, "Ohhhh, you're that pony on that show about the magic of pirate ships." Rainbow Dash replied, "Friendship, your point? Anyway, I'm the fastest creature on the planet!" Sonic chuckled, "Care to put your money where your mouth is?" Rainbow Dash stared before smiling. The two took off in a race across Green Hill Zone, then got bored and rap battled along the way.

Sonic the Hedgehog:
Sonic's the name, speed's my game! Not like that word's in your vocabulary anyway.
Better back off little filly. You, your friends, and your entire fanbase is gay!
Make like a Rainbow and bend over, you maned freak.
I'll go Super Sonic and pulverize you, My Little Dashie!
You're so slow you make Big looks like he has some brains.
There's much more history between you and AJ then your little games!
I've seen prettier animals inside of the fucking Death Egg.
Man oh man you must be Knux because you've seen better days.
For Celestia's Sake, could you stop boasting for just one second!?
You think you spread friendship but you only spread Bronies and destruction.
You look like Xerneas had fucking sex with Mr. Ed the Talking Horse.
Friendship may be magic, but let me tell you something: Lesbians are worse!

Rainbow Dash:
I'm an equine so divine it'll send shivers up your hotheaded dome of spines!
Quit eating those chili dogs, you're already in worse condition then Eggman in his prime.
The buck are you trying to spit? It's like Tails cumuppance backfired.
Why's the doctor trying to robotify you? Your skill's already rusty and expired!
I must be getting the Cutie Pox because I feel a mark coming for kicking your ass.
Hay, you're so hyperactive you make Pinkie Pie look like her activity never lasts!
Just quit your company, because Nintendo already Nintendid your franchise.
Why don't you curl up in your ball like you always do when exhibiting cowardice!
You must be burnin' with the fire I'm spittin', no kiddin'! I'm knocking your whole series down.
I'd offer you some water, but apparently even a shot glass is enough for you to drown!
I hate to send you to Luigi's Mansion, but somepony has to send ya to the Slammer.
Anypony can see the only thing farther up your ass then your head is Amy's hammer!

*Sonic transforms*

Super Sonic:
You've driven me to a form that even the gods fear.
I'm 'bout to send back all the shit at this tomboy of a Mare!
I've caught you red-hooved, so travel back to your Rainbow Factory.
I've seen the past gens of MLP, and compared to you, they're less of a mockery!
So pack your bags, and return to your little rural town.
My Little Pony's just a backup glued to its creator's frown!

Rainbow Dash:
Nice, you went Goldilocks! I suppose you're gonna screw in the Tornado till it's just right?
Man, they call Scootaloo a chicken? They've just never seen Sonic fight!
I've heard all you've got, and frankly, it needs to be about an infinite% cooler.
You couldn't pawn off your Chaos Emeralds to Rouge if she was a jeweler!
I thought friendship was cool, but seeing you and your pals, Friendship is Tragic, dude.
I've rapped with flying colors. Give up your song, and call my verse a rapping Sonic Rainboom!

Who do You think won?[/spoiler:1c19odr5]

[BBC7]

I think Rainbow Dash won that one, I feel she had smarter lines. The fact that Sonic has had a stream of crappy games once it became 3-D didn't influence my decision, Sonic has been successful in newer games though.