Epic Rap Battles of Websites

[RBM]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WEBSITES!



FACEBOOK!

VS



TWITTER!

BEGIN!

Facebook:

Your nasty comments and feeds can't shut me down, Tweety!
We'll battle face to face, and you still can't beat me!
Business is what I do! Try to peck me and I'll sue!
And you know that it's true that I'm an upgrade of you!
All your users ever do is just jot down a ruckus
And try to get followers like they're Jesus or somethin'...
Time to shoot this little birdie right into the ground
After I give you a shout-out and a big THUMBS DOWN!

Twitter:

After I spit a cheap tweet, you'll know you'll be losing
But your whole website can't get anymore confusing!
I'm following you, bookworm, gonna get myself a meal
Once your users stop arguing on every status...FOR REAL?!
I'll hash tag your ass out like I was Instagram
So stop looking in a picture and fight like a man!
Why do people like you? Your creator is a jerk
Who spent part of college making an antisocial network!

Facebook:

Celebrities type random shit on your site for cash!
You can only see my face, but you can kiss my ass!
Only 140 characters? Can you even type a rhyme?
After I blow off your face, I'll ask what's on your mind!

Twitter:

You have your talkers, stalkers, and teenage girls
While I'm pimpin' with more celebrities that can't fit in your world!
I'm a hawk, motherfucker. Going in for the kill.
My raps are more rotten than your shit from Farmville.

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!

[Faker]

TWITTER!

You shoulda had a YOLO reference, though. XD

[Spars]

Twitter went hard in da paint on the last verse

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Twitter.

And can I guest star in Bulbapedia vs Serebii? I'd like to play Bulbapedia.

[RBM]

Twitter.

And can I guest star in Bulbapedia vs Serebii? I'd like to play Bulbapedia.

sure. we can go full out serebii vs bulbapedia vs smogon vs pokemon global link vs pokemon marriland if you want.

[Faker]

Can I guest star as Omegle when the time comes? :D

[RBM]

Can I guest star as Omegle when the time comes? :D

sure

[Batman Heisenberg]

I wanna write a website. I could do shady website!

[ZoroarkPKMN]

Twitter.

And can I guest star in Bulbapedia vs Serebii? I'd like to play Bulbapedia.

sure. we can go full out serebii vs bulbapedia vs smogon vs pokemon global link vs pokemon marriland if you want.

The Global Link should go against Poptropica or Webkinz.

[RBM]

Twitter.

And can I guest star in Bulbapedia vs Serebii? I'd like to play Bulbapedia.

sure. we can go full out serebii vs bulbapedia vs smogon vs pokemon global link vs pokemon marriland if you want.

The Global Link should go against Poptropica or Webkinz.

or how about I do Poptropica vs Webkinz, and Global Link vs iTunes (connecting devices to computer)