Carl Johnson:
You're less worth than Tempenny, stutter ridden president parody
Well, Frank Tempenny is one the main GTA antagonist, and Carl does not think he's worth much. So if Obama is worth less, well... Also a passing reference on Obama going all "...uh..." during his speeches.
Congress gives no crap bout this ass, you got no real power over anybody
Does not make too much of a joke, but at least references Obama being member of the Democrats, with donkey as their symbol and all
I bring crackdown on crack, when it comes to fighting drugs you can't compare
It takes one mission to do better job at that than you did in five years
Obama had no real successes on the drug war, while the GTA's final mission involved burning a crack palace down and killing everyone inside
And while we're talking 'bout jobs, some could be provided by you
CJ mentioned doing a better JOB, and now he does a fluent transition into talking about unemployment
We both like weed, but unemployment rates don't have to smoke some too
Unemployment rates got quite high during Obama's terms. You get high when you smoke weed
You remind me of Call of Duty, second term and I still witness no change
RANDOM REFERENCE TIME! Call of Duty is known to be the same thing every new game, with very little change. Obama's terms are said to have very little change as well
And if I need to be honest, even OG Loc could leave you rearranged
OG Loc is a guy, kind of a CJ's annoying pal, and a TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE rapper. Carl says even OG Loc could beat Barack.
Barack Obama:
Uhhh...You're first black GTA protagonist, and you first steal a bike
I'm an example to all people, all you do is...uhhh...reinforce stereotypes
Pretty straight-forward
I do crack...uhhh...up, when I hear this guy talk smack
Obama is a successful black man after all, so I NEEDED to reference this meme.
Following my train of thought? Oh wait, you on...Wrong Side of the Tracks
Wrong Side of the Track was one of the more frustrating missions in GTA SA, it involved following a train, while your bad shoot partner fired at people on the train. And every time you failed, he blamed this on you.
Your health care plan's ineffefective...uh...you'll soon end up a coffin
Obama's concerned about health care plan being adequate and effective. Set up for the next line
Just like your manhood, they patched you up, and there goes your Hot Coffee
The controversial Hot Coffee mod allowed players to control CJ during sexual intercourse. Then a patch was released and the mod no longer worked. In this case, "patching up" refers both to medical care and the patch in question
I...uh...think sucking is in your genes, you mother's initials were BJ
Come on, CJ's mother's name was Beverly Johnson. I could not resist putting a yo mama joke in there. At least it's not a generic insult, right?
You stayed back in LC when...uhh...your "friends" finished her, CJ
Carl is offen called by his initials. He lived in Liberty City for several years, and returned only for his mom's funeral. Oh, and some of the people you meet first in the game were involved in her death. BTW, we have a Carl, we have finishing Carl's mother, and we have staying back. What battle could it refer to...?
CJ:
Watch me draw an assault weapon you could not ban, see that firm grip
Well, it is a diss on Obama's inability to ban assault weapons, a thread, AND a set up all at the same time!
I don't care 'bout your sorry attempts, that's how you control this thing
CJ compares Obama's not so successful attempts at "gun control" (as in control over gun ownership) to his own "gun control" (as in control over the actual weapon)
And that's the difference, I don't care, while Obamacare's too much!
Double meaning time! "Obama cares" and "Obamacare's" (Obamacare is) are pronouced the same
It's not Affordable, drop the Act, since your approval ratings crash
"to drop the act" means to stop pretending. Official name for Obamacare is Affordable Care Act
Obama:
You can't even convince players to feed you, my leadership can lead
GTA SA had a hunger system. Players did not care and just starved CJ.
My special forces to Bin Laden...uhh...isn't that sweet?
Obama conducted a mission that led to Bin Laden's death. Also, a set up to the next line
Speaking of Sweet, your leadership can only lead your brother to jail
Sweet is CJ's brother, and in one mission, he got arrested for the majority of the game
My raps have made you green with envy, beating me? Uhhh...Mission Failed!
CJ, just like the rest of Grove Street Families, wears green clothes. "green with envy" basically means "filled with jealousy". "Mission Failed" is a message that pops up everytime CJ fails a mission (duh)
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